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Topic: Time to Have "The Talk" With That Boy o_0
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 03-28-2005 12:16:31 PM
YGBSM. Way past time to have that talk.

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In a suburb of Houston in February, a 16-year-old boy was charged with shooting his father, Jacob Hughes, 43, because he mistakenly believed Dad was beating up Mom. However (according to KPRC-TV), sheriff's deputies, after investigating the alleged domestic abuse, said that the couple were merely having robust sex, during which the mother apparently got really loud, which awakened and frightened the boy and his younger brother. [KPRC-TV (Houston), 2-11-05]
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 03-28-2005 12:20:47 PM
That's so sad... but it's so sad... *head implodes*


To just make it clear... that's horrible to have happen >.< ah screw it.. *erase erase erase*

I need sleep!

Trillee fucked around with this message on 03-28-2005 at 12:22 PM.

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Pancake
posted 03-28-2005 12:25:10 PM
16? What?
Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-28-2005 12:30:49 PM
Maybe he was just really, really grossed out.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Timpofee
Mancake
posted 03-28-2005 12:41:57 PM
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
WTF?! STUPID HOUSTON TYPE PEOPLE! TEXAS SUX LOLOLLOLLOL

ok sorry i wanted to get that out of the way.

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Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 03-28-2005 01:01:29 PM
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Timpofee had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
WTF?! STUPID HOUSTON TYPE PEOPLE! TEXAS SUX LOLOLLOLLOL

ok sorry i wanted to get that out of the way.

Victimization complex much?

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Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 03-28-2005 01:54:12 PM
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Karnaj painfully thought these words up:
Maybe he was just really, really grossed out.

I know I would have been.

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Big Easy
Pancake
posted 03-28-2005 02:19:23 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Kegwen wrote:
I know I would have been.

...geezer sex. *shudder*

"A little rebellion now and then is a good thing." -- Thomas Jefferson
"Unbelievably, a goldfish can kill a gorilla. However, it does require a substantial element of surprise." -- George Carlin
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin
"I finally figured out what e-mail is for. It's for communicating with people you'd rather not talk to." -- Also George Carlin
"The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity." -- "The Second Coming" by Wm. Butler Yeats
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Gadani
U
posted 03-28-2005 03:09:47 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Big Easy said this:
...geezer sex. *shudder*

Sorry, but 43 is not a geezer.

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Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 03-28-2005 03:23:49 PM
quote:
Big Easy had this to say about Cuba:
...geezer sex. *shudder*

... 43, geezer? wth?

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Malbi
posted 03-28-2005 04:00:49 PM
quote:
Zaza stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
... 43, geezer? wth?

You tell those whippersnappers to get ta larning

I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
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Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 03-28-2005 04:36:51 PM
quote:
Malbi had this to say about John Romero:
You tell those whippersnappers to get ta larning

Careful, snapping the whip seems to be what caused this problem in the first place.

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Agent A
Underpowered on Purpose
posted 03-28-2005 07:23:08 PM
I would shoot my dad too if he made my mom get that loud...I don't want to hear that crap. They could atleast wait until I left or something...
"How do you all feel about beastiality with taxidermy? It seems like most people aren't very down with it, in fact, alot of people are only medium down with it. But if you only get to second base, where's the harm, right?"
- Melora Creager
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Kermitov
Pancake
posted 03-29-2005 02:59:33 AM
quote:
Agent A spewed forth this undeniable truth:
I would shoot my dad too if he made my mom get that loud...I don't want to hear that crap. They could atleast wait until I left or something...

I know it hurts your fragile sensibilities to hear this... but... your parents have sex.

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Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 03-29-2005 03:17:54 AM
quote:
Kermitov had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
I know it hurts your fragile sensibilities to hear this... but... your parents have sex.
The point isn't so much that the have sex, it's that they have sex where you can hear it. Out of sight, out of mind.
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Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 03-29-2005 03:23:56 AM
Shit, I think part of my parents' problems are that they haven't been laid in like, 10+ years. Though I guess if you really think about it, if my parents still had sex I wouldn't be the ill-adjusted relationship novice I am today!
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