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Topic: There is humor to be found here.
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 12-03-2004 05:22:19 AM
This might be old, but I'll be damned if it's not the funniest thing I've heard in quite some time.


Possibly nsfw.

Aury fucked around with this message on 12-03-2004 at 05:41 AM.

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 12-03-2004 06:04:54 AM
I have no idea what that's from, but I giggled.

I can just imagine Muppets-esque felt kidmonsters singing that.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 12-03-2004 06:16:58 AM
Yea, I chuckled.

For porn.

Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 12-03-2004 06:20:02 AM
I got the mental image of Ms. Piggy, Animal, Bunsen, and one other muppet whose name escapes me singing that.
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 12-03-2004 12:50:01 PM
Comedy freakin' gold.
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 12-03-2004 12:58:37 PM
OMFG!
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 12-03-2004 01:10:13 PM
SAVED!

that was damn funny.

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 12-03-2004 02:20:53 PM
Avenue Q is hysterical in it's entirety.

Personal favorite - "What do you do with a B.A. in English?"

Xyrra fucked around with this message on 12-03-2004 at 02:43 PM.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 12-03-2004 03:40:46 PM
I have a B.S. in English.

Seems somehow fitting, to me.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Ryuujin
posted 12-03-2004 06:53:30 PM
Grab your dick and double click for PORN PORN POOOORN.

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 12-03-2004 09:30:33 PM
I found something funny! I FOUND SOMETHING FUNNY!


wow. after so many failed attempts.. *sniff*

Gork
Pancake
posted 12-03-2004 10:04:05 PM
Me up all night hugging me horn...

rock on.

Another Unsolved Mystery is goin' down in history.
BacardiMunch
Wise enough not to pee on the electric fence?
posted 12-04-2004 12:00:41 AM
I had the chance to see this musical while it's still on Broadway.

HO-LEE Shit

When she says "Normal people do not sit at home and look at porn on the internet!" He just turned to the audience with the puppet and shook his head.
The audience died for a solid 2 minutes.

Ian Benjamin
Pancake
posted 12-04-2004 12:03:45 AM
What was the name of the musical?
Ian Benjamin
(MJER)

Everything ever taught to you by Jim Bob of Billy Bob's Black Belt Emporium is a lie. Now, tie your obi UNDER the hakama and try again.

Gork
Pancake
posted 12-04-2004 12:29:51 AM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Xyrra:
Avenue Q is hysterical in it's entirety.

Personal favorite - "What do you do with a B.A. in English?"



Avenue Q apparently.

Gork fucked around with this message on 12-04-2004 at 12:30 AM.

Another Unsolved Mystery is goin' down in history.
Ian Benjamin
Pancake
posted 12-04-2004 12:45:54 AM
quote:
Gork stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Avenue Q apparently.

Oh... duh.

Ian Benjamin
(MJER)

Everything ever taught to you by Jim Bob of Billy Bob's Black Belt Emporium is a lie. Now, tie your obi UNDER the hakama and try again.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 12-04-2004 12:48:11 AM
Anybody got any more of this Avenue Q stuff?
Ian Benjamin
Pancake
posted 12-04-2004 01:02:21 AM
http://www.avenueq.com/videoclips.html
Ian Benjamin
(MJER)

Everything ever taught to you by Jim Bob of Billy Bob's Black Belt Emporium is a lie. Now, tie your obi UNDER the hakama and try again.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 12-04-2004 01:35:30 AM
quote:
Ian Benjamin impressed everyone with:
http://www.avenueq.com/videoclips.html

I refuse to download Real Media ever ever again. Ever.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-04-2004 03:20:43 AM
Why do I keep imagining myself and Kat singing this as a duo, with her smacking me with an oversized frying pan at the end?
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 12-04-2004 07:39:12 AM
quote:
Mortious had this to say about Cuba:
Why do I keep imagining myself and Kat singing this as a duo, with her smacking me with an oversized frying pan at the end?

Because people think about stuff that turns them on.

Alaan
posted 12-04-2004 07:09:03 PM
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough was listening to Cher while typing:
I refuse to download Real Media ever ever again. Ever.

Get either Real Alternative or Media Player Classic(This plays real, quicktime, .avi, about everything).

Edit: though real media does generally stink.

Alaan fucked around with this message on 12-04-2004 at 07:09 PM.

Ares
posted 12-04-2004 10:38:50 PM
I was going to see Avenue Q on Broadway last April, but it was too expensive.
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