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Topic: Funny stand ups.
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 01-19-2005 01:19:36 AM
I laugh.(requires real player)
Lee Taxx0r
Pancake
posted 01-19-2005 02:14:39 AM
That was awesome.
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 01-19-2005 02:18:16 AM
Nothing can be funny enough to be worth Real Player.
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 01-19-2005 02:23:05 AM
quote:
Sakkra said this about your mom:
Nothing can be funny enough to be worth Real Player.

Media player classic! Media player classiC! Google mpc

Waisz fucked around with this message on 01-19-2005 at 02:23 AM.

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 01-19-2005 03:15:39 AM
quote:
Sakkra had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Nothing can be funny enough to be worth Real Player.

Few things are, and Russell Peters is one of them.

Vernaltemptress
Withered and Alone
posted 01-19-2005 03:23:09 AM
quote:
Snoota Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Few things are, and Russell Peters is one of them.

Ditto.

Obamanomics: spend, tax, and borrow.
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 01-19-2005 03:24:55 AM
quote:
Vernaltemptress wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Ditto.

His Chinese salesman was dead on. It was hilarious.

"Noooooooooooooo. I give you for thirty dollars today, tomorrow you come we close down!"

Vernaltemptress
Withered and Alone
posted 01-19-2005 03:40:40 AM
"Hey, Be a Man!"
Obamanomics: spend, tax, and borrow.
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 01-19-2005 03:54:18 AM
Confucius say, 'You go to jail, Bad Boy.'
Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 01-19-2005 05:44:39 AM
That was the greatest thing ever.

Is there more streaming standup somewhere?

(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 01-19-2005 10:47:46 AM
quote:
This is what Waisz is doing. This is what I want Waisz to do :

Media player classic! Media player classiC! Google mpc


File Stream Renderer::Out

Stream 0
ASX file Parser
File stream renderer

I have updated Codecs for movies and such, what am I missing?

Bajah fucked around with this message on 01-19-2005 at 10:48 AM.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 01-19-2005 11:05:36 AM
quote:
Bajah Model 2000 was programmed to say:
File Stream Renderer: ut

Stream 0
ASX file Parser
File stream renderer

I have updated Codecs for movies and such, what am I missing?


Real Alternative?

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 01-19-2005 11:36:26 AM
heheheh I am FULLY aware of my accent, thanks to maradon and the good people of the U.S. of A.

BeauChan fucked around with this message on 01-19-2005 at 11:37 AM.

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
BacardiMunch
Wise enough not to pee on the electric fence?
posted 01-21-2005 10:59:31 AM
I missed it. Sorry for bringing it back, but I'd been looking for this actually and now this link will not work.

balls balls balls.

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 01-21-2005 02:38:16 PM
quote:
BacardiMunch had this to say about Knight Rider:
I missed it. Sorry for bringing it back, but I'd been looking for this actually and now this link will not work.

balls balls balls.


Still works for me.

Noxhil2
Pancake
posted 01-21-2005 06:46:42 PM
How can I save this to my harddrive?
Gadani
U
posted 01-21-2005 07:10:50 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Noxhil2:
How can I save this to my harddrive?

I don't know if this is a joke or what, but...

Right click -> Save as

Noxhil2
Pancake
posted 01-21-2005 08:17:29 PM
That saves the stream file for me, whereas I want to save the whole thing.
Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 01-23-2005 07:33:01 AM
Saving the stream file lets you few it, just has a 10 second or so lag time before it begins.
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 01-23-2005 09:37:22 AM
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