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Topic: Happy Birthday, Sweety!
Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 11-17-2004 03:04:27 AM
Happy birthday, Ditty (ArchAngel here)! You're legal!

Try not to have too much fun.

I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 11-17-2004 03:06:25 AM
Well, all that's left to do now is decide what my first alcoholic drink is going to be.
"What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?" -Dream, Sandman
"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave." -Death, Sandman
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot." Dream, Sandman
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Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 11-17-2004 03:10:00 AM
Raspberry Schnapps is good.
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Demos
Pancake
posted 11-17-2004 03:30:55 AM
You'd probably like the drink my date had at this bar Saturday...it was some white chocolate thing. Really really good. Mine drink was decent and unique. Stinger (brandy + creme de menthe).
"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
TheOriginalZane
Pancake
posted 11-17-2004 03:32:02 AM
Apple martini. Hands down best drink you will ever have, If made correctly.
The worst member of EC.
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ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 11-17-2004 03:35:01 AM
Anything with a whole lot of sugar in it is prettymuch out, by the way.
"What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?" -Dream, Sandman
"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave." -Death, Sandman
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot." Dream, Sandman
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Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 11-17-2004 03:40:35 AM
Diabeticia and Alcohol isnt too good, or do you just not like sweets?

Happy 21st.

(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 11-17-2004 03:41:25 AM
Diabetic. But, I can have sugar as long as I balance it out... I just don't want a shitload.
"What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?" -Dream, Sandman
"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave." -Death, Sandman
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot." Dream, Sandman
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Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 11-17-2004 03:45:23 AM

HAPPYBIRTHDAY!!

ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 11-17-2004 03:48:49 AM
"What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?" -Dream, Sandman
"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave." -Death, Sandman
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot." Dream, Sandman
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Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 11-17-2004 04:41:02 AM
Happy birthday!
My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 11-17-2004 04:55:16 AM
Drink a white russian.
"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Gadani
U
posted 11-17-2004 07:59:28 AM
Happy birthday.
Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 11-17-2004 09:25:55 AM
Yay! Happy Birthday DittyDo!

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 11-17-2004 09:28:31 AM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when ArchAngel wrote:
Well, all that's left to do now is decide what my first alcoholic drink is going to be.

Go with a beer.

Keep the stronger stuff for later.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Kaglaaz How'ler
Pancake
posted 11-17-2004 09:47:41 AM
Fun drinks for drunken nights:

Muff Diver: A shot of Baileys Irish Cream is hidden in a bowl or large margarita glass with a pile of whipped cream. The subject of this drink cannot use thier hands to find the shot glass and must wrap thier lips around the shot and down it, once found. Note, even more fun if the Baileys is poured into a willing females navel and covered over with whipped cream. The subject then has to wear a blindfold.

Belfast Car Bomb: half a glass of Guinness with no head to it at all. A shot of half Baileys and half Bushmans Irish Whiskey is dropped, shot glass and all into the Guinness, the Guinness turns to all foam immediately. The glass is siezed and downed very quickly before it makes a mess all over the place.

Kaglaaz How'ler fucked around with this message on 11-17-2004 at 09:48 AM.

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Mr. Gainsborough
posted 11-17-2004 10:08:34 AM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Alek:
Drink a white russian.

I'd rather eat a white russian.

Happy birthday, ArchAngel

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-17-2004 10:32:52 AM
Happy Birthday!

Tequila, straight up. It's better to have it at the beginning of the night than when you're already hammered. Trust me.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 11-17-2004 10:53:47 AM
quote:
Karnaj's fortune cookie read:
Happy Birthday!

Tequila, straight up. It's better to have it at the beginning of the night than when you're already hammered. Trust me.


Well, I am pretty close to a convenient source, heh.

"What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?" -Dream, Sandman
"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave." -Death, Sandman
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot." Dream, Sandman
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Sean
posted 11-17-2004 11:49:20 AM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Tequila, straight up. It's better to have it at the beginning of the night than when you're already hammered. Trust me.

You've gotta think of your stomach as a party, all the drinks as guests, and vomit as the bouncer..

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 11-17-2004 02:44:53 PM
Happy Birthday, 'coon.
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 11-17-2004 04:27:51 PM
Happy Birthday, Ditty!
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Norim Stumpfighter
Milkmaid
posted 11-17-2004 04:56:03 PM

there you go, happy birthday... now no more threads about the NSFW =P

Sean
posted 11-17-2004 06:19:37 PM
quote:
Norim Stumpfighter enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
[xIMG]http://greg78:qwerty@www.blondeisland.com/members/gallery/09/image004.jpg[/IMG]

Jesus, Christ almighty. That is the ugliest thing I have ever seen masqueraded as porn.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Norim Stumpfighter
Milkmaid
posted 11-17-2004 06:28:55 PM
yah, i thought so too =P

good porn is saved for your bachelor party, duh

Norim Stumpfighter fucked around with this message on 11-17-2004 at 06:30 PM.

ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 11-17-2004 06:36:02 PM
Probably best that I can't see the image then... I'm sorta supprised Mort didn't fill the thread with stuff. *hint hint?*
"What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?" -Dream, Sandman
"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave." -Death, Sandman
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot." Dream, Sandman
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Norim Stumpfighter
Milkmaid
posted 11-17-2004 06:56:18 PM
dont worry, you're not missing much... infact i even blocked the picture on my browser so i didnt have to look at it everytime i posted to this thread =P

what's your type? i'll find you a "bachelor party" worthy pic =P *cause my wife is gone* =P

ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 11-17-2004 07:16:04 PM
quote:
Norim Stumpfighter had this to say about John Romero:
dont worry, you're not missing much... infact i even blocked the picture on my browser so i didnt have to look at it everytime i posted to this thread =P

what's your type? i'll find you a "bachelor party" worthy pic =P *cause my wife is gone* =P


This ought to answer the question.

"What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?" -Dream, Sandman
"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave." -Death, Sandman
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot." Dream, Sandman
Full sigpic image
Norim Stumpfighter
Milkmaid
posted 11-17-2004 07:20:17 PM
ok, so i clicked on the first one... apparently you like sexy female Gnolls in bikinis... got it.... uh, wait...wtf
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 11-17-2004 07:22:23 PM
quote:
ArchAngel had this to say:
I'm sorta supprised Mort didn't fill the thread with stuff. *hint hint?*

Private Part
Pancake
posted 11-17-2004 08:26:15 PM
Happy Birthday!
One by one, the penguins
steal my sanity
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 11-17-2004 11:17:25 PM
quote:
ArchAngel had this to say about Cuba:
Probably best that I can't see the image then... I'm sorta supprised Mort didn't fill the thread with stuff. *hint hint?*

Sure. Give Mort all the love.

Norim Stumpfighter
Milkmaid
posted 11-18-2004 12:19:37 AM
ok, there's just something wrong with you guys...
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 11-18-2004 12:21:31 AM
quote:
Norim Stumpfighter probably says this to all the girls:
ok, there's just something wrong with you guys...

Wow, there's a hole with no bottom.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Agent A
Underpowered on Purpose
posted 11-18-2004 12:32:48 AM
Happy bday Ditty!
"How do you all feel about beastiality with taxidermy? It seems like most people aren't very down with it, in fact, alot of people are only medium down with it. But if you only get to second base, where's the harm, right?"
- Melora Creager
Skaw
posted 11-18-2004 03:07:10 PM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Happy Birthday!

Tequila, straight up. It's better to have it at the beginning of the night than when you're already hammered. Trust me.


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