Man I've been playing too much Vampire The Masquerade- Bloodlines.
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Kael had this to say about Tron:
You're not goth enough. You need to be so goth that you shit bats.
*ears prick*
I am NOT biting Bane.
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Nicole was all like:
*ears prick*I am NOT biting Bane.
New Age Bane fucked around with this message on 02-08-2005 at 11:38 PM.
Fine I don't want to be part of your clan anyway! I wanna be a Malkavian.
EDIT: plus, you get to ride around on night gaunts. Karnaj fucked around with this message on 02-08-2005 at 11:41 PM.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Trent attempted to be funny by writing:
Is your name, Trevor?
Bane is a good vampire name, I'm Bane! Ogga Booga!
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Kael said:
You're not goth enough. You need to be so goth that you shit bats.
Or that you fly off to do battle with your katana with an internet vampyre. (The y makes them leet.)
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Falaanla Marr had this to say about Tron:
Or that you fly off to do battle with your katana with an internet vampyre. (The y makes them leet.)
Somehow I missed Karnaj's post.
And Nicole...will you bite ME?
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Falaanla Marr painfully thought these words up:
Or that you fly off to do battle with your katana with an internet vampyre. (The y makes them leet.)
That's Highlander. Vampyres use fencing blades 
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Mr. Parcelan got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Vampires are so horribly overdone.
So are prairie dogs. New Age Bane fucked around with this message on 02-09-2005 at 12:00 AM.
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New Age Bane probably says this to all the girls:
So are prairie dogs.
You have been judged and found wanting.
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Kael had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
5 bucks says Bane walks out into the sunlight when the Girl Scouts come by and he has the "munchies".
I'm not normally awake during the day light hours anyway.. atleast not anymore
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And now, we sprinkle Mr. Parcelan liberally with Old Spice!
Vampires are so horribly overdone.
My suggestion would turn him into a ghoul. Thus, I retain my awesomeness.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Vampires: Too lame. They've been done as everything from sexual hedonists to demons to animal-things. Whatever happened to the classy days of Dracula?
Werewolves: Corrupted by yiff.
Zombies: Not really overdone, but there's not a whole lot you can do with them.
Ghouls: Pretty underused, as they tend to get lumped in with zombies.
Mummies: Nobody's done these guys since the days of Abbot and Costello and Brendan Fraser.
Ghosts: Cool, but generic.
How come nobody does...fuck, I don't know...liches.
Celerity isn't fair
Neither is body armour
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Falaanla Marr stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
And Nicole...will you bite ME?
Of course. You taste like sunshine dust 
I don't want to know what Bane tastes like D:. If he informs me, I'll be disturbed D:.
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Mr. Parcelan wrote this stupid crap:
The order of Undead lameness, from most lame to least lame.Vampires: Too lame. They've been done as everything from sexual hedonists to demons to animal-things. Whatever happened to the classy days of Dracula?
Ghosts: Cool, but generic.How come nobody does...fuck, I don't know...liches.
Lacroix is a classy vampire, so is umm I don't know Alucardbut he is dracula so i don't think that counts as a different example
Man this one level in the game really freaked me out, it was this haunted hotel at the somewhat beginning of the game.
Liches, I remember when I used to kill Liches in the Yew graveyard, oh those were the days...
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Pirotess:
How come nobody does...fuck, I don't know...liches.
No one's found a way to make phylacteries sexy.
Demiliches would be neat. We need more flying evil skulls.
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A sleep deprived Nicole stammered:I don't want to know what Bane tastes like D:. If he informs me, I'll be disturbed D:.
I taste like umm, hang on...Ramen!
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Mr. Parcelan still thinks SARS jokes are topical, as evidenced by:
Ghouls: Pretty underused, as they tend to get lumped in with zombies.
Lovecraft made them into moldy-lookin' half-wolf-half-human-headed fuckers with unlimited stamina, iron grip and talons to back it up, a real nasty, sadistic side, and a penchant for feeding their enemies to unknown monsters lurking even deeper in the earth than they do.
They're actually pretty nice if you're on their good side, though.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj had this to say about Captain Planet:
Lovecraft made them into moldy-lookin' half-wolf-half-human-headed fuckers with unlimited stamina, iron grip and talons to back it up, a real nasty, sadistic side, and a penchant for feeding their enemies to unknown monsters lurking even deeper in the earth than they do.They're actually pretty nice if you're on their good side, though.
Which story is that? I just got done with Shadow over Innsmouth.
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Nicole had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Of course. You taste like sunshine dust
I don't want to know what Bane tastes like D:. If he informs me, I'll be disturbed D:.
dances naked with Nicole in the moonlight
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Aw, geez, I have Mr. Parcelan all over myself!
Which story is that? I just got done with Shadow over Innsmouth.
Pickman's Model, to start, then The Dream Quest of Unknown Kadath. First one's a short story, second one's a short novel.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Vampires are so horribly overdone.
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Mr. Parcelan said this about your mom:
The order of Undead lameness, from most lame to least lame.Vampires: Too lame. They've been done as everything from sexual hedonists to demons to animal-things. Whatever happened to the classy days of Dracula?
Werewolves: Corrupted by yiff.
Zombies: Not really overdone, but there's not a whole lot you can do with them.
Ghouls: Pretty underused, as they tend to get lumped in with zombies.
Mummies: Nobody's done these guys since the days of Abbot and Costello and Brendan Fraser.
Ghosts: Cool, but generic.
How come nobody does...fuck, I don't know...liches.
I've always wanted to be a lich personally. Undead master of magic beats bloodsucking gothboy.
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Karnaj was naked while typing this:
Pickman's Model, to start, then The Dream Quest of Unknown Kadath. First one's a short story, second one's a short novel.
What about the one with guy waking up in a deserted castle, not realising that he is a ghoul? Don't remember the name of that short story...
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about dark elf butts:
The order of Undead lameness, from most lame to least lame.Vampires: Too lame. They've been done as everything from sexual hedonists to demons to animal-things. Whatever happened to the classy days of Dracula?
Werewolves: Corrupted by yiff.
Zombies: Not really overdone, but there's not a whole lot you can do with them.
Ghouls: Pretty underused, as they tend to get lumped in with zombies.
Mummies: Nobody's done these guys since the days of Abbot and Costello and Brendan Fraser.
Ghosts: Cool, but generic.
How come nobody does...fuck, I don't know...liches.
I like Revenants. The Crow could kick your ass.
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A sleep deprived Tarquinn stammered:
What about the one with guy waking up in a deserted castle, not realising that he is a ghoul? Don't remember the name of that short story...
The Outsider
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Sakkra said:
Lichdom is nothing but a glorified way of magically puppeting your own corpse about.
played a litch in a dnd game. fine if you wanna be a munchkin, but it's too overpowered.
as for the original post.... be a mage! you have the advantages of being able to take nice long walks on the beach during sunrise and the ability to have children. hell, you could even be a marauder diadem fucked around with this message on 02-09-2005 at 06:16 AM.
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diadem wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
as for the original post.... be a mage! you have the advantages of being able to take nice long walks on the beach during sunrise and the ability to have children. hell, you could even be a marauder
damn straightupo.
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
I'm currently the co-leader and mapper/texture artist for a HL2 Mod called "Vampiric Requiem" That we began about a week or so ago.
We got some models together already but we aren't expecting a release soon just yet, we still having coding problems right now.
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Mr. Parcelan was listening to Cher while typing:
Some stuff.
Shaun of the Dead has ruined anything involving zombies for me. I tend to start giggling at them now. leckzilla! fucked around with this message on 02-09-2005 at 03:46 PM.
