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Ares stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
I'd be a vegetarian if I could.. but damnit, they taste so good.
I didn't know vegetarians were tasty. 
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Vernaltemptress had this to say about Duck Tales:
I didn't know vegetarians were tasty.
Well, think about it. Cows and chickens taste wonderful and they're all essentially vegetarians. Therefore...
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
She's not eatin' bacon, not eatin' sausage
And she won't eat eggs, not eatin' chicken
Not eatin' turkey, she won't have a steak
But I just can't help feelin' sorry
For this poor little lettuce head
You know, I can't stop cryin' cause I
Know this broccoli's dead
Vegetarian, I'm not a vegetarian, vegetarian... she's a
Poor little cow, little sheep, little fish
How can I sleep? when carrots are bleedin'
Plants are screamin' and tomatoes cry
You say "It's not so bad, they're only
Vegetables", that's what you said
Maybe I'm a murderer, but I'm hungry
And they're better off dead
Save a plant, eat a cow
I want beef, I want it now!
I'm gonna eat it cause it's red!
I'm gonna eat it cause it's dead!
Maybe I should eat it raw let the
Blood run down my jaw
I'd eat people if it was legal
I'd eat people if it was legal!
--Say ten By Reel Big Fish
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Vernaltemptress had this to say about (_|_):
I didn't know vegetarians were tasty.
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This one time, at Peter camp:
I have their Theme Song!She's not eatin' bacon, not eatin' sausage
And she won't eat eggs, not eatin' chicken
Not eatin' turkey, she won't have a steak
But I just can't help feelin' sorry
For this poor little lettuce head
You know, I can't stop cryin' cause I
Know this broccoli's dead
Vegetarian, I'm not a vegetarian, vegetarian... she's a
Poor little cow, little sheep, little fish
How can I sleep? when carrots are bleedin'
Plants are screamin' and tomatoes cry
You say "It's not so bad, they're only
Vegetables", that's what you said
Maybe I'm a murderer, but I'm hungry
And they're better off dead
Save a plant, eat a cow
I want beef, I want it now!
I'm gonna eat it cause it's red!
I'm gonna eat it cause it's dead!
Maybe I should eat it raw let the
Blood run down my jaw
I'd eat people if it was legal
I'd eat people if it was legal!
--Say ten By Reel Big Fish
Really good song.
Oh, and I was looking through the links and I found this one particularly funny:
PETA vs. Green Bay Packers 
