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Topic: The number 1 hit in the German music charts is..
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 01-12-2005 03:19:38 PM
Snappy the Crocodile

WTF is wrong with your people, Tarq?

Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 01-12-2005 03:44:51 PM
To quote Southpark the Movie...

"Dude, what the fuck is wrong with German people?"

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 01-12-2005 04:01:46 PM
*listens*

Those people are demented. It's like something out of Barney

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 01-12-2005 04:02:40 PM
Don't forget that Tom Green's Bum Bum Song was #1 on TRL once or twice.
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 01-12-2005 04:18:39 PM
Yeah, the shit that tops the charts here in the states is a dozen times more atrocious than anything topping the German charts. Although, more often than not, what's #1 here is #1 there, or close, at any rate.
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Beer.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 01-12-2005 04:31:41 PM
It came fom the internet...

Dun dun dunnn...


Imagine "All your base" was a song. Then someone published that song. And then several hundred thousand people bought it. That's what happened.

Still much better than 80% of all our other #1 hits here.

Tarquinn fucked around with this message on 01-12-2005 at 04:32 PM.

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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 01-12-2005 04:33:22 PM
quote:
Ninety-nine bottles of Tarquinn on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of Tarquinn...
Imagine "All you base" was a song.
It has a music video.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 01-12-2005 04:35:15 PM
quote:
`Doc had this to say about Captain Planet:
It has a music video.

But that wasn't what made it popular, Mr. Smartypants.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 01-12-2005 05:16:27 PM
quote:
How.... Tarquinn.... uughhhhhh:
Still much better than 80% of all our other #1 hits here.

Two words. David Hasslehoff.

Mortious runs, screaming.

Maradon!
posted 01-12-2005 05:18:43 PM
Hassel tha Hoff
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 01-12-2005 05:28:23 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why JooJooFlop wrote:
Don't forget that Tom Green's Bum Bum Song was #1 on TRL once or twice.

My bum is on the rail. My bum is on the rail.

Kegwen fucked around with this message on 01-12-2005 at 05:28 PM.

BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 01-12-2005 07:01:55 PM
It was recorded by a 4 year old girl's parents and posted to the internet as a joke. The local radio station picked it up and put it on the radio...


... now that's scary.

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
bloodfyr
Pancake
posted 01-12-2005 07:05:09 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and `Doc was all like:
It has a music video.

Was told someone made it a custom DDR song or something too.

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Maradon!
posted 01-12-2005 07:08:17 PM
I just listened to it and...

...it's stupid...it doesn't even have an intelligible beat.

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 01-12-2005 07:13:36 PM
quote:
bloodfyr's fortune cookie read:
Was told someone made it a custom DDR song or something too.

Everything has a custom DDR song.

/dev/null
Pancake
posted 01-12-2005 07:15:37 PM
quote:
Kegwen thought about the meaning of life:
Everything has a custom DDR song.

I actaully looked. Just a quick google for 'AYB DDR Song'...

it's out there.

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
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Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 01-12-2005 09:25:04 PM
Schnappi schnappi schnapp!

You are a fucking idiot if you don't like this song. IT TOTALLY ROCKS!

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-12-2005 09:41:52 PM
quote:
Mortious attempted to be funny by writing:
Snappy the Crocodile

WTF is wrong with your people, Tarq?


Yeah but your country created the Spice Girls.

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Maradon!
posted 01-12-2005 11:07:16 PM
quote:
Ozimander had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Schnappi schnappi schnapp!

You are a fucking idiot if you don't like this song. IT TOTALLY ROCKS!


After listening it to it sixteen times or so, it is sorta catchy

BetaTested
Not gay, but loves the cock!
posted 01-12-2005 11:11:30 PM
That made me sad... very very sad...

[edit] I'm going to post this over on my BMW forum, I wonder what their response will be? It'll probably end up being the new big running joke for the off topic section

BetaTested fucked around with this message on 01-12-2005 at 11:12 PM.


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Mr. Gainsborough
posted 01-13-2005 12:13:22 AM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Captain Planet:
Yeah but your country created the Spice Girls.

pwned

Gork
Pancake
posted 01-13-2005 06:31:22 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop obviously shouldn't have said:
Don't forget that Tom Green's Bum Bum Song was #1 on TRL once or twice.

Once, he retired it on the spot... Only song i've ever voted for. =)

And that Schnappi shit is crazy yo. I need to go injure something.

Another Unsolved Mystery is goin' down in history.
leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 01-14-2005 06:39:13 PM
"Snappy" beat out songs by Kylie Minogue and Linkin Park. The song is even appearing as remixes in German dance clubs.

Well I prefer it to Kylie or Linkin Park, so all is right with the world. As for the nightclubs, one word. Drugs.

Taylen
Pancake
posted 01-14-2005 06:51:56 PM
quote:
/dev/null wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
I actaully looked. Just a quick google for 'AYB DDR Song'...

it's out there.


Where did you find it, a google search fo that just gives me a bunch of pages with people sayignt heir best or favorite DDR songs with a random AYB said in there.

"When correctly viewed, everything is lewd." - Tom Lehrer.
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Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 01-14-2005 06:58:16 PM
Elmo wants a hippopotomus for christmas....

People take the cutsie stuff.. *twitches*

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