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Topic: I preface this with a "I'm not saying EQ2 sucks"
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 02-17-2005 06:32:56 PM
I am simply mocking the following feature. I am not discussing the quality of EQ2. I would mock this if it were in ANY online game.

http://everquest2.station.sony.com/pizza/

This is...odd. I mean, wow. A slash command to order a pizza. Is it too much to open the window and go to the site or to just call your local pizza hut?

I admit, it IS a funny idea, and I'm guessing that's what SoE is going for. Or that Pizza Hut paid em good money (and I can't blame them if they took it for something like this -- go SoE)

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 02-17-2005 06:35:28 PM
So wrong, and yet, so cool.
I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Taeolas
Pancake
posted 02-17-2005 06:37:49 PM
Wonder if we can talk Swiss Chalet into signing up with EQII for a /rotisseriechicken command for Canadian players? They have online ordering too.
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 02-17-2005 06:37:56 PM
quote:
Palador ChibiDragon's fortune cookie read:
So wrong, and yet, so cool.

Yeah. I'm torn as to whether I should flame it or if I should just incessantly laugh at it.

Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 02-17-2005 06:38:48 PM
Marketing genius!
"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
New Age Bane
Waste Management Crisis
posted 02-17-2005 06:46:15 PM
blahahahahaha, *falls over laughing* that is so amusing yet so genius.
What am I supposed to in here again? Oh yes something witty and oh so pretty!
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 02-17-2005 06:47:37 PM
but...if you can't leave the game to call and order a pizza..

h..how the hell do they expect you to get up from your computer to get the door?!?!

Aury fucked around with this message on 02-17-2005 at 06:47 PM.

New Age Bane
Waste Management Crisis
posted 02-17-2005 06:48:43 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Aury!
but...if you can't leave the game to call and order a pizza..

h..how the hell do they expect you to get up from your computer to get the door?!?!


I bet they are working on a command for that too

What am I supposed to in here again? Oh yes something witty and oh so pretty!
Kaglaaz How'ler
Pancake
posted 02-17-2005 06:51:45 PM
Figured something like this was bound to happen. Was going through my e-mails and noticed that The Matrix Online will be AIM enabled. Your buddy list will exist IN the game. How much you wanna bet there will be hidden AOL guys here and there in the game. For that matter, I imagine there will be "product placements" in the game too.

I've used rsvpizza.com before (pizza hut website) and it is quite handy. It used to give you a time 'til delivery window as well.

http://www.bloodfin.net
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 02-17-2005 06:52:28 PM
/dev/null
Pancake
posted 02-17-2005 07:03:59 PM
quote:
Verily, Aury doth proclaim:
but...if you can't leave the game to call and order a pizza..

h..how the hell do they expect you to get up from your computer to get the door?!?!


Funny, when I was in Dallas and addicted to EQ, I didn't have to leave my computer to do anything.

Got the shout to order pizza. Messaged roommates via EQ for their orders. Popped open website. Placed order. Answered confirmation phone call to give my CC#. When pizza arrived one of my roommate's PC was right next to the front door. He got the pizzas, distributed them, got my sig on the recipt and that was all.

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
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diadem
eet bugz
posted 02-17-2005 07:14:06 PM
quote:
New Age Bane probably says this to all the girls:
blahahahahaha, *falls over laughing* that is so amusing yet so genius.

too bad you have to get up to open the door!

play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
Mightion Defensor
posted 02-17-2005 07:15:49 PM
I may try this sometime if I get bored/hungry... I don't think I live in a Pizza Hut delivery area, though... it's 15 minutes for me to drive to the closest one I know of.
Arttemis
Not Squire... but a guitar!
posted 02-17-2005 08:31:11 PM
That's absolutely brilliant.
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 02-17-2005 08:34:25 PM
I love the imaging on the site..

"Only a traitor would refuse a pizza from the Overlord! You're not a traitor... are you?"

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
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Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 02-17-2005 08:46:53 PM
Now if they could implament /beer for beer delivery...
Steven Steve
posted 02-17-2005 08:55:31 PM
This is by far their greatest idea ever. They should let you preset orders so you can set it to a macro.

"Feign death... Feign death... NO! PIZZA!"

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

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- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Razor
posted 02-17-2005 11:19:14 PM
quote:
This one time, at Mightion Defensor camp:
I may try this sometime if I get bored/hungry... I don't think I live in a Pizza Hut delivery area, though... it's 15 minutes for me to drive to the closest one I know of.

If I even owned the game.... it would not be put to use.... it's a MINUTE away, if even. about 5 if walking.


now what would blizzrd do.... Dominos?

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Engineering is a love...
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Leopold
Porn maniac
posted 02-17-2005 11:35:10 PM
Me-n'-Ed's. Vastly superior.

Weighing in, I have to admit that this leaves me realtively speechless. It's like an abstract work of art; it's either really cool or the saddest thing you've ever seen, and either way, you never want to hear about it again.

"Leopold said it best. This is one of the few times someone besides me is right." -Mr. Parcelan
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 02-17-2005 11:46:13 PM
quote:
Out of a possible 10, Aury scored a straight 1 with:
but...if you can't leave the game to call and order a pizza..

h..how the hell do they expect you to get up from your computer to get the door?!?!


/door
/pay
/tip
/eat
/digest

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 02-18-2005 12:03:37 AM
Now, when they put in /chinesefood, we'll talk.
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 02-18-2005 12:04:43 AM
quote:
Razor thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
If I even owned the game.... it would not be put to use.... it's a MINUTE away, if even. about 5 if walking.


now what would blizzrd do.... Dominos?


Papa John's plzkthx

Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 02-18-2005 01:00:59 AM
Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 02-18-2005 01:14:13 AM
Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 02-18-2005 01:29:19 AM
quote:
Kegwen had this to say about Duck Tales:
Papa John's plzkthx

Papa John's is the most vile and disgusting thing to ever be produced and offered for money under the guise of an edible product.

Addy
posted 02-18-2005 01:52:01 AM
quote:
Snoota spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Papa John's is the most vile and disgusting thing to ever be produced and offered for money under the guise of an edible product.

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 02-18-2005 02:00:51 AM
Jeezus crap, did anyone click the link?

If I didn't know the command were real, I could swear this was a photoshop or something.. GOOD GOD. Seriously, what were they thinking? D: D:

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 02-18-2005 02:13:06 AM
quote:
/dev/null stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Funny, when I was in Dallas and addicted to EQ, I didn't have to leave my computer to do anything.
~snip~

What did you do when you had to poop?

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 02-18-2005 02:23:05 AM
quote:
Tarquinn had this to say about Robocop:
What did you do when you had to poop?

Bedpan.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 02-18-2005 03:05:52 AM
quote:
Addy wrote:

Alberd
Pancake
posted 02-18-2005 03:15:47 AM
quote:
Kaglaaz How'ler's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Figured something like this was bound to happen. Was going through my e-mails and noticed that The Matrix Online will be AIM enabled. Your buddy list will exist IN the game. How much you wanna bet there will be hidden AOL guys here and there in the game. For that matter, I imagine there will be "product placements" in the game too.

Actually I haven't seen much product placement in the game so far. Then again I haven't been actively looking for any. I did see a green Alienware Aurora (I think) in an apartment though, so obviously there is some product placement. I took a screenshot of it and immediately lost it in the endless depths of my documents.

Alberd fucked around with this message on 02-18-2005 at 03:18 AM.

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Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 02-18-2005 04:55:25 AM
quote:
Delphi Aegis had this to say about dark elf butts:
Jeezus crap, did anyone click the link?

If I didn't know the command were real, I could swear this was a photoshop or something.. GOOD GOD. Seriously, what were they thinking? D: D:


Money, and it's going to work. It's a small stupid little feature that's going to end up being overlooked, and any embarrasment suffered as a result will be paid back, and I'm sure Pizza Hut will make some cash off this as well.

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 02-18-2005 11:44:58 AM
What would be cool, is if WoW one-upped EQII by having pizza merchants in game.

So, instead of typing /pizza, you could run or walk to the nearest pizza shop, talk to the NPC and order that way. Full immersion baby!

Alaan
posted 02-18-2005 11:50:21 AM
I don't think I'd want to eat a pizza that has been resting on his arm!
Lashanna
noob
posted 02-18-2005 12:17:42 PM
Funniest thread ever.

Poor Caydiem, the moderator, is in near tears from having to lock all the off-topic EQ2 Pizza threads.

I'm so glad I don't have her job.
Read her posts in each of those threads linked in that thread. Some of them are just hilarious.

For lazy people:

Lashanna fucked around with this message on 02-18-2005 at 12:21 PM.

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 02-18-2005 12:32:41 PM
I love Fangtooth. He's my hero.
Somu Icewalker
Also known as Diet Dr. Evil
posted 02-18-2005 01:21:30 PM
What's next? For PvP servers...
/pizzaprank sends a pizza to the asshole who just pk'd you.
Cherveny
Papaya
posted 02-18-2005 02:31:24 PM
quote:
Snoota had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Papa John's is the most vile and disgusting thing to ever be produced and offered for money under the guise of an edible product.

Finally, someone else who agrees that Papa John's is terrible. There is just something about sweet pizza sauce that I can't stand.

As far as the /pizza command itself, I think it's funny, but it will probably get some use by some players, it will earn Sony and Pizza Hut money probably, plus free publicity as the command gets discussed everywhere, so why not have it? Sounds like a win win all around.

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 02-18-2005 02:41:26 PM
Papa John's is great pizza! I can't stand Pizza Hut personally. Everything they cook tastes like ash.
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
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Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 02-18-2005 03:35:15 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Katrinity said:
Papa John's is great pizza! I can't stand Pizza Hut personally. Everything they cook tastes like ash.

You must have a shitty Pizza Hut, because I love the pizza from mine.

A nice hand-tossed pizza with Bacon, Chicken, and Canadian Bacon tastes like a little slice of heaven with pizza sauce from the bowels of angel tomatoes. The meat cut from pigs and chickens who have suckled from God's own teat.

Greatest pizza I've ever had.

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