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Topic: The Rumors Thread
Drysart
Pancake
posted 10-17-2004 12:24:58 AM
In this thread, you get to post all the juicy rumors you've heard about . Go!
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 10-17-2004 12:26:09 AM
Me? Well golly!

Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 10-17-2004 12:26:23 AM
Name script
Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Gadani
U
posted 10-17-2004 12:26:32 AM
I heard Gadani was a loser faux-goth.
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 10-17-2004 12:27:50 AM
just when you thought he forgot about that script... DUN DUN DUN
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 10-17-2004 12:27:58 AM
I heard I'm living in Tampa and beginning to shiver when it's 60 degrees out!
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 10-17-2004 12:31:29 AM
quote:
Xyrra was naked while typing this:
I heard I'm living in Tampa and beginning to shiver when it's 60 degrees out!

Dear Xyrra,
I hate you

Love,
Chriss

Jargum
Doughnut
posted 10-17-2004 12:31:54 AM
I hear he's a sexy beast with a harem of women so big they could only fit it in an X-box. And then he needed another X-box for all the money the President gave him for stuff.
Zaile Ghostmaker
You've gotta remember, I'm an EverQuest character.
posted 10-17-2004 12:38:51 AM
I hear that Palador's room is a total pit filled with comics, anime DVDs, DND books, CD ROMS, Video Games, gaming dice, empty beverage containers, and Ace Bandages.

Some say that he has a bed hidden in the back of the room, but I think he just sleep on a big pile of his treasure hoard of geekyness.

I hear that he has two hip flasks for booze, but doesn't drink.

I hear that in CoH, he has about three servers full of characters now. And not a one of them is named after me, damn it! Why? What's wrong with me that he won't name at least one of them after me? Annoying bitch, won't name a hero after his favorate EQ character.... errr, sorry. Got off track there.

I also hear that he's been getting about five hours of sleep a night lately, at most. Then working 12 hour shifts. That's going to catch up to him pretty soon, I think. Dumbass.

I find that most problems can be solved by excessive violence.

It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.

Aaron (the good one)
posted 10-17-2004 12:41:16 AM
I hear Parcelan has been sober for 3 years.
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Kael
Whistlepig
posted 10-17-2004 12:41:30 AM
I hear the tonberries are plotting against him.

Fucking. Tonberries.

Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 10-17-2004 12:43:14 AM
I hear Alek is incompatible with everyone.
"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 10-17-2004 12:43:46 AM
quote:
Drysart had this to say about (_|_):
In this thread, you get to post all the juicy rumors you've heard about Mr. Gainsborough. Go!

He touches himself at night!

Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-17-2004 02:43:01 AM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Delidgamond wrote:
I hear Parcelan has been sober for 3 years.

Maybe a week now. I drank at my buddy's coming home from Iraq party, but before that, the last time I drank was sometime in July.

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 10-17-2004 02:43:05 AM
quote:
Kael stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
I hear the tonberries are plotting against him.

Fucking. Tonberries.


I don't know if Tonberries are capable of plotting. They're pretty straightforward. Locate squishy, step step step, eviscerate.

The cactuars, on the other hand. The cactuars.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 10-17-2004 02:49:47 AM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Mr. Parcelan wrote:
Maybe a week now. I drank at my buddy's coming home from Iraq party, but before that, the last time I drank was sometime in July.

Eh...you proved your point, though. Got away from it long enough to gain some perspective. I'd still be proud of that.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 10-17-2004 02:55:56 AM
I heard Bummey sent Drys a PM and he didn't respond!
Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-17-2004 03:04:01 AM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Eh...you proved your point, though. Got away from it long enough to gain some perspective. I'd still be proud of that.

Whatever. I don't intend to get trashed with any great furor in the future, either. That was a special occasion.

I've moved past the point where alcohol was the most incredible thing on earth.

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 10-17-2004 03:05:08 AM
This was a very bad thread to use that in. There's no way you're going to fool anyone with it this time, even the newbies. If a thread is supposed to be full of juicy rumors about me, I'm going to read the entire thread before I reply. But by that time I've figured out something is up because everyone is talking about themselves.

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 10-17-2004 03:05:56 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Whatever. I don't intend to get trashed with any great furor in the future, either. That was a special occasion.

Except for NikCon rite

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 10-17-2004 03:06:33 AM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Mr. Parcelan said:
Whatever. I don't intend to get trashed with any great furor in the future, either. That was a special occasion.

I've moved past the point where alcohol was the most incredible thing on earth.


For a while there you commented on booze a lot. Then you stopped for a while when it lost it's charm. I think a lot of folks go through that, especially around their college years. It wasn't like you were an alcoholic or anything, or even borderline, but it doesn't hurt to get some perspective on something now and then.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-17-2004 03:09:17 AM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Snoota!
Except for NikCon rite

Kicking Demos', Zair's and Rodent King's ass is going to be a very special occasion.

But perhaps I've said too much.

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 10-17-2004 03:11:17 AM
Can we do a blanket party? Can we can we!? We haven't had a good old blanket party in a long time!
Zair
The Imp
posted 10-17-2004 03:11:32 AM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Mr. Parcelan:
Kicking Demos', Zair's and Rodent King's ass is going to be a very special occasion.

But perhaps I've said too much.


Not so certain I'll be there, so you can kick Demos's ass twice.

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 10-17-2004 03:12:21 AM
We were going to do that anyway. And kick your ass twice, actually. So we'll have to kick Demos' ass four times.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-17-2004 03:15:28 AM
quote:
Zair obviously shouldn't have said:
Not so certain I'll be there, so you can kick Demos's ass twice.

You're already signed up for the midnight entertainment, dawg.

The nerd pounding is right between when we give Blindy swirlies and when we press RedMage's face into a George Foreman grill.

So seriously, don't let us down.

Zair
The Imp
posted 10-17-2004 04:34:21 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan probably says this to all the girls:
You're already signed up for the midnight entertainment, dawg.

The nerd pounding is right between when we give Blindy swirlies and when we press RedMage's face into a George Foreman grill.

So seriously, don't let us down.


I feel so wanted

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 10-17-2004 04:38:13 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when Mr. Parcelan wrote:
Kicking Demos', Zair's and Rodent King's ass is going to be a very special occasion.

But perhaps I've said too much.


All 3 of them are in/near Chicago.

...cityist!

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Noxhil
Pancake
posted 10-17-2004 12:21:45 PM
quote:
Xyrra stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
I heard I'm living in Tampa and beginning to shiver when it's 60 degrees out!

I disagree, the weather is *perfect* right now. At night it is a bit chilly laying in grass, but other than that, this is the best time of the year for us.

El Cuchillo
RETARD! DO NOT FEED!
posted 10-17-2004 12:25:15 PM
I heard I'm actually an AI program meant to simulate a faux-mexican.
Strip Club - Online Comic Reader and Archiver for Linux and Windows (and maybe OSX)
Nike
Pancake
posted 10-17-2004 12:26:42 PM
i hear SHE is an amazing driver. I mean... WOW...

gurl's got skills...

Winning IS everything
BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 10-17-2004 04:11:15 PM
I hear she got her heart smashed to bits.
Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 10-17-2004 04:12:27 PM
Well, I wasn't going to say anything... after all, there's just certain things you don't talk about, you know? I'm not exactly sure how it started, but
Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 10-17-2004 04:13:03 PM
I heard he bathes in a small tin basin with gasoline while he smokes.
"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 10-17-2004 04:16:50 PM
quote:
BeauChan wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
I hear she got her heart smashed to bits.

Partially true (except I'm NOT A GIRL).

"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
Ferrel
Fippy's VP
posted 10-17-2004 04:39:17 PM
I hear she isn't really a gnoll, but some sort of canine pretending to be.
Ferrel!
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 10-17-2004 06:39:56 PM
He once killed a flight attendent and buried her body underneath one of the horse stalls in a farm in northern New Jersey.

Then he lived in her house for like a year before the cops got suspicious. Now, he's on the lam in Tonga, living inside the proverbial tequila bottle. What a pathetic piece of shit he's become.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Puggy
Pancake
posted 10-17-2004 06:45:15 PM
I hear he's a vampire and he
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