Deja Vu?
Frivilous suits have spread into Russia it seems. I can't help but chuckle though.
quote:How is a printed warning supposed to make a topheavy cup more stable?
"There is a warning written in Russian on every McDonald's coffee cup: "Caution, hot!" The written warning guarantees that the goods are safe for customers," the company's press secretary Svetlana Polyakova believes.
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There was much rejoicing when `Doc said this:
How is a printed warning supposed to make a topheavy cup more stable?
Well assuming people read... the warning will hopefully make then excersize caution with it so they don't get hurt. Kinda like the warning lables on hair dryers. How would a warning make an electrical item work in a bath or showwer? ;P
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Trillee had this to say about dark elf butts:
Well assuming people read... the warning will hopefully make then excersize caution with it so they don't get hurt. Kinda like the warning lables on hair dryers. How would a warning make an electrical item work in a bath or showwer? ;P
Culling of the herd.
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Trillee had this to say about Tron:
Well assuming people read... the warning will hopefully make then excersize caution with it so they don't get hurt. Kinda like the warning lables on hair dryers. How would a warning make an electrical item work in a bath or showwer? ;P
You know, one of my friends was trying to fuck up a hairdryer (Or an electrical system of an apartment complex he was staying at; I can't remember) and dunked a hairdryer into a full bathtub.
It started pushing the water around like a pump. 
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`Doc stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
How is a printed warning supposed to make a topheavy cup more stable?
I think a better question would be is "how inept do you have to let a door slam in your face?"
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"I pushed the heavy door with my hand, while carrying the tray with the other. The door slammed and spilled the cup of coffee on me. I asked the personnel of the restaurant, if they could help me out, but they just said that they had run out of ointment and brought a towel and some ice,"
Her hand was on the door and it slammed on her? How does that work? And cold water/ice has long been the better treatment for burns. Last I knew, you were supposed to -avoid- putting oinments on burns as they made them worse. So wtf is her point? That McDonald's should take responsibility for her being a dumbass?
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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So quoth Maho:
Last I knew, you were supposed to -avoid- putting oinments on burns as they made them worse.
Wait...since when have burn ointments made burns worse? Doesn't that sort of defeat the purpose of a burn ointment?
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`Doc stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
How is a printed warning supposed to make a topheavy cup more stable?
That is pure idiocy. EVERY disposable cup is shaped that way. Billions of people use those cups daily without a disfiguring accident. It's idiotic to even suggest that the cup could be the source of the problem.
As adults human beings are expected to be capable of preventing injury to themselves and others when engaging in activities in reasonably dangerous situations. Carrying a fucking cup is one of them. By your logic, you could sue oven manufacturers, any electrical facility ever invented, any car manufacturer.
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Maradon! was all like:
Billions of people use those cups daily without a disfiguring accident.
o rly
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Drysart had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Whose McDonalds?
Russian!
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Gadani got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Isn't Pravda a tabloid?
If I recall right, it was the newspaper that was started around the time of Lenin and was completely filled with propaganda. I know for a fact that it was big in circulation during Stalin's era, but most people just lined their birdcages with it because of how much crap was in it already. Pun intended.
If you suit someone else for your stupid mistake you have failed life.
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This insanity brought to you by Monica:
In Soviet Russia, coffee drinks YOU!
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Everyone wondered WTF when Monica wrote:
YES!
Да!
