Of course, it was a rhetorical question...
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Zephyer Kyuukaze obviously shouldn't have said:
Am I the only one who's just plain creeped out by Charmin's commercials these days? You know, with the dancing, shitting bears?
At least it's not the old freak in the grocery store.
Thanks Charmin.
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Suddar wrote this stupid crap:
Yeah, I never really wanted to associate my toilet paper with shitting bears.Thanks Charmin.
I never wanted to associate my TV watching with shitting bears.
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Karnaj had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
It's just answering the old question: does the Pope shit the woods?
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Nike had this to say about Captain Planet:
I think they are stupid commercials. And I am certain that a bear needs much more toilet paper than 3 sheets after they have a bowel movement... even if it is Charmin.
Nah. 'ya see, bears are gassy little bastards, with fairly solid bowel movements. Nature's mortar cannon, they are. Three sheets are more than enough to clean up the little bit that remains.
Now, if you're the target unfortanute enough to be hit by one, THEN you need alot more than three sheets. Trust me on this, I speak from personal experience.
It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.
quote:That's just what we all wanted to hear in the morning.
See, your Zaile Ghostmaker means your hair. So technically it's true.
Now, if you're the target unfortanute enough to be hit by one, THEN you need alot more than three sheets. Trust me on this, I speak from personal experience.