now i know most of you are going to be like "that's not really that funny" or "thats retarted" but i don't care. I thought they were pretty funny.
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I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word 'dude.' "Dude, these are isotopes." "Dude, we removed your kidney. You're gonna be fine." "Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize"Whenever I investigate a smell, I find that the answer is always bad. It's never: "What is that? *sniff* muffins!"
I use this product called "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter." Because sometimes when I'm eating toast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable.
'Sort of' is such a harmless thing to say. Sort of. It's just a filler. Sort of - it doesn't really mean anything. But after certain things, sort of means everything. Like after "I love you" or "You're going to live."
If I had to describe a banana, I would use the words delicious and challenging. Whenever I try to spell banana, it makes me feel stupid. Cause I don't know when to end it. I'm like, how many nas are on this thing? Bana - keep going. Bananana - damn!
If anyone can find any of his videos or anything please post them.. this guy is hilarious
