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Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 12-24-2004 05:42:30 AM
Don't wait until the last minute to buy shit then bitch when the place is out of what you want.

We opened at five AM with 990 dollars worth of gift certificates. By about six PM, we sold the last one. Every other customer after that wanted some, and thought it was some personal affront that we dare run out of something because they waited until the last day to buy a hundred bucks worth for stocking stuffers.

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 12-24-2004 05:46:45 AM
You have to ask yourself what kind of goober would buy someone a gift certificate for McD's.

But I suppose it's a cheap-o office gift if nearly everyone who works there eats lunch there at least once a week.

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 12-24-2004 05:47:52 AM
quote:
Delphi Aegis's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
You have to ask yourself what kind of goober would buy someone a gift certificate for McD's.

But I suppose it's a cheap-o office gift if nearly everyone who works there eats lunch there at least once a week.


A few hundred thousand goobers, apparently.

They're mostly parents buying five bucks worth to throw in their kid's stocking.

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 12-24-2004 05:49:26 AM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Snoota wrote:
A few hundred thousand goobers, apparently.

They're mostly parents buying five bucks worth to throw in their kid's stocking.


Up until a few minutes ago, I didn't even know McD's sold gift certs.

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 12-24-2004 05:51:09 AM
That's mostly because you're retarded.
Lee Taxx0r
Pancake
posted 12-24-2004 06:03:46 AM
My dad got $20 in mcdonalds gift certificates from some people on his mail route(he's a mailman). He also got a bunch for starbucks and a bunch of random assorted chocolate things which mostly suck.
Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 12-24-2004 07:54:22 AM
The McDonald's I work at is doing a party on the 29th with a gift exchange. I'm getting someone a $5 Gift Certificate to Wendy's.
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Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 12-24-2004 09:17:33 AM
Almost everyone sells gift certificates theses days.

Market research shows that only 20% of gift certificates sold are ever used.

Its free money for the company.

(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 12-24-2004 11:55:32 AM
We had $750 in the damn things a week ago, ran out day before yesterday. Some lady cursed me out on the phone yesterday because I dared sell them to someone else. =(
Gadani
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posted 12-24-2004 12:31:15 PM
quote:
Elvish Crack Piper impressed everyone with:
Almost everyone sells gift certificates theses days.

Market research shows that only 20% of gift certificates sold are ever used.

Its free money for the company.


Shit, when I get gift certificates, I use them.

diadem
eet bugz
posted 12-24-2004 12:34:40 PM
i live next to the shopping heart of this area of the state... the mall and tons of shopping centers. i am not leaving my home today.

quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Gadani was all like:
Shit, when I get gift certificates, I use them.


i still have a k-btoys gift cert from i think.. 1994

diadem fucked around with this message on 12-24-2004 at 12:35 PM.

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Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 12-24-2004 04:11:18 PM
Exactly, as much as you think your going to, its not cash, and there has been a time you've forgotten it.

Last time I got movie credit I just asked the teller to give me cash, and she did. Not sure if thats required as part of the legality, but it was cool.

(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Razor
posted 12-24-2004 04:32:23 PM
At least in Cali, Gift Certs are good for ever regardless of where they were sold. Expiration dates mean nothing out here.
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Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 12-24-2004 07:47:09 PM
quote:
Delphi Aegis wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
You have to ask yourself what kind of goober would buy someone a gift certificate for McD's.

Kids love 'em because a $1 GC is enough to get an ice cream cone or sundae (unless I misremember the prices).

I know some people give them out on Holloween to Trick-or-Treaters.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Private Part
Pancake
posted 12-24-2004 08:54:37 PM
I got a Hot Topic Gift Card... plan on spending it within the next week

Private Part fucked around with this message on 12-24-2004 at 08:54 PM.

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Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 12-25-2004 03:17:05 AM
My boss gave everyone in my department a set of 5 $1 McD's gift certificates. Will be handy for lunch.

Lyinar Ka`Bael fucked around with this message on 12-25-2004 at 03:17 AM.


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