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Topic: How do you tie a tie?
Agent A
Underpowered on Purpose
posted 10-30-2004 04:31:07 PM
How do you tie a tie? I can never figure it out.
"How do you all feel about beastiality with taxidermy? It seems like most people aren't very down with it, in fact, alot of people are only medium down with it. But if you only get to second base, where's the harm, right?"
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Drysart
Pancake
posted 10-30-2004 04:33:43 PM
quote:
Agent A came out of the closet to say:
How do you tie a tie? I can never figure it out.

Depends on what sort of knot you want. I usually tie a Half Windsor:

Place the tie around your neck, then cross the ends over in front of your neck, face up, with the end that is the "front" of the tie on top. Wrap that "front" end around the "back" end once, then tuck it up behind where the ends cross, and tuck it under itself where it's wrapped around the "back" end.

Drysart fucked around with this message on 10-30-2004 at 04:34 PM.

Demos
Pancake
posted 10-30-2004 04:35:57 PM
I usually go with a full windsor, but thats cuz the only times I dress up that much are really black tie kinda things, and it helps fill out the look and tie the tux shirt. But for black tie, its usually a black bowtie for me.
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Agent A
Underpowered on Purpose
posted 10-30-2004 04:48:49 PM
quote:
Drysart's fortune cookie read:
Depends on what sort of knot you want. I usually tie a Half Windsor:

Place the tie around your neck, then cross the ends over in front of your neck, face up, with the end that is the "front" of the tie on top. Wrap that "front" end around the "back" end once, then tuck it up behind where the ends cross, and tuck it under itself where it's wrapped around the "back" end.


When I do it like that, I can get it to work right, I just can get it to look right. Like having the little triangle thingy at the top.

"How do you all feel about beastiality with taxidermy? It seems like most people aren't very down with it, in fact, alot of people are only medium down with it. But if you only get to second base, where's the harm, right?"
- Melora Creager
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 10-30-2004 04:51:21 PM
I ask my girlfriend to do it. I am inept.
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Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 10-30-2004 04:52:11 PM
quote:
Agent A got bored and wrote this:
When I do it like that, I can get it to work right, I just can get it to look right. Like having the little triangle thingy at the top.

I found it helps (At least for me) to have the thin end of the tie a little (Sometimes a lot) "shorter" then the fat end when tying it. Gives me more room to tie it, and consequently, more leeway to tighten it.

Arrenn Lightblade
Yes. Yes he is.
posted 10-30-2004 05:25:20 PM
Clip-on!
Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 10-30-2004 05:26:26 PM
Some step-by-step diagrams here. I had my dad show me a half-windsor the first time, but I learned a few other knots since then.

Edit: I always use the 'four-in-hand' knot which I learned as the half-windsor on that site.

Azrael Heavenblade fucked around with this message on 10-30-2004 at 05:35 PM.

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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 10-30-2004 05:41:09 PM
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 10-30-2004 05:51:38 PM
buy a clip-on
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Mightion Defensor
posted 10-30-2004 05:59:27 PM
Badly.
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 10-30-2004 05:59:47 PM
Yeah; it's okay for a chick to have a clip-on, but horrible for a guy to do the same.

Damn you, you double standards of doom!

Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-30-2004 06:20:18 PM
If you know how to tie a tie, you're already part of THE MACHINE.
Bacon369
Pancake
posted 10-30-2004 06:59:32 PM
damn conformists
"He who pays the piper calls the tune."
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 10-30-2004 08:04:16 PM
You can go here and it will show you how to tie a Windsor, half Windsor, Four-in-hand and even a bow tie. For some reason I've kept this page bookmarked even though I HATE wearing ties.
Callalron
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Pancake
posted 10-30-2004 09:07:08 PM
quote:
From the book of Callalron, chapter 3, verse 16:
You can go here and it will show you how to tie a Windsor, half Windsor, Four-in-hand and even a bow tie. For some reason I've kept this page bookmarked even though I HATE wearing ties.

That page is awesome! I use it to tie my little brother's ties for school.

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Agent A
Underpowered on Purpose
posted 10-31-2004 12:11:08 AM
I had my stepdad do it. Me and Monica have the best Halloween costumes! I think we are too crafty for our own good sometimes.
"How do you all feel about beastiality with taxidermy? It seems like most people aren't very down with it, in fact, alot of people are only medium down with it. But if you only get to second base, where's the harm, right?"
- Melora Creager
Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 10-31-2004 12:48:52 AM
We totally went as posers. I wore more eyeliner than usual and waved drumsticks around.
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 10-31-2004 01:01:12 AM
quote:
How.... Drysart.... uughhhhhh:
Depends on what sort of knot you want. I usually tie a Half Windsor:

Place the tie around your neck, then cross the ends over in front of your neck, face up, with the end that is the "front" of the tie on top. Wrap that "front" end around the "back" end once, then tuck it up behind where the ends cross, and tuck it under itself where it's wrapped around the "back" end.


I could have sworn that that was the lazy-man, rather than a half-windsor.

Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 10-31-2004 02:10:51 AM
I have 3 ties, ive never untied any of them...
-Yuri-
Pancake
posted 10-31-2004 10:23:39 AM
Half Windsor for the win.. Full Windsor just looks wierd to me
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