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Topic: And She Paid For Those Implants...
Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 11-07-2004 10:40:26 PM

Something I came across while surfing a couple days ago and had almost forgetten about till some IRC speak of implants reminded me.

She should have got a refund

Chugga
Pancake
posted 11-07-2004 10:43:13 PM
I nearly chuckled.
nem-x
posted 11-07-2004 10:46:00 PM
It's like slug or snail eyes.
Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 11-07-2004 10:46:12 PM
Oh wow. Can't... stop... laughing.

edit: Maybe they are her training implants

Lechium fucked around with this message on 11-07-2004 at 10:48 PM.

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BetaTested
Not gay, but loves the cock!
posted 11-07-2004 10:46:31 PM
That just made me go WTF...

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Maradon!
posted 11-07-2004 11:16:56 PM
Good tits gone horribly wrong.
Demos
Pancake
posted 11-07-2004 11:17:41 PM
quote:
Maradon! got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Good tits gone horribly wrong.

Good Breasts Gone Bad, next on Fox...

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Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 11-07-2004 11:29:26 PM
Teehee!

It's photoshopped btw.


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Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 11-07-2004 11:30:45 PM
quote:
Faelynn LeAndris had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Teehee!

It's photoshopped btw.


Then they photoshopped 15 of them, heh, because the gallery I grabbed it from (Was the best example) had 15 pics of her like that. If it is indeed fake, they did put some real effort into it, heh.

Didn't save the URL though sadly, rest weren't any funnier than that one

Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 11-07-2004 11:34:34 PM
quote:
Vorago stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Then they photoshopped 15 of them, heh, because the gallery I grabbed it from (Was the best example) had 15 pics of her like that. If it is indeed fake, they did put some real effort into it, heh.

Didn't save the URL though sadly, rest weren't any funnier than that one


It is, you can see the fudge lines. As well as the overlay line of the blinds behind her...

I examine things too much and dont pay as much attention to what I should be paying attention to.


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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-07-2004 11:41:19 PM
Well, I'll masturbate to it, but I won't enjoy it, dammit!
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 11-07-2004 11:44:24 PM
quote:
Karnaj impressed everyone with:
Well, I'll masturbate to it, but I won't enjoy it, dammit!

Okay..that made me laugh.

Kamikaze Flying Squirrel
Pancake
posted 11-07-2004 11:52:50 PM
all I can say is this: If she doesn't have two people photoshopped out of the picture who are pulling her breasts apart, then she's going to need some serious refunds on those implants...

Maybe her doctor is crosseyed?

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Maradon!
posted 11-08-2004 12:55:24 AM
quote:
Faelynn LeAndris said this about your mom:
Teehee!

It's photoshopped btw.


This reminds me of the time there was this professional photographer on the radio show I listen to talking about how he submitted a war photo he had personally taken to a magazine, and they unanimously discounted it as an obvious photoshop, citing scan lines and smudging, when this guy had personally taken and developed the photo from film to final product.

It kinda makes me wonder if people don't sometimes imagine signs of photoshopping.

Maradon! fucked around with this message on 11-08-2004 at 12:56 AM.

Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 11-08-2004 01:14:35 AM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Maradon!:
This reminds me of the time there was this professional photographer on the radio show I listen to talking about how he submitted a war photo he had personally taken to a magazine, and they unanimously discounted it as an obvious photoshop, citing scan lines and smudging, when this guy had personally taken and developed the photo from film to final product.

It kinda makes me wonder if people don't sometimes imagine signs of photoshopping.



And I noticed all of those flaws from the REGULAR sized image, and those are just the once I could point out at a glance. I'm sure I could inspect it and find more.

Believe it or not, I actually know what I'm talking about. Once you are used to seeing things like this and know what to look for, it's not that hard.

They have more than likely been stretched and smudged using something along the lines of Kai Powetools, or Goo... Or any number of programs including Cut/Move/Clean tools in Photoshop. Her boobs were pulled apart and blended back into the rest of the body.

Faelynn LeAndris fucked around with this message on 11-08-2004 at 01:16 AM.


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Maradon!
posted 11-08-2004 01:27:55 AM
Going clockwise from top left I see:

1) Hair
2) Nothing
3) The strap of the dress
4) Nothing
5) Nothing
6) Nothing

Plus it doesn't make sense that they'd photoshop her tits into that position when it would have been a billion times easier to, like KFS suggested, just have had someone hold her tits up then photoshop them out of the picture.

Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 11-08-2004 01:40:08 AM
quote:
From the book of Maradon!, chapter 3, verse 16:
Going clockwise from top left I see:

1) Hair
2) Nothing
3) The strap of the dress
4) Nothing
5) Nothing
6) Nothing

Plus it doesn't make sense that they'd photoshop her tits into that position when it would have been a billion times easier to, like KFS suggested, just have had someone hold her tits up then photoshop them out of the picture.


1)You're blind If you miss the broken line over the boob through the hair.
2)Again, a broken line right at the bottom as the boob curves back in.
3)Another broken line, and part of the blinds are bleeding though, also smudged area.
4)I lost track of your pattern here, so can't do whatever 5 and 6 were either. Most of the others on the boob are either obvious smudges and blurred/broken lines.

On your statment of PSing out the hands versus manipulating them with Goo or similar is totally wrong. It would be infinitely harder to clean up left over hand pieces, the shadows and indentions they cause, and various other factors, than clean up just the smudges and lines alone, not to mention with overlay alone you can make a manipulated image blend more seemlessly into the previous image. Of course you'd need working PS knowledge to get any what I just said, but trust me its the truth.

Lastly, even if you can't spot the photoshops, its not hard to deduct that its completely fake because for one alone. Unless her implants are friggin rock solid, there is NO WAY IN HELL they would stand strait out, coneshaped, that far period, or be stretched out and seperated in such a way. Implants don't even COME in that shape, and there is no way in hell it would get through even the seediest clinic. Not to mention her OWN skin, muscles, and gravity would bring them in line unless, again, the implants were rock hard. Then there is the whole fact there is no way in hell a woman in thier right mind would even see that the first day the bandages came off and think this is OKAY and NOT do something about it. Let alone after the fact where they are completely healed, and bruise free.


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Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 11-08-2004 01:40:25 AM
quote:
Faelynn LeAndris painfully thought these words up:

I think you've just demonstrated how John Madden has sex.

Brrrrrrrrrr!

Callalron
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Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 11-08-2004 01:43:06 AM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Callalron said:
I think you've just demonstrated how John Madden has sex.

Brrrrrrrrrr!


Play by play erogenous interferance!


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Mr. Gainsborough
posted 11-08-2004 01:45:40 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when Callalron wrote:
I think you've just demonstrated how John Madden has sex.

Brrrrrrrrrr!


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Tier
posted 11-08-2004 02:20:22 AM
Fae... No offense, but I do as much photoshopping than you do, if not more... And I'm pretty sure what you see is only JPEG compression artifacts

I can't believe we're debating whether those boobs are fake.

Asha'man fucked around with this message on 11-08-2004 at 02:26 AM.

nem-x
posted 11-08-2004 02:25:06 AM
quote:
Callalron had this to say about Optimus Prime:
I think you've just demonstrated how John Madden has sex.

Brrrrrrrrrr!


bawrhawrhawr

Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 11-08-2004 02:26:15 AM
quote:
From the book of Asha'man, chapter 3, verse 16:
Fae... No offense, but I do as much photoshopping than you do, if not more... And I'm pretty sure what you see is only JPEG compression artifacts

The artifacting produces the ghosting effect, which is, actually, what JPEG artifacting is. As well as the odd color blurbs. They are also not as readily apparent in the small scale image.

And if you want to get technical about it, uniform areas, that only have artifacting around the edges as in some of those blurbs are more evidence of smudging, but a smudged portion will not artifact in on intself since it goes to nearest neighbor, it artifacts the edeges.

Faelynn LeAndris fucked around with this message on 11-08-2004 at 02:30 AM.


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