I must be the gayest, weakest guy out there, then.
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Vorago enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Milla Jovovich was WAY too far down on that list of the top voted
She has one of the prettiest faces in the buisness... With the body of a 12 year old. 
I wouldn't put her on the scale with most of those others... Of course.. Paris Hilton shouldn't be on there at all, eagle nosed freak AND the body of a 12 year old..
It's running REALLLY slow btw. Faelynn LeAndris fucked around with this message on 11-02-2004 at 07:14 PM. I cant believe they even bothered pairing up some of these people.. Catherine Zeta Jones vs Pamela Anderson?
omg im straight... but i want her so badly...
is that bad? Nike fucked around with this message on 11-02-2004 at 07:17 PM.
And its kinda bad, cause you had to eliminate ONE in each match up from before, but the winner of that match may go up against someone who is worse that the loser from before. Gah... I cant decide who is Hotter on tier three.. Shannon Elizabeth or Denise Richards. Faelynn LeAndris fucked around with this message on 11-02-2004 at 07:22 PM.
And WHY the fuck does Catherine Bell not look like this on J.A.G?!
Edit: John Stamos you fool, why did you let her go?! Lechium fucked around with this message on 11-02-2004 at 07:29 PM.
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Lechium had this to say about (_|_):
Wow, they put Natalie Portman against Anna Kournikova? No contest there...And WHY the fuck does Catherine Bell not look like this on J.A.G?!
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She did on one episode in Australia or something. That got reused in a different ep.
VS
and...
VS
Down to the final 4..
but ....catherine zeta jones and angelina jolie...
dammit... this is bad for my self-esteem!
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There was much rejoicing when Nike said this:
omg catherine bell is hot too...but ....catherine zeta jones and angelina jolie...
dammit... this is bad for my self-esteem!
Angelina Jolie is hot, but I skipped her because I still swear it looks like someone took a baseball bat and smacked her clean across the lips.
My final two were Catherine Zeta Jones and Jennifer Love Hewitt, I eventually gave it to Hewitt just because CZJ took away my fantasies by giving me the creeps for marrying Michael Douglas...
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Faelynn LeAndris spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Angelina Jolie is hot, but I skipped her because I still swear it looks like someone took a baseball bat and smacked her clean across the lips.My final two were Catherine Zeta Jones and Jennifer Love Hewitt, I eventually gave it to Hewitt just because CZJ took away my fantasies by giving me the creeps for marrying Michael Douglas...
I... want... to... be... her (AJ)...
all i need is collagen lip injections (or the baseball bat you suggested lol)
5 implants and a whole lotta lipo... and face work
but ill be happy with the boobs and lipo!!!
And Douglas is ROLLING in cash... he probably wipes his member after PEEING with a hundred dollar bill (which is unnecessary, which only furthers my point of him being loaded!)... his dad was super loaded and now he is too.
She married into money... a shit load of money... GOOD FOR HER! The sex cannot possibly be that bad either. It makes sense for her "persona" too. Classic elegance... very seductive ... sexy... mysterious. She doesnt seem like one to galavant around hollywood with boys. She needed a man.
Okay, enough from me! EC is distracting dammit!
I still 
it though! 
Charisma Carpenter and Hally Barry
It was a very hard choice but I had to go with Salma =/
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Why is it 'Something that even Parcelan can appreciate?'
Because it involves sex
And by the way, people can be better looking than these celebrities without modifications
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
(Alyssa Milano)
code:Brooke Burke vs Angelina Jolie -> Brooke Burke
->Catherine Bell
Catherine Bell vs Hallie Barry -> Catherine Bell
Noxhil fucked around with this message on 11-02-2004 at 10:33 PM.
Kristin Kreuk
Your Final Four
Elisha Cuthbert
Kristin Kreuk
Kirsten Dunst
Nicole Kidman
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Came down to Kate Beckinsale and Catherine Zeta Jones for me.
Ze suck. Two hot hots..
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This one time, at Faelynn LeAndris camp:
Ze suck.Two hot hots..
seriously...
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Verily, Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael doth proclaim:
seriously...
Jesus her friggin Van Helsing getup alone is spoogeworthy, let alone CZJ's Zorro moment..
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Faelynn LeAndris was naked while typing this:
Jesus her friggin Van Helsing getup alone is spoogeworthy, let alone CZJ's Zorro moment..
Bingo.
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We were all impressed when frolicking imp wrote:
did anyone else see the picture of Jessica simpson trying to look sexy in next to nothing with a SWIFTER WET MOP??? Hi-Larious.
Oh baby, you can mop my floor anytime (NOT).
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There was much rejoicing when Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael said this:
Came down to Kate Beckinsale and Catherine Zeta Jones for me.
I REPSECT THIS SELECTION! 
Winner: Kate Beckinsale
Top 4 BacardiMunch fucked around with this message on 11-03-2004 at 11:51 PM.
Kate B
Cameron D
Cath. Z
Faith Hill
Salma took it in the finals, but only just barely.
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Azymyth attempted to be funny by writing:
Your ChampionHalle Barry
Your Final Four
Uma Thurman
Halle Barry
Jessica Alba
Shannon Elizabeth
Uma Thurman?
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
