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Topic: My dilema
Ozimander
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posted 03-02-2005 04:46:50 PM
There are two attractive young Russian women in my kitchen.

What do I do.

Damnati
Filthy
posted 03-02-2005 04:48:18 PM
quote:
How.... Ozimander.... uughhhhhh:
There are two attractive young Russian women in my kitchen.

What do I do.


The hell kind of question is that? Go talk to them.

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Sean
posted 03-02-2005 04:48:23 PM
Hit them with a shovel, have your way with them, kill them, have your way with their corpses, then post a Drysart-esque thread asking for body removal instructions.

Sean fucked around with this message on 03-02-2005 at 04:49 PM.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 03-02-2005 04:48:27 PM
Get off the internet.
Idspispopd
Pancake
posted 03-02-2005 04:49:38 PM
[sarcasm]You hand them each a bucket, a sponge, a bottle of soap, and $2.[/sarcasm]

What do you think you do? You go in there, talk to them, and make some pron.

My will is strong, my cause is just, and my gun is very, VERY large.
You may call me, "Ted".
TheOriginalZane
Pancake
posted 03-02-2005 04:49:50 PM
quote:
Sakkra had this to say about John Romero:
Get off the internet.

GO QUICK. Pull a me and get them both!

The worst member of EC.
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Damnati
Filthy
posted 03-02-2005 04:53:31 PM
quote:
How.... TheOriginalZane.... uughhhhhh:
GO QUICK. Pull a me and get them both!

But make sure you have sex with them.

Just kidding Zane. Much

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

TheOriginalZane
Pancake
posted 03-02-2005 04:56:10 PM
quote:
Verily, Kuroi Madoushi doth proclaim:
But make sure you have sex with them.

Just kidding Zane. Much


heh...

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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 03-02-2005 05:22:46 PM
Homoerotically go find your best friend and talk to him instead.
Addy
posted 03-02-2005 05:23:45 PM
Take pictures for the sex-deprived men of the intarweb.
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 03-02-2005 05:25:13 PM
Ask them about nuclear wessels.
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Ozimander
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posted 03-02-2005 05:43:03 PM
I can always count on you to entertain. I've been posting more and more questions lately, just skipping the Kenn portion of "WELL THIS IS ALL HYPOTHETICAL FELLAS! "
Aaron (the good one)
posted 03-02-2005 06:20:56 PM
quote:
Addy attempted to be funny by writing:
Take pictures for the sex-deprived men of the intarweb.

Women like you are the reason for sex-deprived men.

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 03-02-2005 06:26:59 PM
testicular nuclear wessels.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 03-03-2005 12:36:37 AM
quote:
Ozimander had this to say about Pirotess:
There are two attractive young Russian women in my kitchen.

What do I do.


Gee, I've only been living that problem for the last week and a half, since the sister in law has been visiting.

No pity from me.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
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LeMiere
posted 03-03-2005 12:50:14 AM
quote:
Ozimander had this to say about John Romero:
There are two attractive young Russian women in my kitchen.

What do I do.


Wake up.

Steven Steve
posted 03-03-2005 01:11:38 AM
Hold on gals, I gotta go brag on a gaming forum about how there are girls in my house
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Maradon!
posted 03-03-2005 01:58:51 AM
quote:
Fazum'Zen Fastfist's account was hax0red to write:
Hold on gals, I gotta go brag on a gaming forum about how there are girls in my house

Faz wins the thread.

Ozimander
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posted 03-03-2005 05:14:53 PM
quote:
Maradon! spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Faz wins the thread.

No he doesn't! He's a fuck! He only wishes he had a house!

Where you gonna keep your girls Faz? In some shitty 1987 Buick?

Ozimander
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posted 03-03-2005 05:16:18 PM
quote:
LeMiere thought about the meaning of life:
Wake up.

I did and they're gone. How do I bring them back?

LeMiere
posted 03-04-2005 12:03:30 AM
quote:
Ozimander enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
I did and they're gone. How do I bring them back?

Make a phone call, show them the monies.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 03-04-2005 12:47:31 AM
This thread is going places.
LeMiere
posted 03-04-2005 04:46:13 PM
quote:
From the book of Mr. Parcelan, chapter 3, verse 16:
This thread is going places.

To the MOON!

Mr. Parcelan
posted 03-04-2005 04:58:04 PM
quote:
Verily, LeMiere doth proclaim:
To the MOON!

On the wings of a snow white dove.

LeMiere
posted 03-04-2005 04:58:59 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Knight Rider:
On the wings of a snow white dove.

Choose something else. Dove sounds tasty.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 03-04-2005 05:01:04 PM
quote:
LeMiere's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Choose something else. Dove sounds tasty.

On the pudgy limbs of an well-fed carrion vulture.

LeMiere
posted 03-04-2005 05:01:49 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about (_|_):
On the pudgy limbs of an well-fed carrion vulture.

I dunno, I'm pretty hungry.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 03-04-2005 05:06:55 PM
quote:
LeMiere attempted to be funny by writing:
I dunno, I'm pretty hungry.

Aloft on a wind current, supported by a rocket-powered rhinoceros wearing goggles.

LeMiere
posted 03-04-2005 05:10:27 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Aloft on a wind current, supported by a rocket-powered rhinoceros wearing goggles.

I'll pass on Rhino. I'm becoming a chunky monkey.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 03-04-2005 05:13:12 PM
quote:
LeMiere had this to say about Optimus Prime:
I'll pass on Rhino. I'm becoming a chunky monkey.

There goes your future as a pop diva.

Get fat enough, though, and you, me and Sean can become the next Three Tenors.

Sean
posted 03-04-2005 10:56:29 PM
quote:
Ozimander said this about your mom:
Where you gonna keep your girls Faz? In some shitty 1987 Buick?

HEY! I drive an 87 Pontiac. Eat some die.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

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