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very important poster
a sweet title
posted 03-02-2005 07:00:04 PM
God's mercy on you all, gentlemen. Don't forget to turn the other cheek and all that jazz.
hey
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New Age Bane
Waste Management Crisis
posted 03-02-2005 07:06:21 PM
These are some of the last nights my friend, Gehenna comes soon.
What am I supposed to in here again? Oh yes something witty and oh so pretty!
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 03-02-2005 07:08:42 PM
I see a spider man!

Yay for Spider Man.

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nem-x
posted 03-02-2005 07:09:11 PM
Nem-X - :kittyjig: :: THEY'RE OH SO FUZZY AND CUTE!
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very important poster
a sweet title
posted 03-02-2005 07:09:22 PM
I shall smite thee, heathen, for the theft of what I intended for my own divine signature!
hey
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Sean
posted 03-02-2005 07:11:24 PM
We need to talk.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.
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Kael
Whistlepig
posted 03-02-2005 07:14:42 PM
Why are people changing their names? D:
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very important poster
a sweet title
posted 03-02-2005 07:15:28 PM
The power of Jesus Christ compelled me to do it.
hey
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Kael
Whistlepig
posted 03-02-2005 07:20:02 PM
'kay....

So who's going to hell?

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Damnati
Filthy
posted 03-02-2005 07:21:18 PM
quote:
Kael had this to say about Duck Tales:
'kay....

So who's going to hell?

Everyone. He came to let us know there's been a policy change on salvation.

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

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Talonus
Loner
posted 03-02-2005 07:21:48 PM
...
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Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 03-02-2005 07:25:24 PM
I'm pretty much going to go with the "..." thing.
Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
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Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 03-02-2005 07:27:59 PM
Not Cool.
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
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nem-x
posted 03-02-2005 07:29:05 PM
ur not cool
Nem-X - :kittyjig: :: THEY'RE OH SO FUZZY AND CUTE!
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very important poster
a sweet title
posted 03-02-2005 07:36:11 PM
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Densetsu had this to say about Captain Planet:
Not Cool.

BREAKING NEWS

HNN, Heaven News Network, reports that being hypersensitive has become the 8th deadly sin! More on this as it develops!

hey
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Kael
Whistlepig
posted 03-02-2005 07:37:58 PM
I thought John 3:16 was "And God said 'Go Sox'"?
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very important poster
a sweet title
posted 03-02-2005 07:39:17 PM
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Kael stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
I thought John 3:16 was "And God said 'Go Sox'"?

It's purgatory for you, sinner.

hey
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Kael
Whistlepig
posted 03-02-2005 07:40:40 PM
'Kay. I can kill time skipping rocks on the river Styx.
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Addy
posted 03-02-2005 07:41:07 PM
quote:
Lenlalron Flameblaster's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
I'm pretty much going to go with the "..." thing.
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Grunt
Pancake
posted 03-02-2005 07:56:06 PM
I'd say something, but you can be banned for saying anything.

Anything.

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Aaron (the good one)
posted 03-02-2005 08:02:34 PM
quote:
Grunt had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
I'd say something, but you can be banned for saying anything.

Anything.

what

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
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Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 03-02-2005 08:05:42 PM
Why did Christ die on the cross?
He forgot the safeword.
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very important poster
a sweet title
posted 03-02-2005 08:08:15 PM
quote:
Xyrra had this to say about Duck Tales:

hey
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Maradon!
posted 03-02-2005 08:25:44 PM
In the lexicon of the times, turning your other cheek upon being slapped is to show defiance and to force the one slapping you to recognize you are a noble person.
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Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 03-02-2005 08:44:23 PM
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Maradon! probably says this to all the girls:
In the lexicon of the times, turning your other cheek upon being slapped is to show defiance and to force the one slapping you to recognize you are a noble person.

And, according to modern christianity, then shoot them in the face.

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diadem
eet bugz
posted 03-02-2005 08:47:31 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Delidgamond was all like:
what

but did you get head?

diadem fucked around with this message on 03-02-2005 at 08:47 PM.

play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
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Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 03-02-2005 09:01:01 PM
Jensus is the boat king?! I thought Noah was the boat king.

Man, God is really firing people left and right. It's ALL BECAUSE OF THIS RECESSION

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 03-03-2005 07:49:26 AM
quote:
Lenlalron Flameblaster really knows where their towel is...
I'm pretty much going to go with the "..." thing.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.
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Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 03-03-2005 07:53:06 AM
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Snugglits got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Jensus is the boat king?! I thought Noah was the boat king.

Man, God is really firing people left and right. It's ALL BECAUSE OF THIS RECESSION

Not entirely true, Starbucks did a hostile take over on Heaven last week on broadstreet.

I've never seen starbucks followers OR stock raise so fast!

Dear God, I'd like a french vanilla frap, grande please.

"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
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