The Enormous Omelet Sandwich** - This is the news making breakfast sandwich. Not because it is good, but because it's basically grease on a bun. This sandwich lives up to it's name packing 2 large rectangle shaped eggs the size of an original chicken sandwich bun, 3 full strips of bacon, a piece of sausage, and 2 pieces of cheese all on said chicken bun. It may be very good, but it is really really bad for you. I ate this and could literally feel the grease coming out of my mouth for the next 10 or 15 minutes. It's actually not a bad deal for the price tag it holds (about 3 bucks). If you're hungry and don't care about your body, this is the breakfast sandwich for you. 
The Western Omelet Sandwich** - It's a Ham, Egg and Cheese Croissan'wich with those nasty-ass Angus onions on them. Hint: They aren't fire roasted onions. They're microwaved. Conclusion = just get a regular H-E-C Croissan'wich.
The Ultimate Double Whopper - Ultimate my balls. Ultimate implies that a sandwich bearing the name would be extraordinarry, unusual, and astounding. A sandwich of kings. This is just a sandwich for people who like fat in really nasty ways. Take a double whopper, add extra cheese and extra bacon. That's it. 4 pieces of nasty cheese and 8 pieces of most-likely-not-cooked-correctly bacon on the standard Double Whopper is what you get when you order an Ultimate. If you order extra cheese and bacon anyways, that's about the only reason I can fathom to order this burger as it is cheaper than ordering the Double with extra crap on it.
Bacon Cheddar Ranch Angus Burger and Tendercrisp Chicken Sandwiches - HOLY SHIT! These are A+ sandwiches right here. Whether you like beef or chicken, you get the best pieces of meat to offer with a kickass ranch sauce, lettuce, tomato, red onions, bacon and our cheddar cheese (which is actually really really good). I highly reccommend this sandwich to anyone and it's worth whatever you pay for it.
Blue Raspberry Frozen Treats - These delicious ICEEs are only available during the Robots movie promotion and you should get one while we still have them. The next promotion/toys we will be getting is for Star Wars Episode III. I'm not sure if anything cool will be happening for that though.
Morningstar BK Veggie Burger - I'm not exactly sure what this means because I'm not some rabbit-food eatin' hippie. But to the vegetarians out there who might know what a "morningstar" burger is, we have them now instead of the old burgers. Yay? 
The BK Big Fish - I'm not gonna explain anything here other than that we don't have the little fish sandwich anymore as we have reverted back to the old days and got the whopper-sized fish back. Hooray! Ingredients = tartar and lettuce. You have to order cheese or WE WON'T GIVE IT TO YOU. *ahem*
Dulce de Leche Cheesecake - Spanish for Milk Caramel or Milk Candy, this cheesecake is really fuckin' good. It melts in your mouth and is smooth and creamy and yummy. Your sweet tooth will be pleased with this one.
That concludes Gains' helpful BK Review thread. I will give one last word of advice! It is a helpful hint!
If the Burger King in your area doesn't have a 99 cent menu, you may notice that the price of a Whopper Jr. is 1.29, 1.39 or maybe even higher. The hamburger, which contains the same exact burger as a Whopper Jr, is much cheaper, usually at around 89 cents. Think to yourself. If it costs 10 cents to add lettuce, and 10 cents to add tomato, and nothing to add anything else, then wouldn't a hamburger with lettuce, tomato, pickle, ketchup, onion, and mayo only cost 1.09? Oh snap, you saved 20 to 30 cents. Good for you. 
That was very informative. Can we get some hentai/pron of that giant king costume that's been in the commercials lately, now?
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Snugglits had this to say about Knight Rider:
I eat there occasionally. Please don't ruin chicken tenders for me.That was very informative. Can we get some hentai/pron of that giant king costume that's been in the commercials lately, now?
I have no problems of any kind with Chicken Tenders.
And no. The king is scary.
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You mean this one?
Yes.
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Kael had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
How's the Tendercrisp Bacon Chedder Ranch? Is it as good as the song states?
Read the first post geeez.
