Hopfully spoiler tag won't ruin this
I like you alot...almost as much as Pearl Harbour sucked.
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JooJooFlop still thinks SARS jokes are topical, as evidenced by:
BTW, anyone notice the training montage song was the same one used in the Aspen episode of South Park?
Yeah, I thought it sounded familiar. I don't think it's exactly the same, but it's close.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Today put an end to that. My god, that movie rocked.
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Out of a possible 10, Azizza scored a straight 1 with:
"I'm so wonely. Oh so wonely."
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How.... Bajah.... uughhhhhh:
Rone-ree!
oops 
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JooJooFlop got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
As soon as I find the exact wording of the dick/pussy/asshole speech the bum in the bar gave it's going in my sig.
JooJoo, according to Corporate Mofo:
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"There are three kinds of people in this world," Johnston says. "Dicks, assholes and pussies. We're dicks, and the rest of the world are pussies. But sometimes an asshole comes along and wants to shit all over everyone, and the only kind of person who can fuck an asshole is a dick, because pussies are just an inch away from being assholes themselves." (Diplomatically, Johnston concedes, "Sometimes dicks fuck assholes at inappropriate times, and they need pussies to guide them in the right direction.")
I'll have to see who wants to go see this movie come Monday.
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Leopold's account was hax0red to write:
JooJoo, according to Corporate Mofo:
Nah, that's just a synopsis of the speech Johnson makes at the end based on the speech a wino in a bar gave him earlier in the movie.
Amer-i-caaaaa!
America, FUCK YEAH!
Coming now to save the motherfuckin' day, yeah!
America, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way!
Terrorists, your day is through
'cause now you have to answer to
America, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt and suck on my balls
America, FUCK YEAH!
Soundtrack is released November 2nd.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Vorago had this to say about dark elf butts:
"Matt Damon!"
I loved that 
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JooJooFlop attempted to be funny by writing:
Nah, that's just a synopsis of the speech Johnson makes at the end based on the speech a wino in a bar gave him earlier in the movie.
Here is the quote for JooJoo:
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There are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinkin' it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because... pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck! And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get?? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!!
