I challenge Tarquinn to swords at noon
I challenge Deth to chess at dusk
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We were all impressed when Bajah wrote:
I challenge Parcelan to pistols at dawnI challenge Tarquinn to swords at noon
I challenge Deth to chess at dusk
Poor Deth will be waiting a long time if you don't survive the first two. 
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Out of a possible 10, Katrinity scored a straight 1 with:
Poor Deth will be waiting a long time if you don't survive the first two.
Are you kidding? Devil May Cry is a game about ME, you know. Sword and pistols are my bread and butter! I make a mean slice of toast.
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Bajah's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Are you kidding? Devil May Cry is a game about ME, you know.
So you're an 80's glam rocker reject with an Oedipus complex rivaling that of Sephiroth?
quote:This is what Sakkra is doing. This is what I want Sakkra to do
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So you're an 80's glam rocker reject with an Oedipus complex rivaling that of Sephiroth?
Well, they had to 'umph' things up a bit to get it to sell. I mean who'd want to control a balding white Texan guy with a mean-streak a mile wide and a smirk that kills prairie dogs in their tracks?
In an explosion of rubble and drywall, a massive semi-truck blows through the wall, laying waste to all in its path, including the purple tophatted Texan. It doesn't stop until all sixteen wheels cruise over his bruised and battered body, where it finally crashes to a violent stop at the other wall.
A portly prairie dog lunges from the cab of the truck, an old-fashioned six-shooter in his paw. Roaring, he stands over the Texan and unloads his pistol into his opponent's face, then reloads and goes at it once more.
Finally, he pours a bottle of premium malt scotch over Bajah's twitching corpse, takes a long drag on a cigar, and drops it on the quivering Texan.
Sorry, I was in a hurry.
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Sakkra's fortune cookie read:
I'm EA. I challenge everything.
There was MUCH loling on this side of the internet.
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And the Replyobots combined to form Vernaltemptress, who roared:
You've got a busy day ahead of you, Bajah.
* looks at the flattened Texan
Yeah, he looks a little pressed for time.
I challenge Waisz to serve me or get served
I challenge Sean to a gay porn marathon. Whoever goes longest without jerking off wins.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Ozimander stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
There was MUCH loling on this side of the internet.
And here. >.>
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Mightion Defensor had this to say about Robocop:
* looks at the flattened TexanYeah, he looks a little pressed for time.
This thread just pancaked thanks to that pun...
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about dark elf butts:
Well shit now I have to play chess with Ozimander, and he insists on using the Cthulhu chess piece that only moves once in the game and causes insanity in all the others.
Heh, what can I say? I'M BAT-SHIT CRAZY!
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We were all impressed when Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael wrote:
Well shit now I have to play chess with Ozimander, and he insists on using the Cthulhu chess piece that only moves once in the game and causes insanity in all the others.
He said it wasn't talking but I guess you figured it out.
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
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Check out the big brain on Gunslinger Moogle!
He said it wasn't talking but I guess you figured it out.
Fairly obvious really 
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Aw, geez, I have Maradon! all over myself!
I challenge Blindy to an economics debate
I would totally watch that, but only if all three of us were wasted.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj was listening to Cher while typing:
I challenge Waisz to serve me or get served.
Oh shit, it's on now!
Someone is going to get f'd in the a!
I challenge the entirety of EC to make interesting topics.
Though depending on the length of the challenge, EVERYONE wins 
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Karnaj stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
I would totally watch that, but only if all three of us were wasted.
I'm game.
Having studied a whole decade under the most qualified sword masters of all Europe, and having mastered their styles, this will be a most pleasant contest of steel and wills.
Or, as my french trainer, and friend, the well known Jacque "l'eviscerateur" Gerontonaq, said, as he complimented my skill, after I mastered the epee, 'Sortez de ma maison, tu grand perdant!'. Yeah, old Jacque had way with words. And swords.
I also have read Miyamoto Musashi's "A Book of Five Rings" at least once. This alone should grant me an easy victory over a texan cattle server herder.
So Mr. Bajah, allow me to use my Zweihänder (a family heirloom, said to be forged by famous Siegried himself) to chop your head off at noon.
After that, light lunch and table dancers.
En gardè, Monsieur Bajah!
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Nicole was all like:
And in the Nicole household today, a breakthrough was made: an orange plastic traffic cone stolen from the side of the road was transformed into a mighty bong. Therefore, to mark this event, I challenge Bane to a smoke-off; first one to cough/have their eyes implode loses.Though depending on the length of the challenge, EVERYONE wins
The only bong worth making is a beer bong.
quote:This has got to be an all-time low. Thank goodness `Deth breathed some life into this thread, or else it would've flatlined.
Freschel Spindrift needs to hitch a ride with a Vogon constructor fleet.
I doesn't matter if Bajah gets killed or not. He's still going to play chess with either Deth or Death.
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How much Nicole can a Nicole-chuck chuck?
And in the Nicole household today, a breakthrough was made: an orange plastic traffic cone stolen from the side of the road was transformed into a mighty bong. Therefore, to mark this event, I challenge Bane to a smoke-off; first one to cough/have their eyes implode loses.Though depending on the length of the challenge, EVERYONE wins
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Tarquinn screamed this from the crapper:
So Mr. Bajah, allow me to use my Zweihänder (a family heirloom, said to be forged by famous Siegried himself) to chop your head off at noon.
Well, that explains the sword, but why are you wearing Brunhilde's armor?
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj's fortune cookie read:
I challenge Sean to a gay porn marathon. Whoever goes longest without jerking off wins.
I forfeit. I'm spanking it just thinking about such a contest.
It's not something people hear about.
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And coming in at #1 is Sean with "Reply." I'm Casey Casem.
I forfeit. I'm spanking it just thinking about such a contest.
Technically, you still won, because I blew my load when I was typing the challenge originally.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
It's not something people hear about.
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Sean screamed this from the crapper:
This doesn't make us gay, does it?
Only if we fantasize about being bottoms, because it's not gay when you're the guy.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
It's not something people hear about.
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Karnaj's fortune cookie read:
Well, that explains the sword, but why are you wearing Brunhilde's armor?
Another family heirloom, of course. Don't mock my family.
Don't mock my high heels either!
