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Dr. Gee stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
*Slams Diadem over the head with a Krikket bat*

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*Jumps Geeorn's level 5 Tauren with a level 25 Dwarf Hunter*

Gunslinger Moogle fucked around with this message on 02-02-2005 at 09:43 PM.

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And the Replyobots combined to form Gunslinger Moogle, who roared:
*impales Gadani with poison spines*

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* props the Moogle onto the desk in front of him and regales him with various blacksmithing and Droid Engineer stories

*and for an encore, beats Ruvyen with a stave*

Gunslinger Moogle fucked around with this message on 02-02-2005 at 10:06 PM.

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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Palador ChibiDragon was all like:
*lines a high speed cement mixer with sandpaper, turns it on, and throws Moogle in*

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*Injects gasoline directly into Palador's eyeballs, then sets his face on fire*

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Sakkra had this to say about Optimus Prime:
*Injects gasoline directly into Palador's eyeballs, then sets his face on fire*

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**shoves a piece of guano down Sakkra's throat and casts delayed Fireball**

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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Norim Stumpfighter said:
**shoves a piece of guano down Sakkra's throat and casts delayed Fireball**

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<kicks Norim into a 500 gallon super-keg of ale and seals it shut>

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Norim Stumpfighter spewed forth this undeniable truth:
**shoves a piece of guano down Sakkra's throat and casts delayed Fireball**

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*Bludgeons Kat repeatedly with a hockey stick to the head*

edit: quicker than me Kat!

Caid '5 Fists' Berrit fucked around with this message on 02-03-2005 at 02:02 PM.

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Caid '5 Fists' Berrit had this to say about Pirotess:
*Bludgeons Kat repeatedly with a hockey stick to the head*

edit: quicker than me Kat!

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*Tells Mort what Caid did to the Kitsune, waits for the inevitable revenge of the bucketheaded*

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Cuba:
*Tells Mort what Caid did to the Kitsune, waits for the inevitable revenge of the bucketheaded*

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*chains 'Deth's legs to a table at GenCon under a sign that says "Marathon Gaming Session. Bring your own Character!"*

*also, removes 'Deth's teeth so that he can't escape by gnawing his own legs off*

*waits a moment for the fireworks...kaBOOOM*

Gadani fucked around with this message on 02-04-2005 at 08:12 AM.

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Karnaj stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
*sacrifices Gadani to the shoggoth which dwells in the ancient, haunted forest conveniently nearby*

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*cuts open Karnaj with a scalpel, ties him to a tree by his own intestines, gives him thousands of small paper cuts across his body, douses him with gasoline, cuts his eyelids off, and lets him die of thirst, alone in the woods*

PS for Palador: Damn man...that's just MEAN

Ruvyen fucked around with this message on 02-04-2005 at 08:37 PM.

*races through the door with a nodachi, hews Moogle's Ruvyen's legs off below the knees, then spins around and neatly decapitates him as he falls to the floor*

[/godmode]

Sentow, Maybe fucked around with this message on 02-04-2005 at 08:37 PM.

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Sentow, Maybe had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
[godmode]

*races through the door with a nodachi, hews Moogle's Ruvyen's legs off below the knees, then spins around and neatly decapitates him as he falls to the floor*

[/godmode]

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*Kicks Sentow in the nuts, really hard*

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With great fanfare, Caid '5 Fists' Berrit proclamed:
*Kicks Sentow in the nuts, really hard*

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*shoots Caid in the head*

*57 times*

*with a shotgun, at close range*

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Palador ChibiDragon had this to say about Punky Brewster:
*shoots Caid in the head*

*57 times*

*with a shotgun, at close range*

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*Straps Palador down on table, forces to eat 1000 freezed-dryed meals, pumps 2 gal of water down throat*

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Noni had this to say about Robocop:
*Straps Palador down on table, forces to eat 1000 freezed-dryed meals, pumps 2 gal of water down throat*

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*Uses a nutcracker to break every one of Nonis knuckles individually, hands and feet*