The driver finally comes to and asks "What the hell was that for?!?" The Trooper says "You're in Texas, son. When we pull you over you'd better have your license and registration ready when we get to your car." Not wanting to make the situation worse the driver says "I'm sorry, officer, I'm not from around here." The Trooper runs the license and it comes back clean. He returns the driver's license and then walks around to the passenger's window. Taps on it a couple of times with the nightstick and when the passenger rolls the window down smacks him over the head as well! After he recovers the passenger shouts, "What the hell was that all about?" "Just making your wishes come true", the Trooper explains. The still stunned passenger replys "Huh?"
The Trooper says, "I know how you Yankees are! Two miles down the road you're gonna say: 'I wish that redneck bastard had tried that shit with me!!'"
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
Funny story, I was once driving through Texas, thinking how I could ruin more lives on EverCrest by pretending not to be plotting to kill anyone who disagreed with me, when I hit a police officer with my truck and fucking killed him!
I guess I didn't think much of it at the time, but looking back, I can hardly contain my mirth! The only way it could have been better is if it had been one of the many people of EverCrest's blood on my hands instead of that redneck!
Snoota, you owe me a new keyboard! I just spewed Mountain Dew all over mine!
FUCK YEAH.
Sean fucked around with this message on 01-29-2005 at 07:46 PM.
It's not something people hear about.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Hysterical! I can totally relate to that!Funny story, I was once driving through Texas, thinking how I could ruin more lives on EverCrest by pretending not to be plotting to kill anyone who disagreed with me, when I hit a police officer with my truck and fucking killed him!
I guess I didn't think much of it at the time, but looking back, I can hardly contain my mirth! The only way it could have been better is if it had been one of the many people of EverCrest's blood on my hands instead of that redneck!
Snoota, you owe me a new keyboard! I just spewed Mountain Dew all over mine!
You wish you had big enough balls to show up here.
-Tok
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nem-x had this to say about Robocop:
I went to a doctor and all he did was suck my blood... do NOT see Dr. Acula.
Alright, that was really damn funny. Sig'd!