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Topic: Canada and Spring Break
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 02-25-2005 01:15:14 PM
When thinking of what to for spring break, I considered going to Canada. It would add another item to the list of places I've been and, uhh, it certainly wouldn't be because I'm old enough to drink in Canada.

What kinds of things fairly near the border are there to do in Canada, though? Preferrably in the same east/west area as Illinois...

Thanks, Canada!

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BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 02-25-2005 01:18:59 PM
bah... COME VISIT TORONTO!

I'm not sure about anything near the Illinois border, because I've only been through the ones to michigan, but come visit Toronto anyways!

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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-25-2005 01:20:30 PM
Come to Jersey. We're gonna play video games and get tanked all week long.

And then, when spring break starts, we'll probably go somewhere.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 02-25-2005 01:20:50 PM
I googled Canada and this is what I got. I see the Soviet Union!

Toronto looks kind of far from Chicago...

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Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 02-25-2005 01:23:17 PM
quote:
Karnaj impressed everyone with:
Come to Jersey. We're gonna play video games and get tanked all week long.

And then, when spring break starts, we'll probably go somewhere.


Haha, how can I say no?

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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 02-25-2005 01:24:06 PM
Chicago to Toronto according to MapQuest:

Total Est. Time: 8 hours, 22 minutes
Total Est. Distance: 520.40 miles

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 02-25-2005 01:26:16 PM
quote:
How much Katrinity can a Katrinity-chuck chuck?
Chicago to Toronto according to MapQuest:

Total Est. Time: 8 hours, 22 minutes
Total Est. Distance: 520.40 miles


That's nothing

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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 02-25-2005 01:29:13 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Waisz said:
Haha, how can I say no?

Chicago to Trenton, New Jersey (since I don't know what city that Karnaj is in):

Est. Time: 12 hours, 2 minutes
Total Est. Distance: 792.49 miles

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 02-25-2005 01:43:19 PM
Too bad I moved before the Fast Ferry between Rochester and Toronto was up and running!

*nearly manages to deliver that line with a straight face*

Chugga
Pancake
posted 02-25-2005 02:45:49 PM
quote:
Xyrra had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Too bad I moved before the Fast Ferry between Rochester and Toronto was up and running!

*nearly manages to deliver that line with a straight face*


Too bad it's already gone.

Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 02-25-2005 03:07:22 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Doomie:
Too bad it's already gone.

That was my point. The entire project was mismanaged into oblivion before the boat bumped into a pier and developed a major tear! Let's not forget Rochester 'losing' a rather sizable check for that project nearly a decade ago now.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-25-2005 03:28:43 PM
quote:
Katrinity still thinks SARS jokes are topical, as evidenced by:
Est. Time: 12 hours, 2 minutes
Total Est. Distance: 792.49 miles

That's a decent estimate to within, say, 40 miles. Mind you, all he has to do is get on I-80 and drive east for 10 hours and he's 95% done.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 02-25-2005 03:30:08 PM
I would seriously consider this, actually. I drive 2 hours just to get to school from home whenever I have to, which seems like it's every other weekend. 10-12 hours of driving isn't too bad.
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Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 02-25-2005 05:51:27 PM
*cough* Windsor *cough* is where the action is at.
"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
Taeolas
Pancake
posted 02-25-2005 06:31:14 PM
yeah from Chicago, Windsor is probably your best bet to get a "Canadian" experience; and it will cut about 4 hours off the drive, give or take a bit.
Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 02-25-2005 06:36:22 PM
And us Canadians Near Toronto can Car Pool down to Windsor for a while

I'll be in class I'm sure, but I have none wednesdays, so I can come down tuesday night.

Set up the plans and I'll do my best to show up

Ares
posted 02-25-2005 06:43:27 PM
Somu Icewalker
Also known as Diet Dr. Evil
posted 02-25-2005 06:53:24 PM
quote:
From the book of Xyrra, chapter 3, verse 16:
Too bad I moved before the Fast Ferry between Rochester and Toronto was up and running!

*nearly manages to deliver that line with a straight face*


I ended up seeing one of the last times it left the Rochester dock from the nearby beach. Glad I decided against taking a ride on that thing.

Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 02-25-2005 07:10:06 PM
As far as being practical goes, Windsor would be the best place. Closest place to Chicago you're getting, and I believe the largest concentration of Canadian ECers you're getting, if that's what you're looking for.

The thing is, see, I don't really care to see you. No offense, but I just don't know you. I don't think any of us Windsorites do. I wouldn't be opposed to it, either, I'm just not all like "OMG COME TO HERE!"

"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 02-25-2005 07:16:23 PM
quote:
Inferno-Spirit's account was hax0red to write:
As far as being practical goes, Windsor would be the best place. Closest place to Chicago you're getting, and I believe the largest concentration of Canadian ECers you're getting, if that's what you're looking for.

The thing is, see, I don't really care to see you. No offense, but I just don't know you. I don't think any of us Windsorites do. I wouldn't be opposed to it, either, I'm just not all like "OMG COME TO HERE!"


Yeah, I wasn't necessarily looking to meet anyone, just get suggestions on where to go/what to do.

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Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 02-25-2005 07:20:14 PM
quote:
Waisz wrote this stupid crap:
Yeah, I wasn't necessarily looking to meet anyone, just get suggestions on where to go/what to do.

You going with friends?

If so, what kind of things do you want to do? Windsor is known for drinking, bars/clubs, casino, etc.

If you're looking for a "tourist" kind of place, Windsor's not so great. Something like Toronto or Niagra Falls would be better suited for that.

"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Burger
BANNED!
posted 02-26-2005 12:16:05 AM
If you do choose windsor, then I'd be up for a pint of beer with you and saying hi. As for local attractions:

Drunk americans
...
...
...
Colasanti's Tropical gardens and zoo
little italy
a bunch of bars.

Overall, it would be worth the extra drive to get to London or Toronto. The women in London are much more amicable to *ahem* being kind to folks they've just met, and toronto is a nice city.

I would highly advise against either sarnia or Sault Ste. Marie. Something you may consider, depending on your ambitions, would be going to Stratford. It's near london, but it's definatly more of a small town / tourist town than a party town. It's a good place to take your woman (if applicable) but may not be ideal for march break excapades.

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 02-26-2005 12:21:46 AM
quote:
Inferno-Spirit had this to say about Knight Rider:
You going with friends?

If so, what kind of things do you want to do? Windsor is known for drinking, bars/clubs, casino, etc.

If you're looking for a "tourist" kind of place, Windsor's not so great. Something like Toronto or Niagra Falls would be better suited for that.


I probably will bring a friend or two.

I'm not into touristy things for this, probably just would drive around and go to bars, I guess.

quote:
Burger wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
If you do choose windsor, then I'd be up for a pint of beer with you and saying hi. As for local attractions:

Drunk americans
...
...
...
Colasanti's Tropical gardens and zoo
little italy
a bunch of bars.

Overall, it would be worth the extra drive to get to London or Toronto. The women in London are much more amicable to *ahem* being kind to folks they've just met, and toronto is a nice city.

I would highly advise against either sarnia or Sault Ste. Marie. Something you may consider, depending on your ambitions, would be going to Stratford. It's near london, but it's definatly more of a small town / tourist town than a party town. It's a good place to take your woman (if applicable) but may not be ideal for march break excapades.


I'm a little afraid of meeting other ECers on account of the fact that I'm an asshole. I'm sure you'd all love to beat my face in.

The part about taking 'the woman' is not applicable.

Waisz fucked around with this message on 02-26-2005 at 12:22 AM.

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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-26-2005 12:35:30 AM
Speaking from recent experience(tonight), bars are overpriced cesspools of watered down liquor and shitty beer.

But I guess that's something everyone needs to learn on their own.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 02-26-2005 12:53:16 AM
quote:
En Garde, Monsieur Karnaj! Them's Fightin words:
Speaking from recent experience(tonight), bars are overpriced cesspools of watered down liquor and shitty beer.

But I guess that's something everyone needs to learn on their own.


i dunnoooo, with cheap night here, I can go to the bar, drink till I'm drunk (which is quite a bit nowadays) and go home on $20

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Ares
posted 02-26-2005 12:54:55 AM
quote:
BeauChan had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
i dunnoooo, with cheap night here, I can go to the bar, drink till I'm drunk (which is quite a bit nowadays) and go home on $20

Holy shit. Where is the magical place?

BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 02-26-2005 12:57:10 AM
quote:
Ares wrote this in the snow with their pee:
Holy shit. Where is the magical place?

BARRIE!!! COMEVISIT ME!!!

because you miss me, not because it's cheap!

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Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 02-26-2005 01:24:59 AM
At some of the "clubs" (re: dance music) you can get $1 well drinks (shot and pop) before 11pm. $1 Canadian. That's like 18 cents for you.

Go and get nice and messed up at around 10, then head out to a bar that doesn't suck and drink like two beers just to keep you going.

"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Demos
Pancake
posted 02-26-2005 01:33:33 AM
Dude, just come up to Chicago and party with my fraternity. You don't need to be 21 for it either

But speaking of my frat, a few of the guys actually decided, while drunk one night, to drive to Canada. And in fact, they did. And wound up paying $300 for an exotic massage, which basically was a massage where they were allowed to jerk themselves off.

"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 02-26-2005 01:36:53 AM
quote:
Demos stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Dude, just come up to Chicago and party with my fraternity. You don't need to be 21 for it either

But speaking of my frat, a few of the guys actually decided, while drunk one night, to drive to Canada. And in fact, they did. And wound up paying $300 for an exotic massage, which basically was a massage where they were allowed to jerk themselves off.


Wait, $300 and they had to jerk themselves off?

"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Demos
Pancake
posted 02-26-2005 01:38:45 AM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Inferno-Spirit:
Wait, $300 and they had to jerk themselves off?

Yes, thus the humor, because they were too drunk to realize how shafted (using the term lightly) they were getting.

"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 02-26-2005 02:04:28 AM
quote:
En Garde, Monsieur Demos! Them's Fightin words:
Yes, thus the humor, because they were too drunk to realize how shafted (using the term lightly) they were getting.

ahahhahaha

that's hilarious

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Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 02-26-2005 03:07:10 AM
quote:
Demos had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Dude, just come up to Chicago and party with my fraternity. You don't need to be 21 for it either

But speaking of my frat, a few of the guys actually decided, while drunk one night, to drive to Canada. And in fact, they did. And wound up paying $300 for an exotic massage, which basically was a massage where they were allowed to jerk themselves off.


Pfft, I can just get drunk at home.

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Kael
Whistlepig
posted 02-26-2005 03:13:29 AM
Canada just sounds like such a .....boring place to go for spring break

I'm gonna take my truck to the dealership for some servicing, then go barhopping on my Harley and try to hustle a few games of pool

Demos
Pancake
posted 02-26-2005 04:40:04 AM
quote:
Waisz had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Pfft, I can just get drunk at home.

Yes, but you won't meet drunk sorority girls at home.

"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 02-26-2005 04:41:53 AM
quote:
Demos thought about the meaning of life:
Yes, but you won't meet drunk sorority girls at home.

You seem to forget that I live in a campus town when it's not Spring Break.

Not that I want to meet your slutty frat girls anyway.

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