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i cant stand being surrounded by these idiots at school anymore. its just insane what these people do and say. they are so arrogant and self-centered that it is painful and i think my ears actually started bleeding today. so anyways in history class im writing my new masterpiece "Dying in the Shadow of a Rose" (soon to be posted) and i overhear the girl in front of me talking to her two friends. first off let me say this is the kind of girl who is a total poser, shes a fad hopper and couldnt have an original thought if her life depended on it. but anyway, she starts with this highpitched whine: "o im soooo sad, this weekend i have to go visit UT with my family, i wont be able to go to kevin's party! jeez my parents suck"... yah, i thought i was going to throw up too rofl. wow i feel soooo bad for her, i mean her life is so horrible. then she goes on to say "and then today my parents didnt even buy milk so i had to eat my cereal dry" honestly how can she go on with her life? o i know: easily. get your life in perspective before you start complaining within earshot of people who actually suffer. so your parents didn't get milk and are forcing you to go to visit a college campus, big deal. she doesn't know how bad her life could be. try having your parents drink all your coffee everyday before you get any, then force you to make your own lunch, on top of that clean out the kittylitter boxes, take out the trash, and do the dishes? see how bad your life could be? cause thats my crappy life, not yours, so what right do you have to complain? heres a hint: none. lol. and dont think for a second i have any sympathy that you can't go to kevin's kegger where you can pretend to be an intellectual in front of your conceited idiot friends. how can you think your life is possibly bad? its ridiculous and even insulting that you even consider your situation to be horrible. maybe try having the only person you have ever loved in the whole world completely break your heart before talking about how bad your life is going. try waking up everyday with the constant realization that the world doesn't accept you simply because you don't conform to its moronic expectations. i hate people like her, who just blow little stuff out of proportion and go around telling everyone about their "miserable" exsistance just for attention and pity. thats what she is, a pity-whore. people like her deserve no sympathy, yet she gets it from her idiot friends while i am practically bleeding to death right behind her. ughhh the world is totally unfair, namely to me. im going to go work on the poem so i guess im done. ill post again soon.... if i'm still around
It burns! Hahahahahah Pvednes fucked around with this message on 12-23-2004 at 03:48 AM.
Tarquinn fucked around with this message on 12-23-2004 at 04:15 AM.
Edit: In fact that's so awful, I'm going to have to write a poem about it.
I'm scouring this entire journal now in search of the "hey, dumbshits, this is a joke" microtext.
Please, god, let me find it.
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Leopold had this to say about pies:
This has to be a joke.I'm scouring this entire journal now in search of the "hey, dumbshits, this is a joke" microtext.
Please, god, let me find it.
Please, god, let him find it.
I hate kids like that, they think they have somewhat of a grasp on what shit is in life, but they still don't have a clue. I still don't have a clue either, but I'll do my shit and not bitch about it, because I Know it has to be done one way or another. Having a job really gives teenagers a somewhat better perspective on life, well sometimes. Some people are just hopeless.
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BetaTested Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Based on past experiances, I doubt this kind of shit is a joke. How horrible your life is that you have to make your own lunch, and don't get coffee in the morning, and have to clean out the kitty litter boxes and take out the trash. Oh noes, what ever shall you do.I hate kids like that, they think they have somewhat of a grasp on what shit is in life, but they still don't have a clue. I still don't have a clue either, but I'll do my shit and not bitch about it, because I Know it has to be done one way or another. Having a job really gives teenagers a somewhat better perspective on life, well sometimes. Some people are just hopeless.
Yeah, I do all that shit, plus I have a job, plus I'm a full time student.
OMG those poor things. 
Dying in the Shadow of a Rose, by life_is_heartbreak
Sadf. 
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BetaTested had this to say about Pirotess:
Based on past experiances, I doubt this kind of shit is a joke. How horrible your life is that you have to make your own lunch, and don't get coffee in the morning, and have to clean out the kitty litter boxes and take out the trash. Oh noes, what ever shall you do.
Oh my god, how can someone's parents be so CRUEL!? I mean, imparting the skills necessary to survive in society? Such evil unfeeling cretins!
I bet when she grows up, she'll just eat at McD's every day, stockpile coffee, make Fluffy deal with its own shit, and never generate any garbage!
Except, maybe, what comes out of her mouth.
Gunslinger Moogle fucked around with this message on 12-23-2004 at 07:18 PM.
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
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Vallo was listening to Cher while typing:
Don't any of you see the real horror? She had to eat her cereal dry! Oh woe!
I thought it was a he.
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Gadani painfully thought these words up:
I thought it was a he.
He talks about a girl having to eat ceral dry, then makes fun of her four how 'hard her life is' then goes on to say that he has it worse cause he has to do a few 5 minute chores around the house.
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sorry i havent posted recently, but ive been doing decorations for the most poserish of holidays (christmas, in case the lamens couldnt figure it out lol). i am such an individual that i actually hate christmas, but ill go into that at a later date. my dad is actually forcing me to put up lights after i get home from school and also on the weekends. as if my life wasnt busy enough, now i have to come home and put up lights... ughhhhh doesnt he know that i go to school for 7 hours everyday?!?! i work myself to the brink of death and then i come home and he expects me to do work, he doesnt know the hell that i go through. my life is so hard, maybe he should try living it for awhile. o wait, i wouldnt wish my life on anyone cause im sure they wouldnt be able to handle the pain. the world doesnt appreciate me, maybe i should hang myself with the christmas lights to make my dad sorry for forcing me to put them up in the first place. that would show him, then hed be sorry for taking me away from my art. but this school week was terrible. some girl in my english class apparently broke her leg in a car accident. "ooo look at me, i get attention cause i was fortunate enough to be a giant conformist and get hit by a truck after a long night at the poser-bowl (or football game, i get the two confused sometimes)." of course the class feels soooo very bad for her and gives her sooo much attention. meanwhile, im sitting right next to her but no one notices the fact that my heart is bleeding and i am practically drowing on a mix of blood and tears. im sure if my chest exploded cause of this pain inside at that moment people would just search my pockets for a pen to sign her cast. my heart is shattered, but i guess they dont make a cast for that, so people will never know the extent of my torment. everyone is giving the pity-whore so much attention, cant they see that i am really the one in pain, im the genous artist who will change the world with my words alone. whatever, im going to be the one who puts my mark on the planet, im the one who people will remember. i'm not some nobody who happened to get her poser mustang smashed by some old lady or one of those conceited jocks who think they are the "shiznite" or whatever the idiotic conformists say (i dunno, i dont hang out in moron-cental/foodcourt). well im sleepy, but i figured id leave you with my new poem. this one is good, a true work of art. ill post again soon... if i'm still around
I on my average week day I go to school for 5 hours a day, then to work for another 6-8 hours. When I come home, I'm fuck ass tired, but I'll still clean my room or take out the trash without bitching about it. I want to beat this shit silly if he's halfway serious about this garbage.
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i am such an individual that i actually hate christmas
woe
I am laughing so hard I have pissed myself.
It's not something people hear about.
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Nobody really understood why Razor wrote:
I think we need to clense the gene pool a little more.
I'll get the chlorine tablets.
55555 GOLDEN MANBABIES!!
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maybe i should hang myself with the christmas lights to make my dad sorry for forcing me to put them up in the first place.
DO IT!
I'm sure that, after living such a wretched life, burning in Hell for all eternity will be an absolute pleasure for you, won't it?
If it was, we'd all be sucked into a black hole of misery.
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the internet is not for complaining about such minute stuff, no one cares about how hard you think your life is because the store sold out of 50 cent albums. o yah, finally comparing your life to another persons to make it seem that you have it worse is really cool..... NOT. roflmao. i got an idea: drink some coffee, try to be more mature like me, stop wallowing in underserved self pity and do something productive.
Fake.
If the ridiculous crying emo picture of himself is not enough, it's just plain ridiculuous. This is obviously a joke.
AHAHAHA this is going to be great.
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Puggy thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
HOLY SHIT. I figured out the kids password. I now control the whole blog ROFL. Im changing the password now but what should I write in it?AHAHAHA this is going to be great.
Express a love for showtunes and upbeat Europop
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Check out the big brain on Puggy!
Everyone read the entry I just wrote.
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Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
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Puggy had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Everyone read the entry I just wrote.
ROFL (LOL!)
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Gunslinger Moogle thought about the meaning of life:
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Haha, was it too much? We're trying to make him look as bad as possible here... 
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Everyone wondered WTF when Puggy wrote:
Haha, was it too much? We're trying to make him look as bad as possible here...
I coulda done without the whole thing about the dude's cock and stuff...the phrase "My heart is bleeding like a squashed jelly donut" is the best, though.
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
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Puggy wrote this stupid crap:
Haha, was it too much?
Yet at the same time, not enough
Awesomesauce.
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Check out the big brain on Gunslinger Moogle!
I coulda done without the whole thing about the dude's cock and stuff...the phrase "My heart is bleeding like a squashed jelly donut" is the best, though.
Haha, yeah I think I should take that out, it pretty much makes it unbelievable and we still want some people to take it seriously. XD
