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Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 12-24-2004 12:12:03 PM
How the hell can a turkey weigh twenty-seven pounds?

I'm going to a Christmas dinner that my CMC is putting together for the losers without a life or family near, and I heard that the guy's Christmas turkey weighs in at twenty-seven pounds.

What, was it robo-turkey? Did it eat other turkeys for lunch (whole)?

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-24-2004 12:51:14 PM
I question the quality of flavor a 27lb turkey possesses.
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Suddar
posted 12-24-2004 01:04:28 PM
We had a 27 pound turkey for Thanksgiving.

I dunno about yours, but ours was damn good.

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Delphi Aegis
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posted 12-24-2004 02:40:01 PM
Remember, that's without the head or lower leg.. or all those feathers. So it was probably a 30 lb. bird..

Since it's not fat.. it's like eating a bodybuilder.

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Burger
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posted 12-25-2004 12:52:48 AM
I believe that the one we'll be cooking up tomorrow will be in the 35+ range, and they're always flavourful.
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No, Really. Bite me.

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Nike
Pancake
posted 12-25-2004 01:43:26 AM
We're hopefully going to eat rack of lamb... *drools*

It's wicked good. I cannot wait!

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