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Topic: That's no moon, it's a hamburger
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 11-16-2004 10:13:01 PM
Just saw a story about this on the nightly news. All I can say is, "Wow!"

The only thing keeping it from being perfect is the name. They should have called it the "Fuck PETA" burger.

Callalron
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Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 11-16-2004 10:16:21 PM
Fudrucker's 1lb burgers are the pwn. The Southwest burger with bacon, guacamole, and pepperjack cheese is pure awsome.
Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 11-16-2004 10:17:20 PM
quote:
In this case, it’s got not one, but two 1/3-lb. charbroiled patties, topped with no less than four strips of crispy bacon, three slices of American cheese, and some mayonnaise – all on a buttered, toasted, sesame seed bun.

It makes my mouth water.

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Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 11-16-2004 10:20:14 PM
*cringes*
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 11-16-2004 10:21:19 PM
Mortious falls down dead of a heart attack, just from thinking about it.
Steven Steve
posted 11-16-2004 10:25:40 PM
quote:
Dr. Gee wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Fudrucker's 1lb burgers are the pwn. The Southwest burger with bacon, guacamole, and pepperjack cheese is pure awsome.

Beat me to it.

HAMBURGER BUFFET!!!

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Mr. Gainsborough
posted 11-16-2004 10:28:26 PM
>=( The Burger King I work at used to be a Hardee's. WHY DID YOU CHANGE?!?!

Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 11-16-2004 10:38:01 PM
'Patties' is the least appetizing word related to food that I know.
/dev/null
Pancake
posted 11-16-2004 10:38:55 PM
If it wasn't for the mayo that would be a burger worth investigating in better detail.

Since it's a waste of dead cow however....

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Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 11-16-2004 10:55:07 PM
You could always ask for one without mayo, ya know.
Callalron
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Mr. Gainsborough
posted 11-16-2004 10:56:36 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Callalron:
You could always ask for one without mayo, ya know.

Then you would be some sort of non-conformist weirdo.

Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 11-16-2004 11:06:11 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Dr. Gee was all like:
Fudrucker's 1lb burgers are the pwn. The Southwest burger with bacon, guacamole, and pepperjack cheese is pure awsome.

Beat me to it, too. Mmmm Fudruckers. Expensive as Hell, but worth it.
BTW I would love to try the $44 kobe beef hamburger.

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Pancake
posted 11-16-2004 11:06:54 PM
All I have to say is: Fuddrucker's Guacamole and Bacon 1lb burger.
With nacho cheese.
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Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 11-16-2004 11:17:24 PM
I can't imagine a hamburger with more calories than I usually ingest in an entire day. Ew.
Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 11-16-2004 11:21:45 PM
If I want a real burger, I will go to the local Bubi's and order...

The Hinden!
(OK, not their biggest, but the largest I will sanely order)

a single 2lb (Yes, two) slab of pure hand packed beef, cooked all the way through without being burnt, topped with a quarter inch of solid shredded chedder, several whole pickles diced up, an entire sliced tomato, a fistful of lettuce, mustard and pure garlic paste, TONS of garlic paste. All on a monstrous bun a good 9 inches in diameter.

Don't eat it all in one sitting mind you, pretty sure it is larger than my head, but damn is it ever good... and just as good the next day as leftovers

They also have a 1lb, 3lb, 4lb and an 8lb (You get $100 if you can eat it)... no ordering ahead, made to order when you order, and fast too.

Most shocking thing? No grease. At all. Can cut it in half and not one drop comes out of the sectioned meat... they use some damn quality moocow

Vorago fucked around with this message on 11-16-2004 at 11:23 PM.

Maradon!
posted 11-16-2004 11:30:03 PM
Sailing in yachts is fun. If you try to sail in a yacht every day, though, you'll become a grisled old pirate, lose your job because it's not near a river, and get scurvy.

Everything is unhealthy if abused. The burger in question is not inherently unhealthy in any capacity. It's a luxury that people can enjoy if they want. It's only unhealthy when it's abused.

Too many stuck up calorie counters around

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 11-16-2004 11:32:15 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Maradon! said this:
It's only unhealthy when it's abused.

Too many stuck up calorie counters around


Or when you eat anything else but the burger as your daily calorie intake.

Too many fatties around

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 11-16-2004 11:33:08 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Vorago wrote:
Most shocking thing? No grease. At all. Can cut it in half and not one drop comes out of the sectioned meat... they use some damn quality moocow

Probably because they baked it in an oven. Sounds like a meat cake rather than a burger.

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Maradon!
posted 11-16-2004 11:34:59 PM
quote:
Mortious had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Or when you eat anything else but the burger as your daily calorie intake.

Too many fatties around


Doubling your calorie intake for one day out of two weeks healthy diet is not unhealthy and won't make you fat.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 11-16-2004 11:36:40 PM
Sounds like Jack in the Box's Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger, except that has 8 pieces of bacon.
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Pancake
posted 11-17-2004 12:35:58 AM
Did Carls Jr. become Hardees? Or did Hardees become Carls Jr.?


And I keep thinking Hardon everytime I see Hardee.

Death of Rats fucked around with this message on 11-17-2004 at 12:38 AM.

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Razor
posted 11-17-2004 12:41:21 AM
quote:
Death of Rats Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Did Carls Jr. become Hardees? Or did Hardees become Carls Jr.?


And I keep thinking Hardon everytime I see Hardee.


Carl's Jr OWNS Hardees, been like that since I think '94 if not earlier.

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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 11-17-2004 12:53:11 AM
quote:
Maradon! wrote:
Doubling your calorie intake for one day out of two weeks healthy diet is not unhealthy and won't make you fat.

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