Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
It also guessed Love and Wood
It thought I was talking about a period, which is pretty close.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Beat it with anal sex.It thought I was talking about a period, which is pretty close.
Except periods aren't as enjoyable. 
When I used a placebo, it didn't even come close. After a peppermint candy (at #20), it guessed a dog treat, and went downhill from there. I tried changing some of my answers (particularly on, "Is it useful?") and it didn't do any better.
When I used nothing, it kept guessing gasses. `Doc fucked around with this message on 01-12-2005 at 04:23 PM.
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now the odd part, at the bottom...
Uncommon Knowledge about a dream Vorago fucked around with this message on 01-12-2005 at 04:28 PM.
Is it used to make salads? I say Probably.
Is it a common farm animal? I say Probably.
Does it like to run? I say Probably.
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Uncommon Knowledge about sexual intercourse
Can it be painted? I say Yes.
Does it stand on two legs? I say Yes.
Does it contain a lot of water? I say Yes.
Does it have eyes? I say Probably.
Is it used for hunting? I say Probably.
Would you find it on a farm? I say Yes.
Does it have legs? I say Yes.
Do people own it as a pet? I say Probably.
Does it have a bushy tail? I say Yes.
Does it smell bad? I say Probably.
Can you dress it up? I say Probably.
Does it live in African grass lands? I say Probably.
Is it tapered? I say Yes.
Does it bounce? I say Yes.
Can you sit on it? I say Yes.
Can it do tricks? I say Yes.
You won!
Play Again
You were thinking of a sword.
You said it is classified as Mineral, I say Other.
Does it get wet? You said Yes, I say No.
Is it usually colorful? You said Partly, I say No.
Would you use it in the dark? You said Maybe, I say No.
Can it be painted? You said Depends, I say Yes.
Is it outside? You said Maybe, I say No.
Is it a metal? You said No, I say Yes.
Is it something you can wear? You said Yes, I say No.
Contradictions Detected
It does not matter if our answers disagree, as over time the game will change its answers to reflect common knowledge. If you feel that the game is in error, the only way to fix it is to play again.
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Uncommon Knowledge about a sword
Do you use it in public? I say No.
Does it exist in other dimensions? I say Probably.
Can you play games with it? I say Yes.
Is it bad for your health? I say Probably.
Does it reflect objects? I say Yes.
Is it cold? I say Yes.
Is it formed from carbon? I say Yes.
Does it conduct electric current? I say Probably.
Is it carbon-based? I say Probably.
Is it cool? I say Yes.
Can any age group use it? I say No.
Is it very large? I say Yes.
Does it go inside other things? I say Yes.
Does it bring joy to people? I say No.
Does it come in different colors? I say No.
Can it be dried? I say No.
Funny thing is, it did guess "Katana". I told it it was close, but then it went to a potter's wheel. Ruvyen fucked around with this message on 01-12-2005 at 05:17 PM.
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Waisz had this to say:
I beat it with "harlequin fetus". Do not google this. Do not google this. DO NOT GOOGLE THIS.
Don't listen to Waisz. It brings up pictures of cute little labrador puppies..
quote:
Waisz wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
I beat it with "harlequin fetus". Do not google this. Do not google this. DO NOT GOOGLE THIS.
Oh, comeon. It's not THAT bad. Tubgirl is worse IMO.
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Does [a sword] bring joy to people? I say No.
But... I like swords
It couldn't figure out poison ivy. It almost got tiger, but I accidentally gave it false answers on a couple of questions ("Is it used for entertainment?" "What? No oh fuck Siegfried and Roy.").
"Malady of the Month"? What the fuck is wrong with people.
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
quote:
Does it usually have four corners? You said Partly, I say No.
Is it small? You said Sometimes, I say No.
Is it white? You said Sometimes, I say No.
Does it bring joy to people? You said Depends, I say Yes.
Can you buy it at a store? You said Unknown, I say Yes.
Does it contain a liquid? You said Unknown, I say No.
Does it break if dropped? You said Unknown, I say Yes.
Is it outside? You said Unknown, I say No.
Would you use it in the dark? You said Probably, I say No.
Does it go inside other things? You said Maybe, I say No.
Does it have a hole in it? You said Sometimes, I say No.
Does it get really hot? You said Probably, I say No.
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Uncommon Knowledge about a robot
Would you give it as a gift? I say Yes.
Is it used by the police? I say Yes.
Do you know any songs about it? I say Yes.
Does it come from trees? I say Probably.
Does it have teeth? I say Probably.
Can you dress it up? I say Probably.
Can you recycle it? I say Yes.
Is it a member of the cat family? I say Yes.
Does it have a good smell? I say Yes.
Is it lifeless? I say No.
Is it formed from carbon? I say Yes.
Is it a rodent? I say Probably.
Does it cut? I say Probably.
Is it used for communications? I say Yes.
Does it come in specific sizes? I say No.
Is it a predator? I say Probably.
Why is a robot part of the cat family?
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
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Uncommon Knowledge about fog
Can it jump? I say Probably.
Is it mechanical? I say Probably.
Does it have claws? I say Probably.
Can you see it in a zoo? I say Yes.
Does it have buttons? I say Yes.
Does it jump? I say Yes.
Does it have whiskers? I say Probably.
Does it eat fish? I say Yes.
Does it have a long tail? I say Probably.
Does it roll? I say Yes.
Is it colorless? I say Yes.
Is it a member of the cat family? I say Yes.
Can it growl? I say Yes.
Does it purr? I say Probably.
Does it deal with imagination? I say Probably.
Is it organic? I say Yes.
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Uncommon Knowledge about lava
Does it make sound? I say Yes.
Can it make a sound? I say Yes.
Is it a small mammal? I say Probably.
Can it be heard? I say Yes.
Is it annoying? I say Yes.
Is it something that you build? I say Probably.
Does it have hooves? I say Probably.
Is it made from paper? I say Probably.
Does it go inside other things? I say Yes.
Is it decorative? I say Probably.
Is it originally from Europe? I say Probably.
Is it used to carry things? I say Probably.
Can it run fast? I say Yes.
Is it used for entertainment? I say Probably.
Does it live in mountains? I say Yes.
Does it change colours? I say Yes.
`Doc fucked around with this message on 01-13-2005 at 03:09 PM.
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Uncommon Knowledge about a sword
Is it a tool? I say Probably.
Is it very large? I say Yes.
Is it cold? I say Yes.
Does it exist in other dimensions? I say Probably.
Is it bad for your health? I say Probably.
Is it decorative? I say Yes.
Can it be worn by a person? I say Yes.
Can you find it in a house? I say No.
Do you use it in public? I say No.
Is it carbon-based? I say Probably.
Is it used in a game? I say No.
Does it reflect objects? I say Yes.
Does it perform? I say No.
Is it tapered? I say Yes.
Does it come in different colors? I say No.
Does it make noise? I say No.
quote:Got it in 24. It guessed pitchfork at 20.
Uncommon Knowledge about a harpoon
Can it be stolen? I say No.
Can it be used for recreation? I say Yes.
Does it have keys? I say Probably.
Is it smaller than a golf ball? I say Probably.
Does it move? I say Probably.
Can it be painted? I say Doubtful.
Is it shaped like a hot dog? I say Yes.
Does it shine? I say Yes.
Does it have a hole in it? I say Yes.
Is it used for hunting? I say Yes.
Does it spin? I say Probably.
Does it have a long neck? I say Yes.
Does it go inside other things? I say Yes.
Does it come from something larger? I say Yes.
Is it made in many different styles? I say No.
Can liquids pass through it? I say Yes.
quote:This one took it 26 questions.
Uncommon Knowledge about pliers
Does it grow over time? I say Probably.
Do you put things in it? I say Probably.
Is it worn? I say Probably.
Is it something that you build? I say Yes.
Is it found in mines? I say Yes.
Does it have legs? I say Yes.
Can you recycle it? I say Probably.
Does it reflect objects? I say Probably.
Can it be hunted? I say Yes.
Does it come from something larger? I say Probably.
Is it smooth? I say Doubtful.
Is it used to make jewelry? I say Yes.
Can it do tricks? I say Yes.
Is it considered man's best friend? I say Probably.
Is it a mammal? I say Yes.
Is it ferocious? I say Yes.
`Doc fucked around with this message on 01-13-2005 at 04:50 PM.
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Gunslinger Moogle fucked around with this message on 01-13-2005 at 05:00 PM.
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
I am guessing that it is a chinchilla?
Yes , No , Close
19. Is it a carnivore? No.
18. Can it be placed on your head? Yes.
17. Is it gray? Sometimes.
16. Is it white? Sometimes.
15. Does it have a long tail? Yes.
14. Does it have cash value? Yes.
13. Is it a predator? No.
Does it pant? Unknown.
12. Is it larger than a microwave oven (or bread box)? No.
11. Is it multicolored? Sometimes.
10. Is it fuzzy? Yes.
9. Is it black? Sometimes.
8. Does it live in water? No.
7. Do people own it as a pet? Yes.
6. Does it weigh more than a duck? Sometimes.
5. Would you find it on a farm? No.
4. Is it something you bring along? No.
3. Can it swim? Yes.
2. Can you buy it at a store? Yes.
1. It is classified as Animal.
Then it got Demon in 28, and it couldn't figure out chainsaw.
I won... 26 questions before it asked me that!
