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Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 12-19-2004 09:24:59 AM
The attention whoring post to RULE THEM ALL.

Anyways, here's how it goes. We have had plenty of "Insult me", "Praise me" and "Insult me or Praise me!" threads in the past, and it has usually been jolly fun for most. So, we are now offering the chance to get a good gauge of what people really think about you. In this thread, upon posting, you will be appraised by both me and Parcelan, rather polar opposites in worldviews, and given a tally of between one and five meatballs or puppies depending on how we gauge your general merits as a person.

We will not engage in venomous attacks or flaming or the like, but we will be honest if we dislike you, so take heed. We will also, naturally, only reply with our own opinion of you.

So, have you always wondered how you are seen by european lie-berals and/or redneck conservatives?

Wonder no more!

Zaza fucked around with this message on 12-19-2004 at 09:25 AM.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-19-2004 09:26:17 AM
I'm using the puppies
Sean
posted 12-19-2004 09:26:33 AM
You two are just a regular Regis and Kathy Lee, aren't you?

Which one is the bitch that employs immigrants in sweatshops?

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Aaron (the good one)
posted 12-19-2004 09:31:27 AM
Sean, It's Regis and Kelly now.

God get with the times

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Sean
posted 12-19-2004 09:32:51 AM
I don't watch network television before 9pm.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 12-19-2004 09:52:29 AM
I exist! I can't prove it, but it's true!

Impending doom in 5... 4... 3...

Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-19-2004 10:14:00 AM
Since I'm going to bed soon, I thought I'd start things rolling.

Sean: I like Sean. Speaking with some bias, I think he balances himself perfectly on the social scale. He can make jokes and take jokes, as well as serve as a source of good advice and general good will.

I give Sean [Invalid image tag]

Delidgamond: A rather average fellow with a few points on which I disagree with him on that he can get a tad angry about. He's very rarely detrimental to society and can be quite helpful at times.

I give Delidgamond [Invalid image tag]

Doc: Regrettably, my fondest memories of Doc are ones that involve him not being around. He has a rather stale sense of humor that isn't all that funny, though to all appearances, he seems to think it is. He rarely contributes to the community in any way and, in older times, made a habit of picking fights with people as a way to get attention. In short, Doc is just "there". Not a very outstanding member.

I give Doc

Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 12-19-2004 10:18:01 AM
Right now, morbid curiousity outweighs apprehension.



moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 12-19-2004 10:24:01 AM
Oh my gosh, me me me I need to be validated.
Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 12-19-2004 10:24:53 AM
This may be downright informative...or it could be a trainwreck. Either way, it'll be worthwhile. Thanks duders. ;p
Tatsukaze
wants Kloie's mom OH SO BAD
posted 12-19-2004 10:24:59 AM
wow
Caid '5 Fists' Berrit
I've had a few beers but I'm cool to drive
posted 12-19-2004 10:42:44 AM
hello guys
'But if I had a shotgun you know what I'd do?
I'd point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heavan on down for you'

Bradley Nowell
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 12-19-2004 10:42:52 AM
rar?
-Yuri-
Pancake
posted 12-19-2004 11:16:29 AM
I want puppies!
Sean
posted 12-19-2004 11:28:18 AM
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Noxhil
Pancake
posted 12-19-2004 11:37:46 AM
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 12-19-2004 11:41:02 AM
Okay, I'm curious.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 12-19-2004 12:03:55 PM
wait what
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 12-19-2004 12:32:28 PM
I have no merits!

Or.... do I? DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN!!


Nah, probably not.

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 12-19-2004 12:49:05 PM
Did you know Sony named a female ratonga with a cheating husband after you?


Her name is ZaZa


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Arrenn Lightblade
Yes. Yes he is.
posted 12-19-2004 01:08:25 PM
Meatballs > Puppies.
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 12-19-2004 01:08:59 PM
Haay, sup guys?
Demos
Pancake
posted 12-19-2004 01:21:35 PM
quote:
Lyinar Ka`Bael's fortune cookie read:
Did you know Sony named a female ratonga with a cheating husband after you?


Her name is ZaZa


I laughed entirely too hard when I saw that NPC in temple street

"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Goma
Pancake
posted 12-19-2004 01:37:07 PM
I like how this thread works. Include me in one of your evaluations, please.
Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 12-19-2004 01:57:31 PM
I win.
"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 12-19-2004 03:16:07 PM
Ares
posted 12-19-2004 03:41:39 PM
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 12-19-2004 03:42:05 PM
Sean:

I hate you too. You more or less know my opinion on you, so I'll settle for echoing Parcelan's grade.





Delidgamond:

Eh. It's hard for me to formulate my opinion about you. You can be a cool guy, but at the same time, you seem to have the ability to be quite an asshole for no particular reason. Thus, I give you:



Doc:

Shrug. You're a pretty uninteresting guy, all in all. Not precisely annoying or anything, just not a very productive member of society. Ease up on the D&D and well, try to be a little more in touch with people around you.


Gunslinger Mooogle:

You're a-ok in my book. No particular flaws as a poster, but no real outstanding things either. Maybe if you got past the Moogle schtick, you'd stand out a little more as a person.



Liam:

You're a cool dude and a really good person. You've shed a lot of the angst and anxiety you used to drag around, and all in all, you're good to be around. Speed Freaks also suck. fyi.





Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 12-19-2004 03:43:50 PM
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 12-19-2004 04:04:32 PM
Alidane:

I've never had any problems with you. Unless I missed something major, you seem to add to the forum, all in all.


Tatsukaze:

Hm. You used to be pretty annoying and dramatic, but I can't say I've really noticed you in quite some times, so you must have improved. No beef here though, average grade.


Caid:

You could probably do well to increase the average length of posts, from the impression I've gotten of you. Internet catchphrases aren't that awesome, after all. Either way, another average.


Pvednes:

You sir, are a nice and knowledgeable person. You seem to take debates seriously and is generally a pleasant and often informed poster. High score with an alligator on top:



Yuri:

I sat down and thought for five minutes, but nothing you've done really stands out, bad or good. Join the file of averages to the left, please.


Noxhil:

You're an OK poster normally, but waaaaay too often get into debates with an aggressive lack of knowledge and inability to back down. Cool down a little or stay out of the arguments.

Tarquinn:

You're one of the people on the forums that I like but don't really know. From all I've seen though, you're all fun, no trouble. The effect if you stopped posting would be entirely detrimental. Except that I could steal your beer.



Aury:

I hovered a bit on this one, wheter to give you a two or three. In all seriousness, you've been immensely annoying in past posts, what with ´the furry persecution complex and friends that would fit right in primetime TV, but that seems to mostly be left behind nowadays. For this reason, I believe you deserve:


Khyron:

You know, you'd be a lot lot more enjoyable to be around if you didn't make such an enormous deal out of (almost) every new game you play. "HOLY SHIT GUYS LOOK AT 94 SCREENSHOTS FROM THIS GAME THA- ooh hey, is that Rampage Elephant 5 they just released?" gets old eventually. This despite, I don't think you're without merits, just try to connect a little better with people around you.

Lyinar:

Yeah, I heard that. I had a pretty good laugh over it, actually. Anyways, we've had our share of both friendship and bitter fighting in the past, but now that you've calmed down and stopped taking things so seriously, you're mostly cool in my book, depending on which you is posting.


Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 12-19-2004 04:14:02 PM
Arrenn:

Thank you for growing older. You were pretty obnoxious a few years ago. You seem to be a pretty balanced kid now. Keep using your head.


Demos:

A few shitty arguments and all the FPS drama threads you were in really pull your score down in my eyes. Nothin' lately though, so maybe you deserve a higher score nowadays. Time will tell.

Goma:

Hmm. You probably haven't posted enough, or I haven't read enough, to really form an opinion on you. Even when you used to hang around Liam in the channels all the time, I didn't get to form much of an opinion about your person. To the left.


Azakias:

You're a good and responsible person from what I've seen, that might do well to ease up and try to get a brighter view of life. I think you're well fit for the military, and wish you luck. Just remember to have fun while you're still young.


Xyrra:

Who said that?

OK, seriously, you're coo'. Maybe a little bitter at times, but life does that to some people. It is, however, never too late to be happy, so don't let people drag you down.


TheOriginalZane
Pancake
posted 12-19-2004 04:15:23 PM
I don't want to know what I am. Just saying hi.
The worst member of EC.
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Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 12-19-2004 04:23:06 PM
Missed a few:

Vorbis:

You're a clever kid with a good sense of humor and social ability to the 10th level. Still looking at being a linguist? Either way, I think you'll do fine in life, just as long as you pursue what you're interested in.



Ares

I like you. You're a talented artist, but beyond that, you're a good and very genuine person. I think it would be really hard for anyone to really dislike you. Just try to be less self-conscious, don't let other people run your life.


Trillee:

Hm. To be honest, you can be pretty annoying. Unlike some people, I don't mind or care if you worship a floating cat crystal, you've just made a bad impression on me with some sensational drama in the past. Ease up.

Leopold
Porn maniac
posted 12-19-2004 04:54:38 PM
I'm morbidly curious. Misanthrope me.
"Leopold said it best. This is one of the few times someone besides me is right." -Mr. Parcelan
Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 12-19-2004 04:58:23 PM
I'm scared, and frightened.
My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 12-19-2004 05:16:20 PM

no black and white in blue

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Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 12-19-2004 05:19:01 PM
One cannot help but to be curious.
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-19-2004 05:21:05 PM
Yeah alright, why not.
Willias
Pancake
posted 12-19-2004 05:21:28 PM
I honestly do not know what to put in this post. Am simply curious to know what people think of me.

Willias fucked around with this message on 12-19-2004 at 05:22 PM.

Suddar
posted 12-19-2004 05:37:22 PM
I hope I'm not too late.
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