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Topic: Happy birthday, Suddar.
Leopold
Porn maniac
posted 10-25-2004 02:17:46 AM
A little over a month ago, Suddar wrote me a birthday thread, in a gratuitous and fairly homosexual display of public affection. Now, the time has come to return the favor and/or public humiliation. Here goes:

Most people here who know Suddar (at least, in my experience) have the misconception that he is a kind and just man. Nothing could be further from the truth. In truth, Suddar is a diabolical fiend the likes of which not even the bastard clone-child of Goethe and Lovecraft could conceive. He delights in the pain of other living beings, and in fact, has a secret torture basement in which he carefully creates hideous mutants, biological weapons, and those goddamned DDR rip-offs that have destroyed every arcade in the known world. He should be avoided at all costs, and should you have the misfortune of meeting on him the street, avert your eyes, as his mere gaze can reduce a man to ash.

Now, with the requisite affection-decimating humor thus disposed of, the sappy part.

A little over four years ago, when I first came to EC, Suddar and I had a difference of opinion, and a tremendous fight thereby. A few minutes afterwards, he messaged me and apologized--despite the conflagaration not particularly being his fault--and we settled into an amicable discussion, which continued the next day.

That first interaction, I have found, is Suddar in a nutshell. He is by far one of the kindest and (however much he denies it) wisest people I have ever met, and one of the few whom I, in all honesty, consider it a distinct honor and privilege to be a friend of. I don't know that I would be the same person I am today if I hadn't had his help.

So. Happy 18th birthday, Ryan, and thank you for being who you are. You're my friend, my brother and my kinsman, and I have no doubt that you'll make as great an adult as you did a young'un.

Go Sox.

"Leopold said it best. This is one of the few times someone besides me is right." -Mr. Parcelan
TheOriginalZane
Pancake
posted 10-25-2004 02:53:41 AM
quote:
Leopold had this to say about Cuba:

Go Sox.


Amen to that.
Happy B day Suddar.

The worst member of EC.
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Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 10-25-2004 03:30:43 AM
Happy Birthday, Suddar.
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 10-25-2004 05:30:17 AM
Happy birthday Pookie.
Suddar
posted 10-25-2004 06:59:36 AM
So, who wants first swing now that I'm legal?
...
Holden
French Cocksucker
posted 10-25-2004 08:44:47 AM
quote:
So quoth Suddar:
So, who wants first swing now that I'm legal?
...

Me!


"America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you..."
Ares
posted 10-25-2004 11:15:33 AM
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 10-25-2004 12:28:43 PM
Happy birthday, Sudsy McAssStabber.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 10-25-2004 12:45:40 PM
I Suddsy!

Happy Birthday!!!!

Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 10-25-2004 12:48:08 PM
Happy Birthday Suds!

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 10-25-2004 12:48:42 PM
Happy Birthday Sudar Wilams!
Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 10-25-2004 01:15:21 PM
quote:
Bajah had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Happy Birthday Sudar Wilams!

You beat me to it

Happy birthday Suddar.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 10-25-2004 02:00:51 PM
Happy birthday, dude!
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-25-2004 02:30:17 PM
quote:
Suddar had this to say about Captain Planet:
So, who wants first swing now that I'm legal?
...

*swings a bat at Suddar*

I didn't know this became legal when you turned 18!

New Age Bane
Waste Management Crisis
posted 10-25-2004 07:33:13 PM
holy shit his name is ryan too...

happy birthday suddar.

What am I supposed to in here again? Oh yes something witty and oh so pretty!
Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 10-25-2004 07:37:29 PM
quote:
How.... Mr. Parcelan.... uughhhhhh:
*swings a bat at Suddar*

I didn't know this became legal when you turned 18!


Egads man! haven't you ever played GTA?

"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 10-25-2004 11:44:57 PM
quote:
New Age Bane wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
holy shit his name is ryan too...

happy birthday suddar.


UBT's name is Ryan too.

Agent A
Underpowered on Purpose
posted 10-26-2004 05:16:56 PM
Happy birthday Mr. Ryan. One day, I will catch you on AIM and force you to talk to me again.
"How do you all feel about beastiality with taxidermy? It seems like most people aren't very down with it, in fact, alot of people are only medium down with it. But if you only get to second base, where's the harm, right?"
- Melora Creager
BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 10-26-2004 05:33:42 PM
Happy birfday Suddar!!

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