Most people here who know Suddar (at least, in my experience) have the misconception that he is a kind and just man. Nothing could be further from the truth. In truth, Suddar is a diabolical fiend the likes of which not even the bastard clone-child of Goethe and Lovecraft could conceive. He delights in the pain of other living beings, and in fact, has a secret torture basement in which he carefully creates hideous mutants, biological weapons, and those goddamned DDR rip-offs that have destroyed every arcade in the known world. He should be avoided at all costs, and should you have the misfortune of meeting on him the street, avert your eyes, as his mere gaze can reduce a man to ash.
Now, with the requisite affection-decimating humor thus disposed of, the sappy part.
A little over four years ago, when I first came to EC, Suddar and I had a difference of opinion, and a tremendous fight thereby. A few minutes afterwards, he messaged me and apologized--despite the conflagaration not particularly being his fault--and we settled into an amicable discussion, which continued the next day.
That first interaction, I have found, is Suddar in a nutshell. He is by far one of the kindest and (however much he denies it) wisest people I have ever met, and one of the few whom I, in all honesty, consider it a distinct honor and privilege to be a friend of. I don't know that I would be the same person I am today if I hadn't had his help.
So. Happy 18th birthday, Ryan, and thank you for being who you are. You're my friend, my brother and my kinsman, and I have no doubt that you'll make as great an adult as you did a young'un.
Go Sox.
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Leopold had this to say about Cuba:Go Sox.
Amen to that.
Happy B day Suddar.
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So quoth Suddar:
So, who wants first swing now that I'm legal?
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Me!
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
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Bajah had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Happy Birthday Sudar Wilams!
You beat me to it
Happy birthday Suddar.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Suddar had this to say about Captain Planet:
So, who wants first swing now that I'm legal?
...
*swings a bat at Suddar*
I didn't know this became legal when you turned 18!
happy birthday suddar.
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How.... Mr. Parcelan.... uughhhhhh:
*swings a bat at Suddar*I didn't know this became legal when you turned 18!
Egads man! haven't you ever played GTA?
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New Age Bane wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
holy shit his name is ryan too...happy birthday suddar.
UBT's name is Ryan too.