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Topic: Half-life 2 question.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-15-2005 09:50:46 PM
Do Gordon and Alyx ever bone? I keep expecting her to pounce like one of those leapers and screw him rotten.

Or is that left to realm of the erotic fanfic writer?

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Blackened
posted 02-15-2005 09:52:02 PM
Erotic fanfic writers.

Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
very important poster
a sweet title
posted 02-15-2005 10:28:57 PM
G-Man is a real jerk.
hey
Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 02-15-2005 10:34:21 PM
No, they don't. Valve keeps pushing the idea that you, the player, are Gordon, and you can't exactly bind sex to any keys.
Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 02-15-2005 10:52:46 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Liam:
No, they don't. Valve keeps pushing the idea that you, the player, are Gordon, and you can't exactly bind sex to any keys.

...until a mod comes out that allows you to, that is.

Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Blackened
posted 02-15-2005 11:42:05 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Ruvyen was all like:
...until a mod comes out that allows you to, that is.
Learn how to properly use spoiler tags.

Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Drysart
Pancake
posted 02-16-2005 01:50:49 AM
Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 02-16-2005 02:29:59 AM
Garry's mod is so fun
Sean
posted 02-16-2005 05:43:06 AM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about dark elf butts:
Do Gordon and Alyx ever bone? I keep expecting her to pounce like one of those leapers and screw him rotten.

Or is that left to realm of the erotic fanfic writer?


From the incoherent ramblings of the obsessed fans and what they've been able to pull out of HL2, it seems as if the Combine polluted Earth's water supply before the invasion, rendering everyone sterile/E.D.

Those bastards.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Skaw
posted 02-16-2005 05:52:56 AM
quote:
Sean was listening to Cher while typing:
From the incoherent ramblings of the obsessed fans and what they've been able to pull out of HL2, it seems as if the Combine polluted Earth's water supply before the invasion, rendering everyone sterile/E.D.

Those bastards.


That'd certainly explain the lack of children.

Holden
French Cocksucker
posted 02-16-2005 06:44:41 AM
Well, there is a nude Alyx model that recently game out.

Heres a picture (NSFW!)


Upper Torso

Rear


Looks, interesting.


"America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you..."
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 02-16-2005 08:36:11 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when Holden wrote:
Well, there is a nude Alyx model that recently game out.

Heres a picture (NSFW!)


Upper Torso

Rear


Looks, interesting.


Looks like a botched boob job.

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