This guy made a website to chronicle his food-tasting experiments. Some of the things he chooses to try out are just downright nasty. I love his commentary!
Besides turning my stomach inside out, you could say he's doing a public service by trying these things and telling the world about it.
Either that or he's in training for "The Fear Factor."
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Vernaltemptress had this to say about Pirotess:
Icky, icky, icky.Besides turning my stomach inside out, you could say he's doing a public service by trying these things and telling the world about it.
Either that or he's in training for "The Fear Factor."
Yeah. Usually that food is the only horrible thing that I've seen the few times I watched the show.
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There aren't too many products that feel the need to reassure you that they are, in fact, "food." Already not a good sign.
Don't you stuff it in your face!
Don't you stuff it in your face!
Although it might look good to eat!
Although it might look good to eat!
Although it might look good to taste!
Although it might look good to taste!
If you dont know just what it is!.. Dont you puuuuut iiiiiit iiinnnnn yooouuuuur moooooouuuuuuutttthh!
Bad Candy is one of my favorite old sites.
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Gork was listening to Cher while typing:
At summer school one year I had a package of Beggin Strips... I told people it was "Freeze-dried" bacon and I actually got 2 or 3 people to take bites.
Ever have soy bacon? My stepsister has this love-hate relationship with meat. She tries to eat soy alternatives, but that shit's fairly nasty. Dad and I ate soy bacon.
It was a bad sign when the shit shattered into crumbs when it hit the plate. It got worse from there.
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael's fortune cookie read:
Ever have soy bacon? My stepsister has this love-hate relationship with meat. She tries to eat soy alternatives, but that shit's fairly nasty. Dad and I ate soy bacon.It was a bad sign when the shit shattered into crumbs when it hit the plate. It got worse from there.
Was it Tempeh bacon? I have been wanting to try some. I have some friends that swear by Tempeh.
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Nae stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Was it Tempeh bacon? I have been wanting to try some. I have some friends that swear by Tempeh.
I don't know the brand. Dad just warned me it was time to try soy bacon. We both regretted it.
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Gork thought about the meaning of life:
At summer school one year I had a package of Beggin Strips... I told people it was "Freeze-dried" bacon and I actually got 2 or 3 people to take bites.
*shrug* I like Beggin Strips.
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
I don't know the brand. Dad just warned me it was time to try soy bacon. We both regretted it.
Ahh.. Tempeh isn't a brand name, it's a type of fermented soy product. It's supposedly very nutty and taste like mushrooms. My friends that eat it fry it, or use it in soups or stir-fry or they buy the smoky Tempeh strips to eat with breakfast as a bacon substitute.
It's actually an Indonesian food. It sounds very nutritious and interesting.. I want to try it sometime.
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Maradon! said:
www.bad-candy.com
Dude, they ripped on Circus Peanuts. I love Circus Peanuts. 
The best thing you can do to soy is eliminate any trace of it's flavor.
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I'm officially leaving all future breast milk drinking in the capable hands of my baby boy -- the one guy who now gets to second base with my wife way more than I do. But, I don't mind. I love that little asshole.
quote:No, trust me, that's not an improvement. I tried unflavored soy at college. It tasted like sawdust.
Ninety-nine bottles of Maradon! on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of Maradon!...
Anything soy tastes like shit.The best thing you can do to soy is eliminate any trace of it's flavor.
But he is so brave (or stupid...)
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This insanity brought to you by Nae:
Ahh.. Tempeh isn't a brand name, it's a type of fermented soy product. It's supposedly very nutty and taste like mushrooms. My friends that eat it fry it, or use it in soups or stir-fry or they buy the smoky Tempeh strips to eat with breakfast as a bacon substitute.It's actually an Indonesian food. It sounds very nutritious and interesting.. I want to try it sometime.
I've had actual soybeans in food before and it wasn't bad. This smelled like bacon, but it tasted horrible and once it was in your mouth it kinda dissolved like cereal into a mush.
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Death of Rats painfully thought these words up:
Reminds me of this gem, 1974 weight watcher cards. Do I need to say more?
I think I have those in my pantry. I don't know if I want to go check; there's a billion old cookbooks up there and I'm pretty sure I could find a recipe for kitchen plutonium if I looked.
Hellgum!
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Nicole wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Hellgum!
