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Topic: Fighter jet opens fire on elementary school
Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 11-04-2004 09:18:05 PM
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uslatest/story/0,1282,-4596588,00.html

It says in the article that there is a range close by, but cripes, I know they have radar on those planes. Little off course me thinks.

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Naimah
In a Fire
posted 11-04-2004 09:21:06 PM
It was a conservative plot.
Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 11-04-2004 09:22:13 PM
I didnt do it!
"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 11-04-2004 09:28:55 PM
quote:
Naimah had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
It was a conservative plot.

Wow, nicely done! You turned a scary accident story into an instant attack "damn dirty liberal" topic without any evidence of intention in either the post or the article!

Suddar
posted 11-04-2004 09:33:54 PM
Well, I hope he failed his training.
Talonus
Loner
posted 11-04-2004 09:34:04 PM
quote:
Naimah said this about your mom:
It was a conservative plot.

You know, I wish this was a political or flame thread. Than I could call you one of asshole idiot types of conservatives that give Republicans a bad name. Oh wait, woops. Really, how did you come to the conclusion that anyone was faulting conservatives for it? Feeling guilty about something or are you just being an arse?

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 11-04-2004 09:38:38 PM

The plane did it.

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Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 11-04-2004 09:45:28 PM
quote:
Naimah's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
It was a conservative plot.

this is a very good point

Bacon369
Pancake
posted 11-04-2004 09:49:44 PM
It was Bush showin off his pilot skeelz to Cheney ... hee hee. J/K
"He who pays the piper calls the tune."
very important poster
a sweet title
posted 11-04-2004 09:59:07 PM
hey
diadem
eet bugz
posted 11-04-2004 11:05:31 PM
damn.. first the test bomb droppoing now this... i wonder if this is normal, overhpyed, or simply incresing becuase it's wartime.

by the way, what ever happened to those missing a-10s?

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Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-04-2004 11:12:01 PM
You idiots, it was clearly Osama bin Laden hiding as a 5th grader.
THTS CO
Pancake
posted 11-05-2004 12:56:05 AM
Well being in the military myself this type of stuff happens all the time in a much smaller scale. Humans make mistakes and military humans make bigger mistakes.

Example:

Fort Hood, TX.

Army artillary fire a total 180 degrees from the intended impact zone, hitting and distroying a nearby barn. All for just looking the wrong way.

... A bit of derailing, but wanted to take my Marine giving privilage to make fun of the Army.

End Transmission.....
Taylen
Pancake
posted 11-05-2004 02:02:14 AM
New application of the zero tolerance policy?

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Taylen Ashenbow
Rangers never run we mearly stratigically retreat.
Thats not a train thats a pull, my trains are always much bigger.
Brahmin Bloodlust
High Priest of Drysart
posted 11-05-2004 02:12:26 AM
quote:
THTS CO wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
but wanted to take my Marine giving privilage to make fun of the Army.

TeeHee. Reminds me off all my Marine buddies.
We pick on my friend in the Army, he told us that he got wrong coords for his MLRS during some manuevers with test rounds. Dropped 6 telephone poles onto the officer's parking lot 2 miles away.

Drysart
Pancake
posted 11-05-2004 06:21:28 AM
That's teach little Bobby Jenkins, Age 8, to steal crayons from Sally Simpson!

In other news, plastic surgeons en masse accidentally perform operations on cross-town Neil Armstrong Elementary School, resulting in several student's faces "sticking like that forever".


Also: This was a conservative plot? Thanks for the heads up!

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 11-05-2004 06:29:46 AM
quote:
Naimah's fortune cookie read:
It was a conservative plot.

It was a very good thing that you mentioned this.

Talonus
Loner
posted 11-05-2004 07:39:45 AM
I wonder if Naimah will come back and explain his comment. Probably not.
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 11-05-2004 10:23:58 AM
quote:
Talonus stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
I wonder if Naimah will come back and explain his comment. Probably not.

Because he sorta views everything except "Hail George Bush, Liberator of Freedom" as a slight against the right wing?

Somu Icewalker
Also known as Diet Dr. Evil
posted 11-05-2004 10:26:30 AM
quote:
Naimah was listening to Cher while typing:
It was a conservative plot.

Would have never guessed. Is this insider info?

Bacon369
Pancake
posted 11-05-2004 12:14:21 PM
quote:
So quoth Drysart:

In other news, plastic surgeons en masse accidentally perform operations on cross-town Neil Armstrong Elementary School, resulting in several student's faces "sticking like that forever".

"He who pays the piper calls the tune."
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 11-05-2004 12:44:54 PM
If you'll notice, it was all of 25 rounds or so, and the aircraft was in the correct airspace when it happened. Most credible sources suspect a malfunction of some sort.

Although that didn't stop me from making fun of the Viper guys all day.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 11-05-2004 12:48:23 PM
The pilot was just fulfilling a kid's wish from the Make-A-Wish Foundation. Blow up the school!
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Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 11-05-2004 01:49:56 PM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about the Spice Girls:
If you'll notice, it was all of 25 rounds or so, and the aircraft was in the correct airspace when it happened. Most credible sources suspect a malfunction of some sort.

Although that didn't stop me from making fun of the Viper guys all day.


The only guy I know working on fighters is out at sea right now. I didnt have anyone to make fun of.

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
Naimah
In a Fire
posted 11-05-2004 01:58:52 PM
quote:
Talonus had this to say about Optimus Prime:
I wonder if Naimah will come back and explain his comment. Probably not.

It was a sarcastic comment. The mood on the boards lately have been anything that is wrong with the world is Bushes fault.

Demos
Pancake
posted 11-05-2004 02:30:26 PM
Oh I see, that justifies cluttering threads with misplaced political cracks.

[edit: /end tag]

And I believe the strafing of the school was an accident. I'm no engineer, but lets say the gun was mounted or had shifted a degree or two off axis. If you're firing from 7000 feet, its plausible to miss like that.

Demos fucked around with this message on 11-05-2004 at 02:31 PM.

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