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BetaTested
Not gay, but loves the cock!
posted 02-06-2005 11:31:13 AM
Don't give your neighbors cookies.

I guess Kat wouldn't do to well in Colorado.


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Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 02-06-2005 11:35:21 AM
"Here you go, here's some nice delcious home baked cookies that we thought you might enjoy."
" I can't handle the stress!"

WTFY?

"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 02-06-2005 11:44:14 AM
......

Mortious bangs his head against the wall.

KestarTheBlue
Pancake
posted 02-06-2005 11:54:49 AM
Who really deserves to be murdered in this case? You guessed it. The colorado Judge.
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 02-06-2005 12:05:05 PM
But see..after this arse took them to court, I'd sneak into her house and start leaving boxes of cookies in her bed...bath, etc. Freak her really out. ^.^
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Noxhil2
Pancake
posted 02-06-2005 12:28:43 PM
quote:
He said he did not think the girls had acted maliciously but that 10:30 was fairly late at night for them to be out.

On Friday, wtf?

KestarTheBlue
Pancake
posted 02-06-2005 12:29:55 PM
Actually, all of the world should pay for this crime. Just another thing that suggests to me we denoate all of our nuclear weapons right now and turn the goddamn planet into swiss cheese.

(I kid! Or do I?)

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leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 02-06-2005 12:31:54 PM
*blinkblink*

...The fuck?

Arttemis
Not Squire... but a guitar!
posted 02-06-2005 12:38:39 PM
I hate my state.
KestarTheBlue
Pancake
posted 02-06-2005 12:39:39 PM
quote:
Arttemis had this to say about Captain Planet:
I hate my state.

There is currently a plan underway to detach it from both the union and the northern tectonic plate and launch it into space. It would be kind of like an archology... or when at the end of SimEarth all your people migrate. Except no dome, and hence, no air.

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Kaglaaz How'ler
Pancake
posted 02-06-2005 01:26:28 PM
quote:
Katrinity's fortune cookie read:
But see..after this arse took them to court, I'd sneak into her house and start leaving boxes of cookies in her bed...bath, etc. Freak her really out. ^.^

Back in high school there was this looney teacher who didn't like Watermelon Bubblegum. Well we'd had enough of her and figured we'd all play a nasty prank on her. Every person in the class, every hour of the specified day was given a piece of Watermelon Bubblegum right before class.

She was escorted out by the paramedics just after lunchtime after being given "something to relax her."

Malicious intent by us? Nope, we didn't think she'd go quite literally crazy... we were just playing a prank on her.

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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 02-06-2005 02:09:32 PM
That decision seems to fail the "reasonable person" standard. It's a shame they paid it rather than appealing and countersuing.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Maradon!
posted 02-06-2005 03:24:38 PM
This is all because of liberals.
Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 02-06-2005 04:09:05 PM
I thought sue-happiness was on both sides of the aisle?

In any case, this is pretty ri-god-damn-diculous. The judge even realized that the girls didn't have malicious intent, yet still ordered them to pay the fine? Cripes...at least the other neighbors enjoyed their gifts. And if this woman is freaked out by having her doorbell run at 10:30 at night, I'm surprised she isn't long-dead from a heart attack from having dogs bark within hearing distance, or something else that's so 'disturbing' for her.

"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 02-06-2005 04:51:23 PM
quote:
Verily, Azrael Heavenblade doth proclaim:
I thought sue-happiness was on both sides of the aisle?

It is; Maradon is merely retarded.

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Maradon!
posted 02-06-2005 05:10:32 PM
quote:
So quoth Waisz:
It is; Maradon is merely retarded.

Whoa! Can't slip anything past you!

Of course you wouldn't think that blindly accusing liberals without providing any sort of argument at all would be a JOKE or anything like that, would you? Especially coming from an EXTREMELY CENTRIST person like myself?

Oh, wait! That's right, people forget that I'm middle-of-the-road just because I hate Kerry and think capitolism is better than socialism! Nevermind that I'm strongly in favor of gay marriage and I'm pro-choice! Just forget that I didn't vote for Bush even though I was in a swing state, and believe in separation of church and state! Let's just forget all those things, I'm a retarded right-wing wacko!

Mr. Parcelan
posted 02-06-2005 05:12:39 PM
I, for one, think it's incredible that these random acts of goodwill are around at all today.

Lord knows that it'll be better when we actively try to kill each other, instead of accidentally doing it.

Ares
posted 02-06-2005 07:04:24 PM
Yeah, I read about this a few days ago.. So stupid...

The worst part is the fact that the girl's family offered to pay the medical bills in the first place, but this old hag refused it and sued them instead.

Seriously, what is up with America suing everyone over the stupidist things? It's some new mindset that has come along in the last decade or so.

I blame Judge Judy.

Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 02-06-2005 07:10:03 PM
quote:
Lechium got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
"Here you go, here's some nice delcious home baked cookies that we thought you might enjoy."
" I can't handle the stress!"

WTFY?


"Say, do you want to go see a movie?"
"I am feeling fat, and sassy!"

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Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 02-06-2005 07:19:03 PM
quote:
Ares had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Yeah, I read about this a few days ago.. So stupid...

The worst part is the fact that the girl's family offered to pay the medical bills in the first place, but this old hag refused it and sued them instead.

Seriously, what is up with America suing everyone over the stupidist things? It's some new mindset that has come along in the last decade or so.

I blame Judge Judy.


Your usage of the smilie gave me an anxiety attack, as someone once used the smilie when threatening to beat me up (over the internet).

PAY UP.

Zaza fucked around with this message on 02-06-2005 at 07:19 PM.

Ares
posted 02-06-2005 07:19:29 PM
quote:
Zaza had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Your usage of the smilie gave me an anxiety attack, as someone once used the smilie when threatening to beat me up (over the internet).

PAY UP.


Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 02-06-2005 07:21:43 PM
quote:
Ares impressed everyone with:

Seriously, the lawsuit is the absolutely worst one I've read of. Fat kids suing McDonalds is ridiculous, but this is just... malicious.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 02-06-2005 07:45:20 PM
Best fucking part:

quote:
The Denver Post newspaper reported on Friday that the girls had decided to stay home and bake the cookies rather than go to a dance where there might be cursing and drinking.

Satan is laughing his ass off.

JooJooFlop fucked around with this message on 02-06-2005 at 07:47 PM.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 02-06-2005 08:03:21 PM
This woman shall have to have a visit from the Cookie Ninjas!
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Ares
posted 02-06-2005 08:13:21 PM
quote:
Zaza had this to say about Knight Rider:

Seriously, the lawsuit is the absolutely worst one I've read of. Fat kids suing McDonalds is ridiculous, but this is just... malicious.


No kidding... Sad.

OMG LOVE

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 02-06-2005 08:53:44 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Ares said this:
No kidding... Sad.

OMG LOVE


At least that's two girls that have learned never to be nice to anyone again, though.

indeed.

Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 02-06-2005 09:31:42 PM
I saw that. Anyone want her address? I caught it on another message board, and I'm planning to send her a big box of cookies.
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 02-06-2005 09:51:51 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Mooj said:
I saw that. Anyone want her address? I caught it on another message board, and I'm planning to send her a big box of cookies.

That's evil..


And she would LOVE some more cookies sent to her!

Sean
posted 02-06-2005 10:00:47 PM
I'd rather pull into her driveway and honk the horn a few times.

Then wait a week for the sweet stench of decay.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

New Age Bane
Waste Management Crisis
posted 02-06-2005 10:39:18 PM
wonder what she does when the girl scouts come by...
What am I supposed to in here again? Oh yes something witty and oh so pretty!
Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 02-07-2005 03:49:54 AM
quote:
Nobody really understood why New Age Bane wrote:
wonder what she does when the girl scouts come by...

Thats why she wouldnt let the cops in her basement.

Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 02-07-2005 07:23:45 PM
quote:
From the book of Mr. Parcelan, chapter 3, verse 16:
I, for one, think it's incredible that these random acts of goodwill are around at all today.

What, no one here has ever heard the old saying "No good deed goes unpunished"?

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
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