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Topic: Charmin. WTF?
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 12-21-2004 05:19:46 PM
Am I the only one who's just plain creeped out by Charmin's commercials these days? You know, with the dancing, shitting bears?
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-21-2004 05:21:57 PM
CH-CH-CH-CH CHARMIN!

leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 12-21-2004 05:27:47 PM
Myself and my flatmates find them incredibly funny. Not quite hilarious, but funny nonetheless.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 12-21-2004 05:28:06 PM
It's just answering the old question: does a bear shit the woods?

Of course, it was a rhetorical question...

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Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 12-21-2004 05:35:52 PM
I find the Charmin bears less disturbing then lets say.. the Snuggle Bear. He's gotten nasty these days.

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Pancake
posted 12-21-2004 05:54:14 PM
quote:
Zephyer Kyuukaze obviously shouldn't have said:
Am I the only one who's just plain creeped out by Charmin's commercials these days? You know, with the dancing, shitting bears?

At least it's not the old freak in the grocery store.

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
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Suddar
posted 12-21-2004 06:13:30 PM
Yeah, I never really wanted to associate my toilet paper with shitting bears.

Thanks Charmin.

Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 12-21-2004 06:16:40 PM
quote:
Suddar wrote this stupid crap:
Yeah, I never really wanted to associate my toilet paper with shitting bears.

Thanks Charmin.


I never wanted to associate my TV watching with shitting bears.

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Maradon!
posted 12-21-2004 07:10:21 PM
They would be funnier if they made loud farting noises and other sounds of defecation
Kael
Whistlepig
posted 12-21-2004 08:43:23 PM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
It's just answering the old question: does the Pope shit the woods?
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 12-21-2004 09:07:50 PM
[Cesar Vialpando]Why do you keep asking me that? I don't know.[/Cesar Vialpando]
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 12-22-2004 11:16:22 AM
I have to admit, I find them a tad disturbing.
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Pancake
posted 12-22-2004 11:34:09 AM
I think they are stupid commercials. And I am certain that a bear needs much more toilet paper than 3 sheets after they have a bowel movement... even if it is Charmin.
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posted 12-22-2004 11:47:28 AM
quote:
Nike had this to say about Captain Planet:
I think they are stupid commercials. And I am certain that a bear needs much more toilet paper than 3 sheets after they have a bowel movement... even if it is Charmin.

Nah. 'ya see, bears are gassy little bastards, with fairly solid bowel movements. Nature's mortar cannon, they are. Three sheets are more than enough to clean up the little bit that remains.

Now, if you're the target unfortanute enough to be hit by one, THEN you need alot more than three sheets. Trust me on this, I speak from personal experience.

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posted 12-22-2004 11:53:28 AM
quote:
See, your Zaile Ghostmaker means your hair. So technically it's true.
Now, if you're the target unfortanute enough to be hit by one, THEN you need alot more than three sheets. Trust me on this, I speak from personal experience.
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