However, I'd like to take a minute to attention whore for a bit and just ask you folks that know me and maybe even give a damn about me to just spend some time out of your day and cheer me up a bit. I could really use it.
So there, an apology and a request.
-ed! ^.^<hugs Bajah and feeds him a cookie>
you buddy Soldar fucked around with this message on 11-17-2004 at 12:41 PM.
I have much 
for you!
My computer is brokeded, but I will steal time on UBT's so I can read them a few times a day.
You have always been a shoulder for me, it's my turn! Although you have to bend down some, cause you are like the Jolly Green Giant!
Hmm.. what would cheer you up?
I know! This morning when we were feeding the kittens, UBT turns to me and said, "omg.. Woody is getting a nutsack"
quote:
Nae obviously shouldn't have said:
You have always been a shoulder for me, it's my turn! Although you have to bend down some, cause you are like the Jolly Green Giant!
Nae is t.e.h short? 
Bajah isn't *that* tall... Well, I'm a Texan so I'm a bit biased on the height thing (and I feel kinda short at 6'... Most of the men in my family are 6'2" or taller... I'm a runt)
Bad new around the holidays always sucks. Seems to take some of the joy out of the festivities and such. You know we're here though if you need to talk or anything. You've given quite a bit the community at large and we know there's a big there.
quote:
Nae attempted to be funny by writing:
I'm not that short, I am 5'8" or so. Bajah just seemed to tower over me when I met him the last couple of times.
Ah... Yeah, at 5'8" that would give him a 7" difference (You're 6'3" aren't you, Bajah?) which can be quite large...
At least he's not 7' or something. How would you hug him then?
quote:Arms around the midsection, head sideways, same as a kid hugging a parent.
Ninety-nine bottles of /dev/null on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of /dev/null...
Ah... Yeah, at 5'8" that would give him a 7" difference (You're 6'3" aren't you, Bajah?) which can be quite large...At least he's not 7' or something.
How would you hug him then?
quote:
Kennatsu had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
I don't know what happened, but I'll lend you a shoulder if you need it
Or.. I could dance.
But, really now, nobody wants to see that.
Hon... 
You know you can come talk to me...
But you are a 
person, from what I've seen.
I'm not looking for someone to lean on or talk to.. just looking for some cheering up.
Even if I'm always going to see you as a halfling druid.
And even though you're not looking for anyone to lean on, I'll say it anyway. You can count me on that list of people who're making themselves available for you if you need them.
A lemming walks into a bar. And then another one. And then another one. And then another one...
need more?...
Two fonts walk into a bar. The barman says "sorry, we don't serve your type in here."
okay.. one more..
What'd the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt.
I hope this doesn't seem totally "invalid" coming from me, because I mean it just the same.
And now, for the cheering up:
HOW TO DIAL OUT
1) Dial 9.
2) Wait for a beeping sound. Hang up again.
3) When the phone rings, pick up receiver.
4) Dial 1-800-555-1982. Listen to the sound of phone company solenoids switching. Relaxing, isn't it?
5) When Shanghai operator answers, press phone cradel buttons.
6) [b]Nothing will happen.
7) Face East, cross yourself thrice while muttering "jadoo, jadoo, jadoo." Then press them again, with feeling.
8) Dial 22-digit Satellite Code Number.
9) Dial your Social Security Number.
10) Multiply by your age and divide by 5. Dial resulting number.
11) Pray fervently to whatever Gods there may be.
12) If a man answers, hang up and repeat steps 1 - 12.
13) A female voice will ask, "Is this the party to whom I am speaking?" Your reply should be, "Do you have Sir Walter Raleigh in a can?"
14) You will be transfered to "Gustave". Ask no questions, but tell him anythinghe wants to know. (Do not let him know you are shocked.) Dial the number he gives you and hang up.
15) Your phone will ring. Ask for John Lennon. A voice will reply, "The Walrus was Paul." You reply, "Paul is dead." YOu will then be put on hold. Whatever you do, for God's sake don't hang up! It could be extremely dangerous.
16) A hollow, inflectionless, rather mechanical voice will come on the line and ask for your date of birth and favorite color. Do not answer truthfully. (Ignore the odd clicks and static while this information is being processed.)
17) You will be issued a 10-digit Universal Access Code. Write it down quickly, it will not be repeated.
18) Using your Universal Access Code, dial your own number. A voice will answer and ask for John Lennon. You say, "The Walrus was Paul" The voice will reply, "Paul is dead." Put the line on hold.
19) After a few minutes, imitate a hollow, inflectionless, rather mechanical-sounding voice and ask for date of birth and favorite color. Tap the receiver and crinkle cellophane paper nearby to imitate a few seconds of static. Then rattle off a 10-digit number and hang up.
20) Dial 9.
