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Topic: Iguanas, anyone?
Alberd
Pancake
posted 01-30-2005 09:03:27 AM
Alright...so last summer I decided to go buy my dream pet finally. So I went to the pet shop and got an iguana.

I'd had an iguana years ago, and read up on how to take care of them. Learned how to pick them out, what's healthy, etc. So I left one day for the pet store and came home la few hours later with an iguana and all the necessities.

Problem was though I didn't have time dedicate to holding it regularly to get it used to me and tame the thing. Partly because I was busy and worked, partly because I picked the most extremely spunky iguana they had at the store.

Anyways, no time to tame it. So it's been about six months now. My tiny iguana has grown larger, and now that it hasn't been tamed, it is MEAN. I have to wear leather work gloves to handle it till it till it calms down, and even then I'm reluctant to touch it without gloves. I tried using a harness on him, but the thing was so damned hard to get it on him (especially with those thick work gloves on) that it's not worth the effort. And one of the two times I DID get it on him he started rolling around (crocodile style) and managed to shrug the thing off almsot all the way.

So I need to know from anyone with some amount of iguana experience what the best way to tame it would be. I don't want to have to get rid of it, but since I'm about to move to South Carolina, I want to know if it's worth the effort it'll take to tame the thing, or if I should just see if the pet shop'll take it back.

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Honor those who honor thee, be merciful to those who show thee mercy.
To those who offend thee and thine, show no mercy.
BetaTested
Not gay, but loves the cock!
posted 01-30-2005 10:26:05 AM
I think you're stuck with a pissed off lizard man.

I'd keep handling it as much as possible with the work gloves until it stops trying to bite or claw at you when you try to get it out of it's cage, but it's going to take a lot of doing.

[edit] Please note, I've never had a pet Iguana, but my friend had one. I guess they didn't tame it well either, and no one took the time to handle it regularly. The iguana was a mean mofo from the sounds of it. Lost a leg or two and still wouldn't let you take it out to clean the cage sort of thing.

BetaTested fucked around with this message on 01-30-2005 at 10:27 AM.


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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 01-30-2005 11:15:51 AM
There's only one solution: BBQ.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Peter
Pancake
posted 01-30-2005 11:54:07 AM
quote:
Bloodsage stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
There's only one solution: BBQ.

And you Get A Nice Pair of Boots too

Alberd
Pancake
posted 01-30-2005 11:57:45 AM
It's not big enough to get any boots from from, and it'd probably taste too angry to be a good meal.
To live by the sword is to die by the sword.
Honor those who honor thee, be merciful to those who show thee mercy.
To those who offend thee and thine, show no mercy.
Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 01-30-2005 12:04:51 PM
quote:
From the book of Alberd, chapter 3, verse 16:
...it'd probably taste too angry to be a good meal.

...WHAT?!

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Vernaltemptress
Withered and Alone
posted 01-30-2005 01:25:19 PM
quote:
Manticore Model 2000 was programmed to say:
...WHAT?!

Silly!

You never kill a tense animal you expect to eat. The tension makes the meat too tough to be pleasantly edible.

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Ares
posted 01-30-2005 10:24:10 PM
Only suggestion is to handle as much as you can with the gloves, as Beta said.

This is why bearded dragons make awesome reptilian pets. They are calm and somewhat social. DiCaprio has one apparently.

qwertyu
Pancake
posted 01-31-2005 12:10:35 AM
I made the same mistake you did a long time ago. You're probably too late to tame it. Wouldnt hurt to try extra hard now to make up for your slack earlier. /shrug

Mine never got nice, had her for about 4 years. Im still pissed at myself for ruining a perfectly good pet.

Alberd
Pancake
posted 01-31-2005 01:34:45 AM
Maybe I should just try to return it then and see if I can get a bearded dragon. Maybe a chameleon. I need a new terrarium and stuff for it, since it's longer than the one I currently have...been putting it off since I'm on a tight budget till I move. I doubt I'll have the time to devote to trying to tame it after my move either. I guess I'll just have to give it a few more days and see if my handling makes any difference.
To live by the sword is to die by the sword.
Honor those who honor thee, be merciful to those who show thee mercy.
To those who offend thee and thine, show no mercy.
nem-x
posted 01-31-2005 03:08:59 AM
Gork
Pancake
posted 01-31-2005 03:36:32 AM
My buddy has an Iguana... At the time he said that iguanas had around a 50% success rate in the hands of new Iguana owners... His friend bought one at the same time and it didnt make it... Anyway the iguana, aptly named "Little Dude" is now about 6 feet long nose to tail, and mean as shit. He lives in a cage about half the size of a prison cell and is surrounded by snakes(Which are much less awnry to begin with)... Little dude's hobbies include: Napping, Peeling, and waiting for some jerk to open his door so he can take pieces of flesh with his whipping tail. (I just realized that in life, I emulate this iguana personified.)

But yes, he says that if you dont get them tamed when they are young that it is almost impossible to calm them down when they are older (and still at a managable size.)

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Jardath
Pancake
posted 01-31-2005 04:38:06 AM
quote:
nem-x attempted to be funny by writing:
Let it loose in the wild

More like into the oven.

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