1: What do you wish you were named?
2: What was the source of your most recent revelation?
3: Under what circumstances would you allow yourself to receive a makeover?
4: What do you smell like just after you wake up?
5: What was the best meal you ever ate that cost less than seven dollars?
6: What is your favorite flavor of gum?
7: Consider the following scenario: Three kids are in a playground. The first kid is holding down the second, while the third farts in their face. Which kid would you be?
8: What is the most annoying part of your body to shave?
9: Your current religion has exploded, or something has occurred to completely shake and prove false your current faith/unfaith system. Which other religion/faith/philosophy/whatever would you consider joining?
10: What circumstances or actions could cause you to kill yourself?
11: Under what circumstances would you allow something to be put up your butt?
12: Doctors: friendly, nice officers of health; vaguely-worrying distant white-coated people, or needle-bearing monsters made of old-lady medicine and cancer?
13: What do you do to yourself that you know is unhealthy or bad but you just can't stop?
14: How fat would you let yourself get?
15: What could justify/force you to commit genocide?
16: What would totally destroy your image if anyone knew about it?
17: What action or person or thing or whatever can totally derail your bad moods?
18: What was the most embarassing or farfetched lie you ever told that was actually believed?
19: You have a magic mirror, and one question. What would it be? Would you be scared to ask?
20: Who would you turn to if you suddenly lost every posession and asset you own?
Now go, and give me blackmail material!
Gra'dahar Sh'hrim, destroyer of the damned.
2: What was the source of your most recent revelation?
About 3 pitchers of new castle.
3: Under what circumstances would you allow yourself to receive a makeover?
The make-over involves being surrounded by naked women for at least 2 hours.
4: What do you smell like just after you wake up?
I smell like "need to take a shower"
5: What was the best meal you ever ate that cost less than seven dollars?
CiCi's. Oh hell yeah.
6: What is your favorite flavor of gum?
Mint?
7: Consider the following scenario: Three kids are in a playground. The first kid is holding down the second, while the third farts in their face. Which kid would you be?
The fourth kid, laughing at the situation.
8: What is the most annoying part of your body to shave?
My balls. But it's either that or no minding the step children from my girlfriend.
9: Your current religion has exploded, or something has occurred to completely shake and prove false your current faith/unfaith system. Which other religion/faith/philosophy/whatever would you consider joining?
Theism.
10: What circumstances or actions could cause you to kill yourself?
Last human left on earth. Broken legs. Pack of vultures surrounding me.
11: Under what circumstances would you allow something to be put up your butt?
A doctor is doing it and it's either that or die.
12: Doctors: friendly, nice officers of health; vaguely-worrying distant white-coated people, or needle-bearing monsters made of old-lady medicine and cancer?
vaguely-worrying distant white-coated people.
13: What do you do to yourself that you know is unhealthy or bad but you just can't stop?
drink non-diet pop, eat fatty food.
14: How fat would you let yourself get?
About 210 pounds.
15: What could justify/force you to commit genocide?
If I discovered an entire race made out of beer.
16: What would totally destroy your image if anyone knew about it?
I go to mass every Sunday.
17: What action or person or thing or whatever can totally derail your bad moods?
Oral sex.
18: What was the most embarassing or farfetched lie you ever told that was actually believed?
I was helping my mom make cookies, and a peice of cookie dough flew up and hit me in the eye and blinded it.
19: You have a magic mirror, and one question. What would it be? Would you be scared to ask?
Mirror mirror, on the wall, who farted?
20: Who would you turn to if you suddenly lost every posession and asset you own?
I'd live off welfare, since it's such an obviously amiable position to be in.
Penelope or Carlotta! No, I don't know why!
2: What was the source of your most recent revelation?
My most recent revelation was that there is just nothing so totally sweet than having a kitty fall asleep on you. Her purring and turning her head upside down is just so comforting and takes me to that "aaawwww" place.
3: Under what circumstances would you allow yourself to receive a makeover?
I guess it depended upon who's offering. If I didn't like the style of that person or persons, I probably wouldn't expect them to turn me out all that well.
4: What do you smell like just after you wake up?
Probably dragons and a sweaty sock.
5: What was the best meal you ever ate that cost less than seven dollars?
Probably a cheese crisp with guacamole, and a margarita. (a cheese crisp is basically a toasted flour tortilla with cheese on it.. all melty and crunchy goodness)
6: What is your favorite flavor of gum?
Anything minty.
7: Consider the following scenario: Three kids are in a playground. The first kid is holding down the second, while the third farts in their face. Which kid would you be?
Most likely the fartee.
8: What is the most annoying part of your body to shave?
ahem..
9: Your current religion has exploded, or something has occurred to completely shake and prove false your current faith/unfaith system. Which other religion/faith/philosophy/whatever would you consider joining?
Judaism, they come with great food.
10: What circumstances or actions could cause you to kill yourself?
Today? Nothing. I figure that if I can live through half of what I have been through, I can live through more.
11: Under what circumstances would you allow something to be put up your butt?
mmmmm butt
12: Doctors: friendly, nice officers of health; vaguely-worrying distant white-coated people, or needle-bearing monsters made of old-lady medicine and cancer?
Harbingers of pain and empty pockets.
13: What do you do to yourself that you know is unhealthy or bad but you just can't stop?
I eat. Then I eat.. and I eat more. fattyfattyfatfatty
14: How fat would you let yourself get?
I think I am at my limit.
15: What could justify/force you to commit genocide?
Nothing.
16: What would totally destroy your image if anyone knew about it?
I don't really have much of an image.
17: What action or person or thing or whatever can totally derail your bad moods?
A hug and a comedy, along with something chocolate.
18: What was the most embarassing or farfetched lie you ever told that was actually believed?
I once told a graphic story about a lesbian experience I had. While I have had lesbian experiences, they were nothing like the story. Josh believed it hook, line and sinker. It was quite a doozy.
19: You have a magic mirror, and one question. What would it be? Would you be scared to ask?
I would ask, "who am I?" I wouldn't be scared... much.
20: Who would you turn to if you suddenly lost every posession and asset you own?
I honestly don't know. Maybe my friend Mike. Nae fucked around with this message on 03-29-2005 at 06:04 PM.
Deonisio Salvator after my Grandfather but my father wouldn't allow it because he wanted something from his side
2: What was the source of your most recent revelation?
Figuring out why my C program was infinite looping about 10 minutes ago
3: Under what circumstances would you allow yourself to receive a makeover?
Sure. Why not?
4: What do you smell like just after you wake up?
Sweat? I'm a guy
5: What was the best meal you ever ate that cost less than seven dollars?
Taco Bell. Grilled Stufft Burrito
6: What is your favorite flavor of gum?
Juicy Fruit
7: Consider the following scenario: Three kids are in a playground. The first kid is holding down the second, while the third farts in their face. Which kid would you be?
I'd be the one sitting on the side thinking what they were doing was wrong but too scared to act upon my emotions.
8: What is the most annoying part of your body to shave?
What Blindy said
9: Your current religion has exploded, or something has occurred to completely shake and prove false your current faith/unfaith system. Which other religion/faith/philosophy/whatever would you consider joining?
Buddhism. I like a religion that worships fat people
10: What circumstances or actions could cause you to kill yourself?
It'd be mighty hard. I guess if I knew I was about to turn into a zombie.
11: Under what circumstances would you allow something to be put up your butt?
If my girlfriend asked I guess. Never had it come up though.
12: Doctors: friendly, nice officers of health; vaguely-worrying distant white-coated people, or needle-bearing monsters made of old-lady medicine and cancer?
The first option.
13: What do you do to yourself that you know is unhealthy or bad but you just can't stop?
Program in C.
14: How fat would you let yourself get?
About 220, the point of obesity for my height range.
15: What could justify/force you to commit genocide?
Not much could I don't think.
16: What would totally destroy your image if anyone knew about it?
I don't have an image 
17: What action or person or thing or whatever can totally derail your bad moods?
My girlfriend.
18: What was the most embarassing or farfetched lie you ever told that was actually believed?
Most of the notverygood friends I have here think I am a felon who was arrested for hacking into the DoD.
19: You have a magic mirror, and one question. What would it be? Would you be scared to ask?
What is the meaning of life?
20: Who would you turn to if you suddenly lost every posession and asset you own?
Uhh.. Drysart
-Plasma Herpolsheimer
2: What was the source of your most recent revelation?
-Caffeine
3: Under what circumstances would you allow yourself to receive a makeover?
-If money was offered, if it was free. Also, non-televised is a plus.
4: What do you smell like just after you wake up?
-Generic early-morning stinky person
5: What was the best meal you ever ate that cost less than seven dollars?
-Not counting homemade meals, I had a really yummy pasty (flaky pie-like shell filled with meat, potatoes, and onions) topped with gravy up in Montana for about $5 including a drink and chips
6: What is your favorite flavor of gum?
-I don't like gum very much
7: Consider the following scenario: Three kids are in a playground. The first kid is holding down the second, while the third farts in their face. Which kid would you be?
-The kid doing the holding most likely
8: What is the most annoying part of your body to shave?
-Face, since I don't shave anything else
9: Your current religion has exploded, or something has occurred to completely shake and prove false your current faith/unfaith system. Which other religion/faith/philosophy/whatever would you consider joining?
-I don't know.
10: What circumstances or actions could cause you to kill yourself?
-No idea
11: Under what circumstances would you allow something to be put up your butt?
-Unless it's a medical exam and/or necessary to insure that I keep living, nothing goes up the butt.
12: Doctors: friendly, nice officers of health; vaguely-worrying distant white-coated people, or needle-bearing monsters made of old-lady medicine and cancer?
-The devil
13: What do you do to yourself that you know is unhealthy or bad but you just can't stop?
-I want to work out more and stop drinking so much soda, but I'm too lazy to do either despite knowing that I should.
14: How fat would you let yourself get?
-Not much fatter than I already am, which is sadly pretty fat.
15: What could justify/force you to commit genocide?
-A detatched air of superiority, apathy, and personal gain for myself.
16: What would totally destroy your image if anyone knew about it?
-I once wrote exceptionally bad goth poetry in high school
17: What action or person or thing or whatever can totally derail your bad moods?
-Listening to Jimi Hendrix and/or Flogging Molly; sleep.
18: What was the most embarassing or farfetched lie you ever told that was actually believed?
Telling my mom I wasn't going to drink anything at a party I was going to as I was putting a case into the trunk of my car (I was 18 at the time). Luckily she wasn't home when I came home hung over the next morning.
19: You have a magic mirror, and one question. What would it be? Would you be scared to ask?
Mirror mirror on the wall, what are the next winning lottery numbers going to be?
20: Who would you turn to if you suddenly lost every posession and asset you own?
Probably my parents or Mooj.
Mephistopholes Lucious...and yes I'm female.
2: What was the source of your most recent revelation?
A song 
3: Under what circumstances would you allow yourself to receive a makeover?
Five grand to do it with. I'd even put up with the annoying American What Not To Wear people.
4: What do you smell like just after you wake up?
Moonlight Path Lotion
5: What was the best meal you ever ate that cost less than seven dollars?
In-N-Out Burger in Reno last February
6: What is your favorite flavor of gum?
Grape
7: Consider the following scenario: Three kids are in a playground. The first kid is holding down the second, while the third farts in their face. Which kid would you be?
Sadly, the one being farted on.
8: What is the most annoying part of your body to shave?
Legs. It's a hassle. That's why I wear bluejeans all the time.
9: Your current religion has exploded, or something has occurred to completely shake and prove false your current faith/unfaith system. Which other religion/faith/philosophy/whatever would you consider joining?
Well....if I HAD to choose it'd be something bizzare. How about the Hari Krishna's. Fun-loving group aren't they?
10: What circumstances or actions could cause you to kill yourself?
Complete and utter isolation, or being completely shunned by those I love.
11: Under what circumstances would you allow something to be put up your butt?
I'd say none.
12: Doctors: friendly, nice officers of health; vaguely-worrying distant white-coated people, or needle-bearing monsters made of old-lady medicine and cancer?
Vaguely-worrying distant white-coated people. They are coming to take me away, but I don't mind so much.
13: What do you do to yourself that you know is unhealthy or bad but you just can't stop?
Pop zits XD Gross but true.
14: How fat would you let yourself get?
I draw the limit at what I'm at now, 150.
15: What could justify/force you to commit genocide?
Just about nothing.
16: What would totally destroy your image if anyone knew about it?
I like the Backstreet Boys, and everytime I see that quote thingy involving the "unholy Backstreet Boys obsession" I giggle to myself.
17: What action or person or thing or whatever can totally derail your bad moods?
(Misread this question...thought it said PUT me in a bad mood) OK, yeah, local music/musical music. Yeah, Music in general can derail me. And my journal. That's about it.
18: What was the most embarassing or farfetched lie you ever told that was actually believed?
Well, heh, that I was Wiccan. I just wanted to be different. I kinda got over that after the 8th grade.
19: You have a magic mirror, and one question. What would it be? Would you be scared to ask?
How does six times nine equal 42? Nope.
20: Who would you turn to if you suddenly lost every posession and asset you own?
My Folks. Or possibly some one very rich who could take me in. Like Brad Pitt.
edited cause I r name changing yep Lesage fucked around with this message on 03-29-2005 at 08:16 PM.
Still always, Not-Dude.
2: What was the source of your most recent revelation?
Revelations? I havn't had any as of late..
3: Under what circumstances would you allow yourself to receive a makeover?
Any circumstance!
4: What do you smell like just after you wake up?
Uh.. No idea.. I don't smell..
5: What was the best meal you ever ate that cost less than seven dollars?
Teriyaki chicken or Yakitori from Sakura. $5.70CAN and it comes with a salad and rice
6: What is your favorite flavor of gum?
Spearmint or citrus
7: Consider the following scenario: Three kids are in a playground. The first kid is holding down the second, while the third farts in their face. Which kid would you be?
8: What is the most annoying part of your body to shave?
Bikini line
9: Your current religion has exploded, or something has occurred to completely shake and prove false your current faith/unfaith system. Which other religion/faith/philosophy/whatever would you consider joining?
Buddhism
10: What circumstances or actions could cause you to kill yourself?
*shrugs*
11: Under what circumstances would you allow something to be put up your butt?
Rawr! 
12: Doctors: friendly, nice officers of health; vaguely-worrying distant white-coated people, or needle-bearing monsters made of old-lady medicine and cancer?
The first one
13: What do you do to yourself that you know is unhealthy or bad but you just can't stop?
I drink too much iced tea.
14: How fat would you let yourself get?
No fatter than I am.
15: What could justify/force you to commit genocide?
Piss me off and we'll see
16: What would totally destroy your image if anyone knew about it?
Lack of virginity.. OH NOES
17: What action or person or thing or whatever can totally derail your bad moods?
Talking to my BF.. Unless he happens to be the source of those bad moods (rare occurance)
18: What was the most embarassing or farfetched lie you ever told that was actually believed?
No idea. I tell white lies that are quick and to the point.
19: You have a magic mirror, and one question. What would it be? Would you be scared to ask?
When and how I would die. Not really..
20: Who would you turn to if you suddenly lost every posession and asset you own?
No one that I know of. I have nothing as it is.
Frank N. Beans
2: What was the source of your most recent revelation?
remembering what the Stephan-Boltzmann law was. 
3: Under what circumstances would you allow yourself to receive a makeover?
gunpoint
4: What do you smell like just after you wake up?
ass
5: What was the best meal you ever ate that cost less than seven dollars?
Yang's Teriyaki... mmm mmm fuck ya!
6: What is your favorite flavor of gum?
the gum flavored one
7: Consider the following scenario: Three kids are in a playground. The first kid is holding down the second, while the third farts in their face. Which kid would you be?
i'd be the one who kicks the shit out of the kids holding the kid down. yah
8: What is the most annoying part of your body to shave?
i plead the fifth
9: Your current religion has exploded, or something has occurred to completely shake and prove false your current faith/unfaith system. Which other religion/faith/philosophy/whatever would you consider joining?
why would I switch? Switching would mean i never had faith in the original to begin with. if you found out it was false, how could you trust organized religion again?
10: What circumstances or actions could cause you to kill yourself?
uh, none that i can think of, honestly
11: Under what circumstances would you allow something to be put up your butt?
doctor only, or if i had a wicked itch and only my finger would take care of the problem... hmm, nm, probably not
12: Doctors: friendly, nice officers of health; vaguely-worrying distant white-coated people, or needle-bearing monsters made of old-lady medicine and cancer?
they smell like old lady!
13: What do you do to yourself that you know is unhealthy or bad but you just can't stop?
eat
14: How fat would you let yourself get?
uh, as fat as my ass is now... like way fat
15: What could justify/force you to commit genocide?
if the voices told me to
16: What would totally destroy your image if anyone knew about it?
i have no image. I'm just your average obese american...
17: What action or person or thing or whatever can totally derail your bad moods?
yah, what blindy said
18: What was the most embarassing or farfetched lie you ever told that was actually believed?
i... love you?
19: You have a magic mirror, and one question. What would it be? Would you be scared to ask?
mirror, mirror on the wall. What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
20: Who would you turn to if you suddenly lost every posession and asset you own?
my loving parents... and welfare, cant forget welfare. hell, i'm paying for it, might as well get something out of it. damn government is making me pay social security i'm never gonna see anyway, fuck em, fuck em all to hell! yah Norim Stumpfighter fucked around with this message on 03-29-2005 at 08:33 PM.
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Nicole stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
I'm bored and my computer is semi-sorta working. Time to pry into your personal lives!1: What do you wish you were named? I like my name.
2: What was the source of your most recent revelation? Tekken
3: Under what circumstances would you allow yourself to receive a makeover? Someone else paid for it.
4: What do you smell like just after you wake up? Not too pleasant.
5: What was the best meal you ever ate that cost less than seven dollars? Something from El Burrito Loco.
6: What is your favorite flavor of gum? Spearmint.
7: Consider the following scenario: Three kids are in a playground. The first kid is holding down the second, while the third farts in their face. Which kid would you be? The kid farting.
8: What is the most annoying part of your body to shave? Face.
9: Your current religion has exploded, or something has occurred to completely shake and prove false your current faith/unfaith system. Which other religion/faith/philosophy/whatever would you consider joining? I don't have a religion.
10: What circumstances or actions could cause you to kill yourself? I lost my sight.
11: Under what circumstances would you allow something to be put up your butt? O__O
12: Doctors: friendly, nice officers of health; vaguely-worrying distant white-coated people, or needle-bearing monsters made of old-lady medicine and cancer? Friendly.
13: What do you do to yourself that you know is unhealthy or bad but you just can't stop? Overeating and consuming too much sugar.
14: How fat would you let yourself get? 300 lbs. Then it'd be time to cut down and get a new job.
15: What could justify/force you to commit genocide? If I was allowed to, I wouldn't mind wiping out a good chunk of the earth's population. Just for testing of different things though.
16: What would totally destroy your image if anyone knew about it? Nothing they don't know already.
17: What action or person or thing or whatever can totally derail your bad moods? Eating something really tasty. Like taquitos.
18: What was the most embarassing or farfetched lie you ever told that was actually believed? I told my sister that I had a key to an imaginary world that's entrance was in my closet. I wouldn't let her have the key unless she did stuff for me.
19: You have a magic mirror, and one question. What would it be? Would you be scared to ask? Simple. What's after death.
20: Who would you turn to if you suddenly lost every posession and asset you own? I..uh..I don't know. That would really suck.
Now go, and give me blackmail material!
2: What was the source of your most recent revelation?: Milk commercial, what I'm going to make my girlfriend for dinner.
3: Under what circumstances would you allow yourself to receive a makeover?: Ummm... I dunno, if I was getting married?
4: What do you smell like just after you wake up?: Deodarant
5: What was the best meal you ever ate that cost less than seven dollars?: Today's lunch at the school cafeteria
6: What is your favorite flavor of gum?: Mint
7: Consider the following scenario: Three kids are in a playground. The first kid is holding down the second, while the third farts in their face. Which kid would you be?: the one on the sidelines who was playing in the sandbox instead
8: What is the most annoying part of your body to shave?: I hate shaving my face in the morning, but I do it because my girlfriend likes me clean shaven. And, you know, down there.
9: Your current religion has exploded, or something has occurred to completely shake and prove false your current faith/unfaith system. Which other religion/faith/philosophy/whatever would you consider joining?: Buddhism, enlightenment always sounded like a good way to go
10: What circumstances or actions could cause you to kill yourself?: Nothing, I have worked so hard to be where I am in my life now.
11: Under what circumstances would you allow something to be put up your butt?: Anal isn't my kinda thing, but doggystyle...
12: Doctors: friendly, nice officers of health; vaguely-worrying distant white-coated people, or needle-bearing monsters made of old-lady medicine and cancer? the first one
13: What do you do to yourself that you know is unhealthy or bad but you just can't stop?I've been eating so much better lately especially after I lost that 40 pounds, but I sometimes have ice cream.
14: How fat would you let yourself get?:250
15: What could justify/force you to commit genocide?: Nothing.
16: What would totally destroy your image if anyone knew about it?: I'm shy and quiet...? Lack of virginity 
17: What action or person or thing or whatever can totally derail your bad moods?: My girlfriend. All I need to hear is her voice.
18: What was the most embarassing or farfetched lie you ever told that was actually believed?: someone broke into my house and I continued to beat said person into submission via stunts from Home Alone movies.
19: You have a magic mirror, and one question. What would it be? Would you be scared to ask?: If my girlfriend is the one, and yes I would be scared to ask.
20: Who would you turn to if you suddenly lost every posession and asset you own?: My best friend in the whole world.
1: What do you wish you were named?
I dont really have a problem with Steve..
2: What was the source of your most recent revelation?
No idea.
3: Under what circumstances would you allow yourself to receive a makeover?
Well, if it is free and I have nothing better to do, why not?
4: What do you smell like just after you wake up?
Like me? I dont regularly smell myself when I wake up.
5: What was the best meal you ever ate that cost less than seven dollars?
Uhh...there was this hamburger when I lived in San Antonio. It was delicious.
6: What is your favorite flavor of gum?
Spearmint
7: Consider the following scenario: Three kids are in a playground. The first kid is holding down the second, while the third farts in their face. Which kid would you be?
The guy that suggested the idea and laughs when they get in trouble for it.
8: What is the most annoying part of your body to shave?
Well, considering I only shave my face..
9: Your current religion has exploded, or something has occurred to completely shake and prove false your current faith/unfaith system. Which other religion/faith/philosophy/whatever would you consider joining?
I really don't know.
10: What circumstances or actions could cause you to kill yourself?
Well, I guess if I was going to die a particularly gruesome and long death that couldn't be stopped at all, I would..
11: Under what circumstances would you allow something to be put up your butt?
Wouldn't really know unless I came across one.
12: Doctors: friendly, nice officers of health; vaguely-worrying distant white-coated people, or needle-bearing monsters made of old-lady medicine and cancer?
a mixture of the first two.
13: What do you do to yourself that you know is unhealthy or bad but you just can't stop?
I could use some more exercise..
14: How fat would you let yourself get?
Feeling pretty fat as I am, actually.
15: What could justify/force you to commit genocide?
Nothing. If I am going to kill, I need some reason to do it. I wouldn't hold it against a whole group.
16: What would totally destroy your image if anyone knew about it?
Not in the mood to destroy my image.
17: What action or person or thing or whatever can totally derail your bad moods?
Nothing works 100% of the time, but there are a few who can usually make me feel better.
18: What was the most embarassing or farfetched lie you ever told that was actually believed?
I don't tell embarassing or farfetched lies.
19: You have a magic mirror, and one question. What would it be? Would you be scared to ask?
I would ask for more questions.
20: Who would you turn to if you suddenly lost every posession and asset you own?
Santa.
Blitz Krieger.
2: What was the source of your most recent revelation?
My left big toe.
3: Under what circumstances would you allow yourself to receive a makeover?
If I'm getting lots of money to do it.
4: What do you smell like just after you wake up?
Dog with a hint of lemon. Really, I dunno.
5: What was the best meal you ever ate that cost less than seven dollars?
Battered baby. The other other white meat. (j/k nubs) To honestly answer your question, I don't remember.
6: What is your favorite flavor of gum?
It's been way too long since I've been able to chew gum... All this crap with braces and retainers and shit... I WANT MY BUBBLE GUM DAMNIT!! AAARGHGRGARFHG!!
7: Consider the following scenario: Three kids are in a playground. The first kid is holding down the second, while the third farts in their face. Which kid would you be?
The fifth kid, inside playing D&D with the sixth, seventh, eighth, and ninth kids. Agent Smith is DM.
8: What is the most annoying part of your body to shave?
Face. I have a crappy face, and it tends to get cut up really easily. My face sucks.
9: Your current religion has exploded, or something has occurred to completely shake and prove false your current faith/unfaith system. Which other religion/faith/philosophy/whatever would you consider joining?
The one that seemed the most correct to me at the time.
10: What circumstances or actions could cause you to kill yourself?
In a room, holding a pistol with 12 bullets, fighting off more than 12 facehugger aliens. I'd fire 11 at the aliens, and use the last to take the painless way out.
11: Under what circumstances would you allow something to be put up your butt?
See the makeover question. I'll do damn near anything for enough money.
12: Doctors: friendly, nice officers of health; vaguely-worrying distant white-coated people, or needle-bearing monsters made of old-lady medicine and cancer?
Doctors pwn.
13: What do you do to yourself that you know is unhealthy or bad but you just can't stop?
...I don't really know. Maybe drinking whole milk?
14: How fat would you let yourself get?
Not very.
15: What could justify/force you to commit genocide?
...I need justification now?
16: What would totally destroy your image if anyone knew about it?
The fact that I have somehow created an image for myself.
17: What action or person or thing or whatever can totally derail your bad moods?
Excessive cartoon violence or puppies. Either will do.
18: What was the most embarassing or farfetched lie you ever told that was actually believed?
I try not to lie.
19: You have a magic mirror, and one question. What would it be? Would you be scared to ask?
"What is that strange lump on my penis, and should I be worried about it?" No, there's no lump, but I don't really have anything to ask. Let's make it funny.
20: Who would you turn to if you suddenly lost every posession and asset you own?
My friends and family? Duh.
Raetona Linn Draekon
2: What was the source of your most recent revelation?
Where all of my revelations come from, talking to my friends.
3: Under what circumstances would you allow yourself to receive a makeover?
I wouldn't be spending a thing, and I knew it would come out well.
4: What do you smell like just after you wake up?
I don't really smell myself, but I know I need to use deodorant and to brush my teeth before going near anybody.
5: What was the best meal you ever ate that cost less than seven dollars?
I don't really know, but I think it was prolly a toasted Sub at The Village Pizza, with Coca-Cola, $6.
6: What is your favorite flavor of gum?
Cinnamon.
7: Consider the following scenario: Three kids are in a playground. The first kid is holding down the second, while the third farts in their face. Which kid would you be?
I would be a 4th option given by Yuri, I would think it is wrong, but I don't know if I could get involved to stop it.
8: What is the most annoying part of your body to shave?
Right around my ankles. That part of the leg is just annoying, though the armpits aren't too easy.
9: Your current religion has exploded, or something has occurred to completely shake and prove false your current faith/unfaith system. Which other religion/faith/philosophy/whatever would you consider joining?
I don't know what could happen to shake my faith, I believe in the laws of nature, and that they apply to our souls as well, but if something did happen, I would probably revert back to my Christian upbringing.
10: What circumstances or actions could cause you to kill yourself?
Having no one, and having no hope of making new connections, being completely alone, and not being needed or wanted.
11: Under what circumstances would you allow something to be put up your butt?
....Well, I think that if my boyfriend wanted to try that, I would be willing to try, but only that, or something related to medical procedures.
12: Doctors: friendly, nice officers of health; vaguely-worrying distant white-coated people, or needle-bearing monsters made of old-lady medicine and cancer?
My mother is a nurse, so I have a friendly view of doctors.
13: What do you do to yourself that you know is unhealthy or bad but you just can't stop?
Eating all sorts of unhealthy foods, and sitting around all of the time.
14: How fat would you let yourself get?
I don't think that I will let myself gain any more weight, I'm not fat, but if I gain much more I will be.
15: What could justify/force you to commit genocide?
Absolutely Nothing, I would commit suicide first.
16: What would totally destroy your image if anyone knew about it?
How messed up my family really is. That, and how much I like sex...(shh, don't tell my family)
17: What action or person or thing or whatever can totally derail your bad moods?
My boyfriend, and all of the wonderful things he does, or a good song, or dancing in the rain.
18: What was the most embarassing or farfetched lie you ever told that was actually believed?
hmmm.......I don't really know, I don't tell farfetched lies very often, and I don't remember what I said when I did.
19: You have a magic mirror, and one question. What would it be? Would you be scared to ask?
"Is there hope for the human race?" I would be terrified.
20: Who would you turn to if you suddenly lost every posession and asset you own?
The parental units, sad and frightening as that is.
Irrelivant and illogical. My name is just how I'm referenced and varies with location, time and the individual making the reference.
2: What was the source of your most recent revelation?
General human stupidity.
3: Under what circumstances would you allow yourself to receive a makeover?
Dunno. There'd have to be a MAJOR reason (ie: I'm now a wanted felon for slaying a whole town of fucktards) for it and I just don't see that really happening.
4: What do you smell like just after you wake up?
Probably the same as just before I woke up.
5: What was the best meal you ever ate that cost less than seven dollars?
Chipotle. Gotta love the FATASS burrito.
6: What is your favorite flavor of gum?
Tossup... Watermelon or Sour Apple.
7: Consider the following scenario: Three kids are in a playground. The first kid is holding down the second, while the third farts in their face. Which kid would you be?
Most likely I'd be the poor bastard that's being farted on. *shrug* General aspect of my life.
8: What is the most annoying part of your body to shave?
All parts of my body are annoying to shave.
9: Your current religion has exploded, or something has occurred to completely shake and prove false your current faith/unfaith system. Which other religion/faith/philosophy/whatever would you consider joining?
Seeing as my current religion is "undecided", it's pretty damn hard to blow that up. 
10: What circumstances or actions could cause you to kill yourself?
"been there, done that, burned the shirt. Let's move on."
11: Under what circumstances would you allow something to be put up your butt?
absolutely none that I can think of. Ever. Not even if she were *that* hawt.
12: Doctors: friendly, nice officers of health; vaguely-worrying distant white-coated people, or needle-bearing monsters made of old-lady medicine and cancer?
Vaugly nice officers of needle-bearing health.
13: What do you do to yourself that you know is unhealthy or bad but you just can't stop?
Continue eating. Bad habbit. Every time I try to stop I see another bag of doritos.
14: How fat would you let yourself get?
Preferably no more of a lardass than I am now.
15: What could justify/force you to commit genocide?
That's a long list. Try asking what WOULDN'T.
16: What would totally destroy your image if anyone knew about it?
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17: What action or person or thing or whatever can totally derail your bad moods?
Me. Given enough time I'll manage to un-pissoff myself.
18: What was the most embarassing or farfetched lie you ever told that was actually believed?
Unable to answer. Please narrow search criteria.
19: You have a magic mirror, and one question. What would it be? Would you be scared to ask?
Too many questions. "Mirror, what question SHOULD I ask you?" 
2: What was the source of your most recent revelation? the female race.
3: Under what circumstances would you allow yourself to receive a makeover? Drunk
4: What do you smell like just after you wake up? BO and pussy
5: What was the best meal you ever ate that cost less than seven dollars? Free food at emmanuel college
6: What is your favorite flavor of gum? Grape
7: Consider the following scenario: Three kids are in a playground. The first kid is holding down the second, while the third farts in their face. Which kid would you be? the kid who's farting
8: What is the most annoying part of your body to shave? asshole, or right around my penis
9: Your current religion has exploded, or something has occurred to completely shake and prove false your current faith/unfaith system. Which other religion/faith/philosophy/whatever would you consider joining? Buddhism
10: What circumstances or actions could cause you to kill yourself? If I was about to be eaten by zombies/ crazy animal... like in all those movies.
11: Under what circumstances would you allow something to be put up your butt? Life and death situation only.
12: Doctors: friendly, nice officers of health; vaguely-worrying distant white-coated people, or needle-bearing monsters made of old-lady medicine and cancer? Friendly
13: What do you do to yourself that you know is unhealthy or bad but you just can't stop? smoke
14: How fat would you let yourself get? kinda... not really
15: What could justify/force you to commit genocide? A war that had a just cause.
16: What would totally destroy your image if anyone knew about it? my addiction to the female sex
17: What action or person or thing or whatever can totally derail your bad moods? head
18: What was the most embarassing or farfetched lie you ever told that was actually believed? That two of my friends died on the same day and I was in the hospital while they died and didn't know it.
19: You have a magic mirror, and one question. What would it be? Would you be scared to ask? what the winning lottery numbers are. Scared? no.. I'd be fucking happy.
20: Who would you turn to if you suddenly lost every posession and asset you own? My friend jarret
Now go, and give me blackmail material! TheOriginalZane fucked around with this message on 03-29-2005 at 10:21 PM.
2: What was the source of your most recent revelation?
Not really sure what you mean.
3: Under what circumstances would you allow yourself to receive a makeover?
Any. It's not like you have to keep the makeover, and the possibility of a new look never hurt.
4: What do you smell like just after you wake up?
Not sure. I probably smell pretty average.
5: What was the best meal you ever ate that cost less than seven dollars?
In terms of eating out, there's a really nice family diner near my house. Food's cheap and pretty good. You can get a good breakfast or lunch for under five dollars.
6: What is your favorite flavor of gum?
Painfully minty.
7: Consider the following scenario: Three kids are in a playground. The first kid is holding down the second, while the third farts in their face. Which kid would you be?
The one held down, except I wouldn't let them get away with it.
8: What is the most annoying part of your body to shave?
The front part of my chin and behind my jaw. I only really shave my face, and those are the hardest parts to get at.
9: Your current religion has exploded, or something has occurred to completely shake and prove false your current faith/unfaith system. Which other religion/faith/philosophy/whatever would you consider joining?
Not sure. I'm not really the religious type.
10: What circumstances or actions could cause you to kill yourself?
None.
11: Under what circumstances would you allow something to be put up your butt?
None.
12: Doctors: friendly, nice officers of health; vaguely-worrying distant white-coated people, or needle-bearing monsters made of old-lady medicine and cancer?
I like doctors if they're nice. Mine are nice.
13: What do you do to yourself that you know is unhealthy or bad but you just can't stop?
Oh, jeez. Should I make a list?
14: How fat would you let yourself get?
Approximately 280 pounds, apparently.
15: What could justify/force you to commit genocide?
Maybe I'm not thinking about this enough, but I wouldn't.
16: What would totally destroy your image if anyone knew about it?
I think I've done a pretty good job of destroying my image lately. But in the good(?) way. I don't really concern myself with it. Right now, everybody at my school is hardcore-never-bathe-screamy. Meanwhile, I tend to listen to happy, upbeat music. And I play DDR. etc. Most people don't care so neither do I.
17: What action or person or thing or whatever can totally derail your bad moods?
Just spending time with friends. Getting out of the house is the cure-all.
18: What was the most embarassing or farfetched lie you ever told that was actually believed?
I used to tell everybody that I was a dragon. I was pretty convinced of it myself, though. Stupid imagination.
19: You have a magic mirror, and one question. What would it be? Would you be scared to ask?
"Will I ever get out of this?" I wouldn't be afraid to ask.
20: Who would you turn to if you suddenly lost every posession and asset you own?
My parents.
The Destroyer. So that when I enter a room, I can say "The Destroyer is manifest!"
2: What was the source of your most recent revelation?
Lecture a couple weeks ago. I said something that undoubtedly raised the hackles of my professor, even if it was an intellectually defensible statement.
3: Under what circumstances would you allow yourself to receive a makeover?
If I could fuck that chick on Queer Eye. You know, Carson Kressley.
4: What do you smell like just after you wake up?
Most days, ass. After a romp in the sack the night before, dried up KY.
5: What was the best meal you ever ate that cost less than seven dollars?
Döner Kebaps in Berlin. 1 Euro 50 for a taste of heaven.
6: What is your favorite flavor of gum?
Scotch
7: Consider the following scenario: Three kids are in a playground. The first kid is holding down the second, while the third farts in their face. Which kid would you be?
3, but only because I fart a lot.
8: What is the most annoying part of your body to shave?
Taint. I gave up years ago.
9: Your current religion has exploded, or something has occurred to completely shake and prove false your current faith/unfaith system. Which other religion/faith/philosophy/whatever would you consider joining?
Christianity. It'd make my life that much easier.
10: What circumstances or actions could cause you to kill yourself?
Perhaps if I was about to be murdered and there was no way out. I wouldn't want to give the asshole the satisfaction.
11: Under what circumstances would you allow something to be put up your butt?
After a couple drinks, anything goes. Just ask Snoota or Sean.
12: Doctors: friendly, nice officers of health; vaguely-worrying distant white-coated people, or needle-bearing monsters made of old-lady medicine and cancer?
The majority of them are good. Assholes like Bill Frist, OTOH, demonstrate the need for a stronger code of ethics than the Hippocratic Oath amongst doctors, or, if such a stronger code exists, that the hammer need to be brought down hard on such assholes.
13: What do you do to yourself that you know is unhealthy or bad but you just can't stop?
Eating shitty food. But it's more that I won't stop.
14: How fat would you let yourself get?
Not much fatter.
15: What could justify/force you to commit genocide?
Nothing. I'd rather kill myself.
16: What would totally destroy your image if anyone knew about it?
The fact that I really do masturbate to gay porn. Really, I do. I just pretend it's two to seventeen straight guys that got there really early.
17: What action or person or thing or whatever can totally derail your bad moods?
My dog.
18: What was the most embarassing or farfetched lie you ever told that was actually believed?
That I was lightly concussed in school once.
19: You have a magic mirror, and one question. What would it be? Would you be scared to ask?
I would ask how the universe comes to an end.
20: Who would you turn to if you suddenly lost every posession and asset you own?
My dad.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
2: What was the source of your most recent revelation?
My Art therapy class.
3: Under what circumstances would you allow yourself to receive a makeover?
If it was done by 17 unbelievably gorgeous women.
4: What do you smell like just after you wake up?
Like it's time to put the old spice on.
5: What was the best meal you ever ate that cost less than seven dollars?
Wendy's JBCs
6: What is your favorite flavor of gum?
Double bubble
7: Consider the following scenario: Three kids are in a playground. The first kid is holding down the second, while the third farts in their face. Which kid would you be?
The third already plotting my vengeance.
8: What is the most annoying part of your body to shave?
That little spot just below the lip.
9: Your current religion has exploded, or something has occurred to completely shake and prove false your current faith/unfaith system. Which other religion/faith/philosophy/whatever would you consider joining?
Jedi
10: What circumstances or actions could cause you to kill yourself?
Stupidity
11: Under what circumstances would you allow something to be put up your butt?
Under no circumstances shall I allow any object to but put in my bum.
12: Doctors: friendly, nice officers of health; vaguely-worrying distant white-coated people, or needle-bearing monsters made of old-lady medicine and cancer?
Friendly, nice officers of health
13: What do you do to yourself that you know is unhealthy or bad but you just can't stop?
Wizing on the eclectic fence
14: How fat would you let yourself get?
No fatter than I am now.
15: What could justify/force you to commit genocide?
All is lost, and heaven is waiting on the other side.
16: What would totally destroy your image if anyone knew about it?
Cant really think of anything, what you see is what you get.
17: What action or person or thing or whatever can totally derail your bad moods?
In my life by the Beatles.
18: What was the most embarrassing or farfetched lie you ever told that was actually believed?
Really can think of anything
19: You have a magic mirror, and one question. What would it be? Would you be scared to ask?
Where is the woman of my life? Just a bit.
20: Who would you turn to if you suddenly lost every possession and asset you own?
I'd get by with a little help for my friends.
I can't wait to tell my parents I want to change my name 2: What was the source of your most recent revelation?
That movie "supersize me!".
3: Under what circumstances would you allow yourself to receive a makeover?
As long as I'm not the one paying for it
4: What do you smell like just after you wake up?
Depends on what I was doing before I went to sleep. Like most people, I need to shower almost asap in the morning.
5: What was the best meal you ever ate that cost less than seven dollars?
Free pizza from my uncle's pizza place.
6: What is your favorite flavor of gum?
Spearmint, Hands Down.
7: Consider the following scenario: Three kids are in a playground. The first kid is holding down the second, while the third farts in their face. Which kid would you be?
Knowing my luck, the kid being farted on.
8: What is the most annoying part of your body to shave?
*coughs*
9: Your current religion has exploded, or something has occurred to completely shake and prove false your current faith/unfaith system. Which other religion/faith/philosophy/whatever would you consider joining?
I'd probably move to my family's religion and become a protestant.
10: What circumstances or actions could cause you to kill yourself?
Seeing my loved ones being murdered. Knowing I was about to be murdered. If I was younger, it would probably be a bad day at school, but that's passed (as far as I can tell)
11: Under what circumstances would you allow something to be put up your butt?
sex, and probably only sex.
12: Doctors: friendly, nice officers of health; vaguely-worrying distant white-coated people, or needle-bearing monsters made of old-lady medicine and cancer?
needle-bearing monsters made of old-lady medicine and cancer
13: What do you do to yourself that you know is unhealthy or bad but you just can't stop?
eat the wrong food, and smoke.
14: How fat would you let yourself get?
I'm at that point right now.
15: What could justify/force you to commit genocide?
My schizophrenia realizes itself and I go bonkers.
16: What would totally destroy your image if anyone knew about it?
My emotional side. Nobody ever sees it.
17: What action or person or thing or whatever can totally derail your bad moods?
sex, and a good laugh.
18: What was the most embarassing or farfetched lie you ever told that was actually believed?
I convinced my friend michele that I was pregnant when we were in grade 8
19: You have a magic mirror, and one question. What would it be? Would you be scared to ask?
I'd probably ask how and when the world would end, and I'd be scared to ask when my time to die is.
20: Who would you turn to if you suddenly lost every posession and asset you own?
my parents.
2: What was the source of your most recent revelation? Probably some bad milk. Or maybe some spoiled meat.
3: Under what circumstances would you allow yourself to receive a makeover? Maybe if I'd fallen into a vat of used motor oil. Or a septic tank.
4: What do you smell like just after you wake up? Bedsheets, plus a little bit of my wife and the cats thrown in for good measure.
5: What was the best meal you ever ate that cost less than seven dollars? Probably a cheese omlet with a double side order of bacon after I got back from the first Gulf War(you know, the good Gulf War). Seven months of MREs and no pork products bit the big one.
6: What is your favorite flavor of gum? Gum is the nas-tay. It shall not pass my lips.
7: Consider the following scenario: Three kids are in a playground. The first kid is holding down the second, while the third farts in their face. Which kid would you be? Probably the third, possibly the first.
8: What is the most annoying part of your body to shave? That little not-quite-a-cleft in my chin.
9: Your current religion has exploded, or something has occurred to completely shake and prove false your current faith/unfaith system. Which other religion/faith/philosophy/whatever would you consider joining? Buddhism has always been interesting to me.
10: What circumstances or actions could cause you to kill yourself? Extremely painful terminal illness with absolutely no hope of a cure or mitigation.
11: Under what circumstances would you allow something to be put up your butt? None that are conceivable in this plane of existance.
12: Doctors: friendly, nice officers of health; vaguely-worrying distant white-coated people, or needle-bearing monsters made of old-lady medicine and cancer? Vaguely-worrying distant white-coated people. If he was real and not a sitcom character, I'd want Dr. Perry Cox from 'Scrubs' to be my personal physician.
13: What do you do to yourself that you know is unhealthy or bad but you just can't stop? Eating deep-fried anything, too much salt and mass quantities of beer and Coca Cola.
14: How fat would you let yourself get? About 200 lbs.
15: What could justify/force you to commit genocide? The nation of France.
16: What would totally destroy your image if anyone knew about it? Right. Like I'm gonna tell you guys.
17: What action or person or thing or whatever can totally derail your bad moods? Marx Brothers movies, my cats, or someone getting my attention onto something else.
18: What was the most embarassing or farfetched lie you ever told that was actually believed? I try to keep my lies small and simple. It just works better that way.
19: You have a magic mirror, and one question. What would it be? Would you be scared to ask? My question would be "In the Steve Miller Band song 'The Joker', Steve sings of the 'pompatus of love'. What the hell exactly is a pompatus anyway?"
20: Who would you turn to if you suddenly lost every posession and asset you own? My wife and my parents.
2: What was the source of your most recent revelation?
Boredom
3: Under what circumstances would you allow yourself to receive a makeover?
It has to be from the DNA up.
4: What do you smell like just after you wake up?
Depends on what happened during the night. Sometimes like myself, sometimes like myself needing a shower, sometimes like someone that's had a cat with gas farting on them for half the night.
5: What was the best meal you ever ate that cost less than seven dollars?
Too many to pick just one.
6: What is your favorite flavor of gum?
Cinnamon.
7: Consider the following scenario: Three kids are in a playground. The first kid is holding down the second, while the third farts in their face. Which kid would you be?
Usually, the first kid. Sometimes, the fourth kid that's handing the first kid a lighter so he can get back at them by lighting the fart and blowing them all to kingdom come.
8: What is the most annoying part of your body to shave?
Face.
9: Your current religion has exploded, or something has occurred to completely shake and prove false your current faith/unfaith system. Which other religion/faith/philosophy/whatever would you consider joining?
Any that allows me to hunt down and kill all the people that lied to me about God. Details can wait till after that's taken care of.
10: What circumstances or actions could cause you to kill yourself?
Suicide is, to me, a positive thing. Knowing that I can kill myself and end it all sometimes helps me face things I have a hard time facing. Knowing that if things get unbearable I can get out by killing myself makes it easier to deal with a life that occasionally goes to crap. That having been said, Ultimate Boredom would do the trick.
11: Under what circumstances would you allow something to be put up your butt?
Potentally life saving medical procedure. Or if I have reason to believe that I'll [r]really[/r] enjoy it.
12: Doctors: friendly, nice officers of health; vaguely-worrying distant white-coated people, or needle-bearing monsters made of old-lady medicine and cancer?
Vaguely-worring distant white-coated people.
13: What do you do to yourself that you know is unhealthy or bad but you just can't stop?
Worry. Sinking into depression. LACK OF SLEEP. Bad eating habbits. Lazy.
14: How fat would you let yourself get?
225 - 230 I guess. That's where I put on the brakes and switched to Diet soda and watching what I eat somewhat.
15: What could justify/force you to commit genocide?
Having the button right there, and knowing that it will be quick and 100% effective.
16: What would totally destroy your image if anyone knew about it?
That's a long list that I will not post here.
17: What action or person or thing or whatever can totally derail your bad moods?
Lust.
18: What was the most embarassing or farfetched lie you ever told that was actually believed?
"I do not hate you."
19: You have a magic mirror, and one question. What would it be? Would you be scared to ask?
"How can I make a bunch more magic mirrors to answer more questions?" And a bit scared because the answer might be useless to me, but not so scared that I don't ask.
20: Who would you turn to if you suddenly lost every posession and asset you own? Palador ChibiDragon fucked around with this message on 03-30-2005 at 09:57 PM.
Roommate.
