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Topic: Happy belated birthday, Oz
Maradon!
posted 03-27-2005 11:46:52 PM
Since you didn't get a porn birthday thread!

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 03-27-2005 11:49:03 PM
I love your gigantic tits Angela Devi
Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 03-27-2005 11:55:31 PM
Daaaayum.
Maradon!
posted 03-28-2005 12:05:29 AM
quote:
Liam wrote this stupid crap:
I love your gigantic tits Angela Devi

She also has really great legs.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 03-28-2005 12:06:26 AM
quote:
Maradon! had this to say about the Spice Girls:
She also has really great legs.

Nicer legs than tits, imo.

Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 03-28-2005 12:06:44 AM
Thank you...SO MUCH!
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 03-28-2005 12:07:36 AM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Ozimander wrote:
Thank you...SO MUCH!

Is it really that hard for you to find porn? =/

Maradon!
posted 03-28-2005 12:11:05 AM
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough had this to say about John Romero:
Is it really that hard for you to find porn? =/

It's pretty hard to find good porn.

Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 03-28-2005 12:12:01 AM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Mr. Gainsborough wrote:
Is it really that hard for you to find porn? =/

It's rare that someone else will find porn for you.

And Happy Belated Birthday or whatever.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 03-28-2005 12:12:42 AM
quote:
Maradon! had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
It's pretty hard to find good porn.

All that stuff looks like you found it on a normal thumbnail tracker. It's good shit though. Diamonds in the rough you might say. In any event, it's not hard to look through one of those.

Maradon!
posted 03-28-2005 12:13:51 AM
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough had this to say about Knight Rider:
All that stuff looks like you found it on a normal thumbnail tracker. It's good shit though. Diamonds in the rough you might say. In any event, it's not hard to look through one of those.

Except I have no idea what a thumbnail tracker is.

I got all this stuff off IRC fserves

except D series, which I got out of a large .rar someone posted in response to Azizza asking for indian/east asian porn.

Maradon! fucked around with this message on 03-28-2005 at 12:15 AM.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 03-28-2005 12:14:45 AM
Just one of those 32 galleries a day things that are usually loaded with easy to remove spyware like teeniefiles or bunnyteens. I don't care about my computer, so yeah.
Ozimander
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posted 03-28-2005 12:16:37 AM
Everyone else gets a porn thread for there birthday. I wanted one two, dammit! It's the principal of the thing!
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 03-28-2005 12:17:27 AM
quote:
Ozimander got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Everyone else gets a porn thread for there birthday. I wanted one two, dammit! It's the principal of the thing!

Sorry. I'm in a bad mood. -_- You want some hentai?

Maradon!
posted 03-28-2005 12:18:38 AM
quote:
Ozimander probably says this to all the girls:
I wanted one two

"too"

Ozimander
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posted 03-28-2005 12:27:53 AM
Yes I do want hentai, thnx plz and I meant too. I'm just retarded.
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 03-28-2005 12:29:45 AM
quote:
Ozimander thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Yes I do want hentai, thnx plz and I meant too. I'm just retarded.

Series title. You're doing the easy work. I'm too tired to decide a random doujin to post.

Ozimander
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posted 03-28-2005 12:43:37 AM
Um...anything with Lulu from FFX if possible.

You might mean an actual hentai series rather then a series that might have hentai.

Viper maybe? Onegai Teacher or whatever it's called.

Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 03-28-2005 12:45:48 AM
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 03-28-2005 12:47:45 AM
quote:
Ozimander had this to say about pies:
Um...anything with Lulu from FFX if possible.

You might mean an actual hentai series rather then a series that might have hentai.

Viper maybe? Onegai Teacher or whatever it's called.


I'll post something Lulu in here. If you want Viper, get on AIM and message MisterGains. I posted Onegai crap in YOTC's birthday thread. Bother him if you want more.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 03-28-2005 12:48:05 AM
quote:
Xyrra had this to say about Robocop:
Boys get all the good porn

What do you want?

Maradon!
posted 03-28-2005 01:27:12 AM
quote:
How.... Xyrra.... uughhhhhh:
Boys get all the good porn

Girls get entire sections of bookstores dedicated to their porn. It's labeled "Romance"

BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 03-28-2005 01:46:41 AM
quote:
How much Xyrra can a Xyrra-chuck chuck?
Boys get all the good porn

I concur

(and the romance section is pretty good, imo.)

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
YOTG's porn account
Pancake
posted 03-28-2005 02:13:21 AM
quote:
So quoth Mr. Gainsborough:
I'll post something Lulu in here. If you want Viper, get on AIM and message MisterGains. I posted Onegai crap in YOTC's birthday thread. Bother him if you want more.

I have all of it and 1 metric asshat more. Includeing animated gifs. Bug Deathblaster182.

Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 03-28-2005 02:21:16 AM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Maradon!:
Girls get entire sections of bookstores dedicated to their porn. It's labeled "Romance"

Romance section is laem. If a single girl in those books thought, she'd have long ago traded in ideals of true love for a strap-on and her maid!

Gains - I'm a weird girl. Gimmie artsy bondage porn, be it hetero or girls, and I'm a happy camper!

Xyrra fucked around with this message on 03-28-2005 at 02:21 AM.

Vernaltemptress
Withered and Alone
posted 03-28-2005 02:29:13 AM
quote:
Maradon! probably says this to all the girls:
Girls get entire sections of bookstores dedicated to their porn. It's labeled "Romance"

Oh, I thought that was the "Bad Writer's Guild."

Obamanomics: spend, tax, and borrow.
Ozimander
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posted 03-28-2005 08:06:11 AM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Xyrra wrote:
If a single girl in those books thought, she'd have long ago traded in ideals of true love for a strap-on and her maid!


Well as a parting gift we do have some strap on action for you in the images above!

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