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Omgom's Last Adventure!
The wrath of the Horde had been brought to the surface! Alliance attackers staged a raid on Orgrimmar! We could not let this go unanswered, so the call went out through the ranks of the Horde! We assembled at the main gate of Orgrimmar.
The mass was organized! We would ride a Zepplin to Grom'Gol and march north to the very gates of the human city! So after we crashed the server, we finally made it to Stormwind, while most of the Alliance was off attempting to sack Tarren Mill. The fools!
Oh, it was a fierce battle! Our brave warriors stood toe to toe with the fiercest Alliance general and the neverending stream of reinforcements. It was a pitched contest!
The Alliance, seeing their capital attacked, abandoned their assault on Tarren Mill and rushed back to Stormwind. It was not long before the first wave fell to overwhelming numbers.
And so began the slow march into the very heart of the city! Many a brave Horde warrior(including yours truly) struggled against impossible odds. Eventually, the survivors managed to seize and control the Deeprun Tram! A major victory, indeed. Not this shaman, sadly; he was spawn-camped until a bug dumped his corpse outside the city, and the raid was over for him.
But seeing as he were most likely never see the human lands again, Omgom decided not to waste the opportunity and to pay a visit to the human settlements nearby.
He danced for a human woman at Goldshire...
...then contemplated murdering some children and feasting upon their tiny brains.
He visited farmers leaving their lands!
And he stood proud at the base of Sentinel Hill, apparently telling someone to live long, and prosper.
So ends Omgom's tale...for now. Perhaps he will be called once again to defend Durotar from the Alliance. Perhaps he will find himself in newer, stranger environs...indeed, only time will tell what fate has in store for this intrepid shaman.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
It was about 40 Alliance vs. 20 Horde. Naturally, we won. I managed to kill a few before going down and when I got my corpse, they had all run away and we spent the rest of the time chasing down gnomes.
All this time, another Alliance faction went after Hammerfall. 3 Horde and the guards managed to defeat 15 invading Alliance.
Choose your side well.
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Mr. Parcelan painfully thought these words up:
Choose your side well.
Your death by my hands shall be known throughout evercrest till the end of time. I'll see to it.
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ACES! Another post by Mr. Parcelan:
It was about 40 Alliance vs. 20 Horde. Naturally, we won.
That sounds like a balance issue to me
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Kegwen had this to say about Knight Rider:
That sounds like a balance issue to me
Get Karnaj to testify.
Horde players are capable of following one leader and focusing their entire wrath on a single target at a time. Alliance players have no strategy; they just zerg rush.
Plus we also had two level 75 Guards on our side. Not that it mattered, since they didn't help us.
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Mr. Parcelan wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Get Karnaj to testify.Horde players are capable of following one leader and focusing their entire wrath on a single target at a time. Alliance players have no strategy; they just zerg rush.
Plus we also had two level 75 Guards on our side. Not that it mattered, since they didn't help us.
The humans are probably too distracted by the Night Elf women to actually sit down and talk strategy before a raid. 
DABU!!
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How.... Mr. Parcelan.... uughhhhhh:
Get Karnaj to testify.Horde players are capable of following one leader and focusing their entire wrath on a single target at a time. Alliance players have no strategy; they just zerg rush.
Because just choosing which side automatically puts you into that category.
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Check out the big brain on Delidgamond!
Because just choosing which side automatically puts you into that category.
I testify only to what I've seen and that is that I have never, ever, ever seen an Alliance raid that didn't end with them running away once opposition showed up. Mr. Parcelan fucked around with this message on 10-29-2004 at 07:23 PM.
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Mr. Parcelan said:
I testify only to what I've seen and that is that I have never, ever, ever seen an Alliance raid that didn't end with them running away once opposition showed up.
I think all the Alliance players must have French ancestry. ^_^
ohhhhh~
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
You should have been there for the last Alliance raid to undercity yesterday just as the servers went down, they outnumbered us 2 to one, they didn't get past the entrance of the sewers
Edit: Hah, i'm green now! Kildace fucked around with this message on 10-30-2004 at 06:09 PM.
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ArchAngel said this about your mom:
I celebrated the end of the closed beta by heading over to the Undead are with my Orc Warrior (level 25) and killing that bastard Son of Agrual (level 24 Elite mob, for those not in the know). Killed him solo, and it made me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
I fuckin hate that thing.
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Check out the big brain on Maradon!!
I fuckin hate that thing.
So do I, that's why I had to kill him.
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Maradon! enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
I fuckin hate that thing.
Agreed
Three cheers for that now dead pain in the ass
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj had this to say about John Romero:
Wait until you guys go to Booty Bay and have to listen to Mok'Rash blather on. And there will be nothing you can do about it, because he's a level 50 elite giant!
Actually, that's where I sat and got my fisher to 300 skill. I learned to tune him out, heh.
