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Pancake
posted 12-01-2004 01:22:40 PM
Oh the comicalness of those wacky japanese

I laughed fairly hard at this

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-01-2004 03:18:47 PM
So, in Japan, if you call a black woman a grandma she'll body slam you then have sex with you?

Neat.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 12-01-2004 03:41:17 PM
Yes, and then you'll fall in love with Kenyan "it".
"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
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Kermitov
Pancake
posted 12-01-2004 05:40:09 PM
It was troubled, I have no two forked penis
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Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 12-01-2004 06:23:52 PM
AHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAH


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

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Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 12-01-2004 06:56:14 PM
This is 4000 years of history of china!
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Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 12-01-2004 07:00:10 PM
UTAMARO!
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
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Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 12-01-2004 07:06:21 PM
Never have I seen a Japanese person fly out of their pants as fast I did there.
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Steven Steve
posted 12-01-2004 08:30:49 PM
quote:
Lyinar Ka`Bael attempted to be funny by writing:
AHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAH

Quite so

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 12-01-2004 09:20:22 PM
Tom: Ha! I don't in a technique to that extent.

Mukami: A-ha? So, if it is this, how isn't it? (Rellelelelellelrrrrrrr...)

Tom: No. Nooooooooo!!

Had me laughing til my side hurt.

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
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Mr. Gainsborough
posted 12-01-2004 10:26:57 PM
^^^^
Rinaka of Malfurion
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