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Topic: Stupid things heard during the big game
Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 02-06-2005 09:29:15 PM
You know... I've heard a couple of bits of banter that I could have done without, but this takes the cake.

"If you've ever wondered what it's like to watch a Super Bowl touchdown as a pylon, well, there you go."

Any other good gems?

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 02-06-2005 09:39:30 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Mooj wrote:
"If you've ever wondered what it's like to watch a Super Bowl touchdown as a pylon..."

No! Thanks to Pylon Cam!!!

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Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 02-06-2005 09:42:49 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop thought about the meaning of life:
No! Thanks to Pylon Cam!!!

Did my intelligence really need to get raped down a few points like that?

Somu Icewalker
Also known as Diet Dr. Evil
posted 02-07-2005 12:25:18 AM
At least we didn't have Madden doing his "play by play".
Demos
Pancake
posted 02-07-2005 12:29:43 AM
At the very start:

"More than commercials, the Superbowl is about football..."

"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Chugga
Pancake
posted 02-07-2005 01:03:25 AM
quote:
So quoth Somu Icewalker:
At least we didn't have Madden doing his "play by play".

If the quarterback throws the ball, and a reciever catches it in the endzone, that's a touchdown!

Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 02-07-2005 02:30:12 AM
Christ, I would have preferred Madden than the guys they had announcing. At least with Madden, there'd be a good chance we'd get to hear about Turducken.
Skaw
posted 02-07-2005 02:43:43 AM
quote:
Mooj had this to say about (_|_):
Christ, I would have preferred Madden than the guys they had announcing. At least with Madden, there'd be a good chance we'd get to hear about Turducken.

And how it's a great game of FOOTBALL!

Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 02-07-2005 03:02:55 AM
"They need a bit more penetration in the backfield!"
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 02-07-2005 04:20:29 PM
quote:
Xyrra really knows where their towel is...
"They need a bit more penetration in the backfield!"
*fzzt* *thud*
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Demos
Pancake
posted 02-07-2005 04:22:52 PM
quote:
Xyrra enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
"They need a bit more penetration in the backfield!"

....

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