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Topic: Yaes, I have returned... again.

MadCat the 2nd

Pancake

posted 11-09-2004 09:42:32 AM

I'm back. Again. After figuring I'd be back, the being back got turned back due to more work and real life interfering yet again with the free time. But that got put on the back burner so now.. like.. I'm back.

Rejoice.

And give me cookies.

And your money.

And your whores.

And your ale.

And a new car while you're at it.

Or parts for my current car.

And give me coffee.

"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that motherfucker upside the head."

ben(at)netmastering(dot)nl

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Tarquinn

Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar

posted 11-09-2004 09:43:08 AM

Hi. How's the weather?

Cold and cloud-free, I assume?

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.

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MadCat the 2nd

Pancake

posted 11-09-2004 09:48:53 AM

quote:
Tarquinn spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Hi. How's the weather?
Cold and cloud-free, I assume?

Correct.

It sucks. It's that time of year again where I have to get up 15 minutes earlier just to have time to scrape the ice off my car windows before going to work, and it's so freaking cold it's just no fun to be outside. Which sucks because it's no fun to be inside at work either.

So ...

What's been going on here? Anything fun happen? Drysart get overthrown by Taran yet? Blue (_|_) for all? Or still the same?

"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that motherfucker upside the head."

ben(at)netmastering(dot)nl

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Kamikaze Flying Squirrel

Pancake

posted 11-09-2004 09:50:47 AM

Here ya go.

Last time I mixed letters with numbers I got indigestion.

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MadCat the 2nd

Pancake

posted 11-09-2004 09:59:07 AM

quote:
Nobody really understood why Kamikaze Flying Squirrel wrote:
Here ya go.

If it doesn't look any better than this:

I don't want it. I'm picky.

But thanks for offering

"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that motherfucker upside the head."

ben(at)netmastering(dot)nl

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Kamikaze Flying Squirrel

Pancake

posted 11-09-2004 10:01:23 AM

Last time I mixed letters with numbers I got indigestion.

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Maradon!

posted 11-09-2004 10:07:26 AM

fjear

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MadCat the 2nd

Pancake

posted 11-09-2004 10:24:15 AM

quote:
Maradon! had this to say about Cuba:
fjear

You better

"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that motherfucker upside the head."

ben(at)netmastering(dot)nl

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Hostile Makeover

Evil as chocolate covered thistles

posted 11-09-2004 10:29:19 AM

Hi there Porn King! Stick around for awhile this time!

Why did Christ die on the cross?
He forgot the safeword.

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MadCat the 2nd

Pancake

posted 11-09-2004 10:32:20 AM

quote:
Xyrra had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Hi there Porn King! Stick around for awhile this time!

Ex porn king, wasn't making enough with it anymore to justify being a porn king. I'm now a semi-normal wage slave, at least for the next few weeks, after that I'll have my own webhosting business (yey). And ${DEITY} willing I might get involved with a little indie game dev studio soon too so that'll prove to be fun.

Seeing as how I'm no longer porn king, I shall no longer require worshipping as such. You may now worship me because I'm just plain cool.

First person to make comments to the contrary will be dealt with. Brutally, violently, and most important: painfully.

luv me for I am the kittay.

"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that motherfucker upside the head."

ben(at)netmastering(dot)nl

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/dev/null

Pancake

posted 11-09-2004 11:20:56 AM

[Python]You're a looney.[/Python]

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.

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Bloodsage

Heart Attack

posted 11-09-2004 01:15:00 PM

WB

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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`Doc

Cold in an Alley

posted 11-09-2004 01:48:54 PM

Does this make you MadCat the 3rd?

Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

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Trillee

I <3 My Deviant

posted 11-09-2004 02:15:21 PM

MadcatMadcatMadcat!!!

*hugs the kitt-ay*

Here ya go:

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Katrinity

Cookie Goddess!

posted 11-09-2004 02:17:13 PM

Hiyas Madcat! Welcome back to the EC (Not affiliated with the OC).

<sets out a plate of cookies for the kitty> ^.^

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"

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Nae

Fun with Chocolate

posted 11-09-2004 02:17:25 PM

Hi MadCat

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Caela

Crazed Ex-Angel

posted 11-09-2004 02:44:21 PM

Kitty!!!!!

"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do. " - the "Professor" - The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress

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MadCat the 2nd

Pancake

posted 11-09-2004 03:14:09 PM

quote:
`Doc wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Does this make you MadCat the 3rd?

Well, no - the 2nd got frozen, cryogenically like, you see. So I'm like, still the 2nd. Maybe 2.5. I'm not sure yet, but considering my other personality might have a say on it, I'll leave it at 2nd for now

"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that motherfucker upside the head."

ben(at)netmastering(dot)nl

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MadCat the 2nd

Pancake

posted 11-09-2004 03:15:26 PM

quote:
Katrinity had this to say about Duck Tales:
Hiyas Madcat! Welcome back to the EC (Not affiliated with the OC).
<sets out a plate of cookies for the kitty> ^.^

woot.

I accept your generous offering of cookies. You shall henceforth be known as the official cookie supplier to MadCat the 2nd.

Rejoice!

And make it Friday? Please?

"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that motherfucker upside the head."

ben(at)netmastering(dot)nl

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MadCat the 2nd

Pancake

posted 11-09-2004 03:16:25 PM

quote:
Nae thought about the meaning of life:
Hi MadCat

Nae!

Wut is your avatar doing with ... THE EYEBROW OF ... DOOM!?

"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that motherfucker upside the head."

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Nae

Fun with Chocolate

posted 11-09-2004 03:26:03 PM

quote:
So quoth MadCat the 2nd:
Nae!
Wut is your avatar doing with ... THE EYEBROW OF ... DOOM!?

I are schmancy!!!!

I cut off all my hair!

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MadCat the 2nd

Pancake

posted 11-09-2004 03:46:03 PM

quote:
Nae Model 2000 was programmed to say:
I are schmancy!!!!
I cut off all my hair!

omgwtfbbq!@#$!!!11!!1!!!oneoneelevensixty

why? Nae-hair gud!

"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that motherfucker upside the head."

ben(at)netmastering(dot)nl

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Aaron (the good one)

posted 11-09-2004 03:48:32 PM

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip

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Nae

Fun with Chocolate

posted 11-09-2004 03:52:37 PM

quote:
Check out the big brain on MadCat the 2nd!
omgwtfbbq!@#$!!!11!!1!!!oneoneelevensixty
why? Nae-hair gud!

Because I needed an update, I wanted to look less like a 12 year old and more like a sexah woman in charge!

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MadCat the 2nd

Pancake

posted 11-09-2004 04:02:38 PM

quote:
Nae had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Because I needed an update, I wanted to look less like a 12 year old and more like a sexah woman in charge!

Ah!

Hmm.

Sexah: check. Double checked.
In charge: No results.

"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that motherfucker upside the head."

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Nae

Fun with Chocolate

posted 11-09-2004 04:20:57 PM

quote:
How.... MadCat the 2nd.... uughhhhhh:
Ah!
Hmm.
Sexah: check. Double checked.
In charge: No results.

Ask UBT about who's in charge!

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BeauChan

Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear

posted 11-09-2004 05:49:17 PM

OMG Kittay!!!!

welcome back!!

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...

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Agent A

Underpowered on Purpose

posted 11-09-2004 11:11:19 PM

...pfft...

"How do you all feel about beastiality with taxidermy? It seems like most people aren't very down with it, in fact, alot of people are only medium down with it. But if you only get to second base, where's the harm, right?"
- Melora Creager

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Random Insanity Generator

Condom Ninja El Supremo

posted 11-10-2004 12:57:14 AM

quote:
Verily, Nae doth proclaim:
Ask UBT about who's in charge!

You're driving, eh?

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.

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leckzilla!

Squeak!

posted 11-10-2004 12:28:32 PM

Hello there.

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Kaglaaz How'ler

Pancake

posted 11-10-2004 01:56:05 PM

quote:
Nae had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Ask UBT about who's in charge!

I know the answer to that!!

http://www.bloodfin.net

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MadCat the 2nd

Pancake

posted 11-11-2004 06:56:36 AM

quote:
This one time, at leckzilla! camp:
Hello there.

omg! it's the leckzilla!

How are ya?

"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that motherfucker upside the head."

ben(at)netmastering(dot)nl

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diadem

eet bugz

posted 11-11-2004 07:54:02 AM

kills a hooker in celebration of madcat's return

play da best song in da world or me eet your soul

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