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Kamikaze Flying Squirrel
Pancake
posted 11-17-2004 07:06:02 PM

(Hint hint...here you all post whatever you think was a great line from anything Robin Williams did...don't be shy)
Last time I mixed letters with numbers I got indigestion.
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Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 11-17-2004 07:25:53 PM
You get that picture from the DVD of his HBO standup, right?

Golf skit > all.

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
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Demos
Pancake
posted 11-17-2004 07:33:16 PM
Now I'm listening to him do standup on Broadway. OMG abso-fucking-lutely hilarious!
"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 11-17-2004 08:00:22 PM
quote:
Azakias had this to say about Duck Tales:
You get that picture from the DVD of his HBO standup, right?

Golf skit > all.

"Aye, tha's it! We'll call it a stroke, because every time you swing you feel like you're gonna fuckin' DIE!"

One of my favorite comedic skits EVER

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Kamikaze Flying Squirrel
Pancake
posted 11-17-2004 08:00:29 PM
Hokay! So, Imma take this ball, and I whack it inna gofer hole.

Ya mean like pool?

Nah, FUCK off pool! I'd do it with a little fucked up piece of wood!

Last time I mixed letters with numbers I got indigestion.
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Private Part
Pancake
posted 11-17-2004 08:06:00 PM
"Oh so they have to make it in one hole? FUCK NO! Make it Eighteen Times!"
One by one, the penguins
steal my sanity
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Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 11-17-2004 08:07:04 PM
" 'Hey Bob, how ya doin'?'
'Oh, not bad, just a little anal leakage'
'Uh, could you get out of the pool, Bob?' "
Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
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Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 11-17-2004 09:29:38 PM
Hey man - I got water. And if you want it cold? I got ice, muthafucka.
Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 11-17-2004 10:49:03 PM
quote:
Azakias is attacking the darkness!
You get that picture from the DVD of his HBO standup, right?

Golf skit > all.

Kay
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.
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BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 11-18-2004 12:05:05 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Sentow, Maybe was all like:
Hey man - I got water. And if you want it cold? I got ice, muthafucka.

BEST ONE EVER!!!


lol, but I remember grade twelve when All I said was "fuck croquet!"

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
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Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 11-18-2004 12:15:42 AM
"And the Martians weren't little green fellas either. They were 8 feet tall and black and they were pissed off. I remember when President Carter came on TV and said 'Thank you very much you're on your own goodnight!".
Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
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Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 11-18-2004 12:51:47 AM
"Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.

*looks down at the floor*

in a canadian accent. Ay, keep it down."

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
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Demos
Pancake
posted 11-18-2004 01:37:11 AM
"There is only one animal who can tell you if she is happy and wants to mate. That is Cocoa, the silverback gorilla. She saw me, the blue-eyed simian, she was intrigued, she said to her trainer, "Ooh ooh"

"What does that mean?"

"She wants you to lift your shirt"

"I lift my shirt, she reaches out and grabs both my nipples. And when an 800 pound gorillas got you by the tits...you listen!

And then a fun thing happened, cuz my balls went "Somebody wants to play! Should we go to phase 2?"

"NO! DO NOT GO TO PHASE 2! I REPEAT! DO NOT GO TO LIFTOFF! This may feel like a human, but notice the placement of the thumbs, this is not a human! Do not go to phase 2! Warning! Warning!

But she must have sensed something, because she grabs me by the hands and starts to take me in the back, and its like I'm expecting the crocodile hunter to walk out and go "Oh croikey! She wants to fuck his brains out! Watch out boys and girls, danger danger danger! This could be like the time I put my finger in that crocs [something] - it was BAD NEWS!

But part of me went, "Could be fun. Make a great story for a bar.

Guys are goin "I had a wild night in Vegas" "Yeah? Well I banged a gorilla. Where's everyone goin?"

And you don't want that late night phonecall, like RING! "Hello?" "Ooh ooh ooh!"

"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
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Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 11-18-2004 01:51:13 AM
At wonderland, it says you must be this hig to ride Micheal.
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
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