I shall start the bidding with this:
"So ze Burger King came to me and asked, 'Ugoff, will you tell people about our roasted chicken salad? I am Ugoff. I can do zis with my mouth close-ed!"
or
"Sprockets appreciation day member, number 452"
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
"Nope.. still not in WoW... Where's a dorky Macintosh bigot when you need something to chew on?"
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Knight Rider:
"The guy that ran off with my bongos...he was about this tall and ugly as sin."
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
"Don't you need to breath?"
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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We were all impressed when Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael wrote:
Caption the ECer Sigpic! Same rules as always apply: No personal attacks, no ad hominem crap, etc.I shall start the bidding with this:
"So ze Burger King came to me and asked, 'Ugoff, will you tell people about our roasted chicken salad? I am Ugoff. I can do zis with my mouth close-ed!"
That had me laughing way too much. 
Okay... here we go.
"If one more person asks me 'Who let the dogs out?' so help me I'll chew their nads off."
"I have a present for you. It's warm, and stinky, and it's in my pants!"
"Next time I make chili, I'm leaving out the peppers"
"OMG! CANDY! GIMME GIMME GIMME!!!"
"We've been jammed!"
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This insanity brought to you by Jajahotep:"We've been jammed!"
"Raspberry! I hate raspberry! Only one man would dare give me the raspberry. *clang* Lone Star!"
"Yap yap! Die, ok human?"
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
Malbi fucked around with this message on 11-11-2004 at 05:33 PM.
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This insanity brought to you by Maho:"Yap yap! Die, ok human?"
Actually it's more like "kekekeke Die, ok human?" 
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/dev/null had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Actually it's more like "kekekeke Die, ok human?"
That's what it should be. I was directly quoting what Deviruchis say in-game. Foolish translators.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
"Sorry to interrupt this latest newscast.... It appears that this picture has made my neck fade to black. I repeat... OH MY GOD MY NECK IS GONE???!!"
BeauChan fucked around with this message on 11-11-2004 at 07:01 PM.
I really can't see your neck... are you wearing a black sweater??
"Today on our new reality show, we present the story of a woman giveing birth with the help of 5 gothic doctors."
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Death of Rats said:"Today on our new reality show, we present the story of a woman giveing birth with the help of 5 gothic doctors."
I laughed.
"What the..."
Edit: you can't open with an img tag and close with a small tag. Gadani fucked around with this message on 11-11-2004 at 10:04 PM.
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Gadani stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:"What the..."
Edit: you can't open with an img tag and close with a small tag.
" Zombies?"
"You look mighty tasty."
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
"Give it up, you're never going to find that skittle."
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
What x-boxes were originaly made for.
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Death of Rats had this to say about pies:What x-boxes were originaly made for.
I always knew Microsoft was evil.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
I see you!
"Come closer! Let us whine to you!"
Go Ahead, make my millennium.
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Gadani wrote this then went back to looking for porn:"Come closer! Let us cry on your shoulder!"
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
"Judo....CHOP!"
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
"You WISH your 'sword' was this big.
"I do not know what the baby's powers are, so I covered all the bases."
I know Kung Fu!
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
meowbits?
"Sword? What sword?
My milkshake brings all the girls to the yard."
"Sthit, I bitht my thtounge!"
"Be honest.. is this nail polish color onyx, jet black, inky, ebony, or raven?"
"Can you hear me now? ...Good!"
"Look, I can pee my name against the wall."
