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Topic: New Crazy Asian Flash Game
bloodfyr
Pancake
posted 02-21-2005 09:40:17 PM
Play

The instructions are in Japanese, so Aury, a friend, and I are still trying to figure it out. But in essence, you ram someone with your bike and send them flying. The people you hit do different things to either give you a boost, stop you, or...other things we can't figure out yet.

But yeah. It's fun.

"If you've got twins, why not sell one? You get a kid and a few extra bucks on the side." - George Carlin

*!Warning: Disregard everthing I post. The whiskey is probably speaking!*

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 02-21-2005 09:45:15 PM
Fun. Current record is 1059m


Scratch that, 2117m

Waisz fucked around with this message on 02-21-2005 at 09:49 PM.

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Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 02-21-2005 09:48:09 PM
That is so very random.

228.5m on my second try.




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 02-21-2005 09:52:10 PM
1148.78m
1369.53

This is fun

Vorago fucked around with this message on 02-21-2005 at 09:54 PM.

bloodfyr
Pancake
posted 02-21-2005 09:52:49 PM
Just learned that if you click while you're in midair (around the treeline) you'll get a midair boost. Or, if you click the blue arrow at the top right, you can angle your landing downward. Adds a bit more control to the game.
"If you've got twins, why not sell one? You get a kid and a few extra bucks on the side." - George Carlin

*!Warning: Disregard everthing I post. The whiskey is probably speaking!*

Korvus
Pancake
posted 02-21-2005 09:55:28 PM

Click on the screen while you're up in the air, and you'll give a boost. When you're flying, your boost recharges also

Suddar
posted 02-21-2005 09:56:59 PM
1986 so far.
Holden
French Cocksucker
posted 02-21-2005 09:57:54 PM
2341.23

I know its the score, but at a time I got 200 feet into the air!

Holden fucked around with this message on 02-21-2005 at 10:03 PM.


"America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you..."
qwertyu
Pancake
posted 02-21-2005 09:59:12 PM
1769.67m

I got some crazy double combo thing from hitting two consecutive girls and clicking.

qwertyu fucked around with this message on 02-21-2005 at 10:00 PM.

Jargum
Doughnut
posted 02-21-2005 10:04:15 PM
2810.28m
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 02-21-2005 10:06:18 PM
4109.64m.

This thing is too easy.

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Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 02-21-2005 10:08:44 PM
5519.45
Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 02-21-2005 10:14:43 PM
best so far is 4442.90
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 02-21-2005 10:21:12 PM
There are some crazy combos. I got one where they knocked my around and then hit me with a samurai sword and I went flying, and two different others where they just chain smacked me for crazy distance.

Best: 2875.85m

"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Holden
French Cocksucker
posted 02-21-2005 10:24:28 PM

I had 6 combos in a row before the dumb one caugth me! D:

Holden fucked around with this message on 02-21-2005 at 10:25 PM.


"America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you..."
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 02-21-2005 10:36:42 PM
quote:
This one time, at Holden camp:

I had 6 combos in a row before the dumb one caugth me! D:


Curse her grabbable boobs!




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Alaan
posted 02-21-2005 10:54:44 PM
BEST flash game ever.
Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 02-21-2005 11:17:13 PM

Beats playing minesweeper with chin.

Holden
French Cocksucker
posted 02-22-2005 12:54:28 AM
I refuse to let Duck win


"America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you..."
Maradon!
posted 02-22-2005 01:03:08 AM
The midair crashes seem to be more a defense than a simple boost.

If your guy is plummeting toward a big titty glasses girl you can use your red air crash to deflect.

Conversely, if your guy bounced just short of a brown skirt booster girl you can use the blue crash to blast him back into her.

Xergen Von Scintillation
Pancake
posted 02-22-2005 11:28:17 AM

2nd try.

too easy

"No I will not polymorph you into a solar..... again."
Average events in Kat's D&D game.
"<Charra> Xergen realizes she has nothing productive to add so makes sure both balls are on the iron beast and flys over to loot the rogue."
Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 02-22-2005 12:52:16 PM
Current best. Working on trying to figure out the different combos, gotten the sword girl one and the double-team one, can't manage to land the one involving the boobie-squeeze glasses girl yet.

Edit: Whoa, image was huge. Score was 4738.30m. 2nd edit: Found out that if you get the combo with the glasses girl, a couple of girls smash you for feeling her up then the glasses girl herself finishes you off with a big smack.

Azrael Heavenblade fucked around with this message on 02-22-2005 at 01:00 PM.

"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Gadani
U
posted 02-22-2005 08:37:00 PM
403 forbidden now. D:
Skaw
posted 02-23-2005 01:37:09 AM
I win


And no, I didn't bug out. I got a Bonus that made him elastic, so he gained height with each bounce.

Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 02-23-2005 01:46:37 AM
broked
Demos
Pancake
posted 02-23-2005 01:50:33 AM
any mirrors?
"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
New Age Bane
Waste Management Crisis
posted 02-23-2005 02:12:56 AM
What am I supposed to in here again? Oh yes something witty and oh so pretty!
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 02-23-2005 02:23:44 AM
quote:
Demos was naked while typing this:
any mirrors?

SOMETHING AWFUL DOT COM

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Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 02-23-2005 06:49:02 AM
quote:
Skaw thought about the meaning of life:
I win

[xIMG]http://home.comcast.net/~skaw/distance.jpg[/IMG]
[xIMG]http://home.comcast.net/~skaw/height.jpg[/IMG]

And no, I didn't bug out. I got a Bonus that made him elastic, so he gained height with each bounce.


That's a really awesome background, skaw. May we see the rest of it?

nem-x
posted 02-23-2005 06:57:15 AM
Kaglaaz How'ler
Pancake
posted 02-23-2005 09:00:17 AM
ALright, I see a few of you had sence enough to save this file. Anybody mind uploading it to the EC FTP please. I'm going thru withdrawl...
http://www.bloodfin.net
nem-x
posted 02-23-2005 06:53:46 PM
Skaw
posted 02-23-2005 09:00:23 PM
quote:
How.... Delphi Aegis.... uughhhhhh:
That's a really awesome background, skaw. May we see the rest of it?

Unreal 3 engine Lighting Glow

Skaw fucked around with this message on 02-23-2005 at 09:00 PM.

Arttemis
Not Squire... but a guitar!
posted 02-23-2005 09:30:59 PM
Skaw owned me, my best is 9500 or so
Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 02-24-2005 01:01:03 AM

What do I win?

Edit: Yay.

Ferret fucked around with this message on 02-24-2005 at 01:05 AM.

Alaan
posted 02-24-2005 06:33:46 PM
quote:
Ferret had this to say about Optimus Prime:

What do I win?

Edit: Yay.


*hands Ferret the Too Much Time award." THat run must have taken forever.

Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 02-24-2005 07:36:58 PM
quote:
Alaan had this to say about dark elf butts:
*hands Ferret the Too Much Time award." THat run must have taken forever.

It ran for about half an hour because he was in the air from about 9k meters until the last 4k or so. Having three comic force fields up at once is insane.

Ferret fucked around with this message on 02-24-2005 at 07:44 PM.

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