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Topic: Day of the Eunuch!
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 10-14-2004 10:49:32 AM
I just dropped off my cat at the vet this morning for his neutering and it was one of the hardest things I've ever done.

He was meowing so forlornly at me the entire drive there and didn't want to let go of me when we got to the vet. It was just so sad and pathetic at the same time. Tug the heartstrings, Raspy!

I'm this big tough guy and it almost made me cry

Kaglaaz How'ler
Pancake
posted 10-14-2004 10:56:00 AM
quote:
Bajah probably says this to all the girls:
I just dropped off my cat at the vet this morning for his neutering and it was one of the hardest things I've ever done.

He was meowing so forlornly at me the entire drive there and didn't want to let go of me when we got to the vet. It was just so sad and pathetic at the same time. Tug the heartstrings, Raspy!

I'm this big tough guy and it almost made me cry


Surgery is scary no matter what. And cats seem to be worse about the 6th sense when you're bringing them in for "altering." Critter did much the same thing when he went in for *snip snip* but when we got him out of his animal carrier he went wild trying to jump around the exam room. The yeowling in the car was him mourning the loss of the family jewels, and I guess Critter just wanted to put up one last fight to keep them
Now when we bring him to the Vet he charms the socks off the Vet and the Vet's Assistants. Giving them hugs and purring his fool head off.
Raspy will be fine, just try not to laugh too much at his cone.

Kaglaaz How'ler fucked around with this message on 10-14-2004 at 10:57 AM.

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Pvednes
Lynched
posted 10-14-2004 10:58:22 AM
On the bright side, he can guard the harem now.

Pvednes fucked around with this message on 10-14-2004 at 10:58 AM.

Timpofee
Mancake
posted 10-14-2004 11:03:59 AM
quote:
Pvednes spewed forth this undeniable truth:
On the bright side, he can guard the harem now.

HAHAHA

HAPPY NUTCHOP DAY!!!

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 10-14-2004 01:46:05 PM
They going for removal or just the zapping? A lot of the places down in NC just before we moved were going to laser. No invasive cutting, etc, cats don't get that "Eunuch Bulk", and it still keeps males from spraying and so forth.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 10-14-2004 01:59:54 PM
quote:
Verily, Kaglaaz How'ler doth proclaim:

Now when we bring him to the Vet he charms the socks off the Vet and the Vet's Assistants. Giving them hugs and purring his fool head off.
Raspy will be fine, just try not to laugh too much at his cone.

My cat is the exact same way. He can be a little selfish pistol when it's just him and me, but once he's at the vet he is working his best moves on the nurses.

They always compliment me on how well behaived my cat is.

"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-14-2004 02:03:29 PM
quote:
Reynar thought about the meaning of life:
They always compliment me on how well behaived my cat is.

If someone chopped your nuts off you'd try to stay on their good side lest they remove anything else, wouldn't you?

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 10-14-2004 02:18:43 PM
Poor kitty!

We are going to have to take our kittens in soon too. I am not looking forward to it, I hate to see them scared and in pain.

Mightion Defensor
posted 10-14-2004 02:37:54 PM
quote:
Nae attempted to be funny by writing:
Poor kitty!

We are going to have to take our kittens in soon too. I am not looking forward to it, I hate to see them scared and in pain.


When we had my dog neutered back in 1982, when my mother went to pick him up, he literally leaped into her arms when he saw her. Only time he ever jumped into anyone's arms.

When he got home, he did hide from us for a few hours... Lord knows I would have, too...

Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 10-14-2004 02:42:12 PM
quote:
Nae Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Poor kitty!

We are going to have to take our kittens in soon too. I am not looking forward to it, I hate to see them scared and in pain.


There's no real pain with it, they are put asleep and given pain medicine. Most of the "Im in pain" meowing is just them complaining

When my cat wants out, he can do the "I'm a nearly dead cat please let me out!" meow routine with no effort.

Reynar fucked around with this message on 10-14-2004 at 02:44 PM.

"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 10-14-2004 02:46:04 PM
I'm telling you...get the doctor to zap them in the nuggets with a laser.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 10-14-2004 02:59:15 PM
quote:
Reynar Model 2000 was programmed to say:
There's no real pain with it, they are put asleep and given pain medicine. Most of the "Im in pain" meowing is just them complaining

That's what they tell you, but I hear that they haven't had any humans test out the procedure to make sure.

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 10-14-2004 03:32:51 PM
quote:
This is what Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael is doing. This is what I want Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael to do :

I'm telling you...get the doctor to zap them in the nuggets with a laser.


I don't know why I just pictured this big Panda in a labcoat, do the Doctor Evil "Laser" thing with the hooked fingers. Thanks, Mad Scientist Deth!

Nike
Pancake
posted 10-14-2004 03:58:21 PM
I am sorry to hear about your cat, i feel the same way about my car. Yes ... car. I cried when I saw him on the hoist the first time...

On a happier note (for me) ...Im disecting a cat in anatomy... its awesome!!!

Winning IS everything
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 10-14-2004 04:01:04 PM
When they told us we'd be dissecting cats in zoology (wtf did I have to take that class) back when I was in college, I walked out of the lab.

I love domestic pets (cats, dogs, birds, rabbits, etcetc). I'm not a dissecting kind of person. This is why I'm not a doctor or a vet!

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-14-2004 04:04:40 PM
I'd rather disect a human than a cat or dog.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Nike
Pancake
posted 10-14-2004 04:40:44 PM
You have no idea how much I want to disect a human...

I even offered to supply the body myself...

My TA didn't appreciate my commentary, but was very impressed by my precision... we skinned the cat the other day, I hate my lab partners!! They are just not careful...

Doesn't anyone else, excluding me, watch operations on television?

Does no one feel my pain?!?

Winning IS everything
nem-x
posted 10-14-2004 04:53:24 PM
Nike
Pancake
posted 10-14-2004 06:19:12 PM
You'll be needing a "freak" the day you have surgery, dumbass.
Winning IS everything
Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 10-14-2004 06:39:03 PM
quote:
Bajah's fortune cookie read:
When they told us we'd be dissecting cats in zoology (wtf did I have to take that class) back when I was in college, I walked out of the lab.

I love domestic pets (cats, dogs, birds, rabbits, etcetc). I'm not a dissecting kind of person. This is why I'm not a doctor or a vet!


I have this odd feeling that i'm going to have to disect some rat/cat brains and learn to do Stereotaxic Surgery on rats at some point in my undergrad/grad career for Psychology. It's not gonna be fun. Just the sound of the dental drill boring through the skull makes me queesy.

Kaglaaz How'ler
Pancake
posted 10-14-2004 06:39:21 PM
quote:
Reynar had this to say about (_|_):
My cat is the exact same way. He can be a little selfish pistol when it's just him and me, but once he's at the vet he is working his best moves on the nurses.

They always compliment me on how well behaived my cat is.


Critter is a traitor to kittykind. He *gasp* greets you at the door, he greets strangers at the door. He WAY too loving and affectionate for a cat. Rarely is he ever aloof. He even comes to you when you call his name.

Many of our friends say he's not a cat, he's a dog that purrs!

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Demos
Pancake
posted 10-14-2004 06:41:35 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Nike said:
You'll be needing a "freak" the day you have surgery, dumbass.

Ok, see, nem-x doesn't say that as an insult. We call everybody freaks. I'm a freak. Nem is a freak. And delid...well, is Delid.

"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
PhattyMcPhat
Pancake
posted 10-14-2004 06:41:47 PM
I dont understand why we have vets when we dont have enough doctors to go around. How can you morally work on animals, when we have humans who need work done to them. I dunno, I have spoken with several people from middle eastern countries and they all say the same thing: just how rediculous it is that we have people studying to be vets when they could have been doctors.
Not everything that can be measured counts, and not everything that counts can be measured."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-14-2004 06:42:59 PM
quote:
Nike attempted to be funny by writing:
You'll be needing a "freak" the day you have surgery, dumbass.

Uppity noobs insulting respected members of the board makes for good lynching.

Demos
Pancake
posted 10-14-2004 06:46:56 PM
Eh, he just made the mistake most newbs make - taking us too seriously
"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Zair
The Imp
posted 10-14-2004 06:52:59 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when PhattyMcPhat said:
I dont understand why we have vets when we dont have enough doctors to go around.


Because we have a demand for vets.

Also, most people don't choose their profession based on what can best aid society. They do what they like.

Zair fucked around with this message on 10-14-2004 at 06:53 PM.

New Age Bane
Waste Management Crisis
posted 10-14-2004 08:24:53 PM
I remember when Mr. Magoo went in for his, when we brought him home he pissed all over the back seat, and it still smells every so often till this day. Its been like 3 years.... and my dad has tried everything.
What am I supposed to in here again? Oh yes something witty and oh so pretty!
Nike
Pancake
posted 10-14-2004 11:53:40 PM
I am sorry Nem-X for taking your comment too seriously. I am having the worst day ever... Although it is not an excuse, perhaps you can understand my "uppity" moment.

Mr. Parcelan, be gentle... Im a n00b...

Demos, thank you for your patience. (I am also a 'she')

Do new people normally start a thread introducing themselves? I am unaware of the "initiation" phase.

Winning IS everything
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 10-14-2004 11:57:52 PM
Taking Nem's comments too seriously...

If there's one person on the forums you should never take seriously, it'd be Nem.

Black fucked around with this message on 10-14-2004 at 11:58 PM.



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 10-15-2004 12:06:46 AM
quote:
Black stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Taking Nem's comments too seriously...

If there's one person on the forums you should never take seriously, it'd be Nem.


I'd say Kagramma, but it's close.

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-15-2004 12:08:07 AM
I take Kagrama very seriously.
Aaron (the good one)
posted 10-15-2004 12:09:25 AM
I take your Mom every night, seriously
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-15-2004 01:21:37 AM
Ever notice when Parce talks to new people he sounds a lot like a racist southern sheriff?
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Nike
Pancake
posted 10-15-2004 06:25:15 PM
Thanks for the advice, but you people still haven't answered my question about an "All about me" thread.

Do I do one?

Or should I let people find out about me through my replies?

Winning IS everything
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-15-2004 07:02:05 PM
quote:
Nike stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Thanks for the advice, but you people still haven't answered my question about an "All about me" thread.

Do I do one?


I wouldn't bother. Hell, I never did.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 10-15-2004 07:05:23 PM
quote:
Nike wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Thanks for the advice, but you people still haven't answered my question about an "All about me" thread.

Do I do one?

Or should I let people find out about me through my replies?


Over the past couple of years it has become the fad to do an introduction thread. It really isn't necessary, alot of the regulars never made one themselves. However, it is a nice thing to do, so people can get to understand who you are.

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 10-15-2004 07:28:02 PM
quote:
How.... Nae.... uughhhhhh:
Over the past couple of years it has become the fad to do an introduction thread. It really isn't necessary, alot of the regulars never made one themselves. However, it is a nice thing to do, so people can get to understand who you are.


And generally lets you avoid a lynching and such because you start spouting off random things that people aren't expecting to hear or that might be taken out of context given that you're an unknown entity entering the environment.

Make one if you wanna.

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Peter
Pancake
posted 10-16-2004 03:43:06 PM
quote:
Mightion Defensor had this to say about Cuba:
When we had my dog neutered back in 1982, when my mother went to pick him up, he literally leaped into her arms when he saw her. Only time he ever jumped into anyone's arms.

When he got home, he did hide from us for a few hours... Lord knows I would have, too...



Our old dog Corky Did not like the Vet at all after he was fixed. Was a war to get him in the office, he broke the danmed choke chains every time we went (And these were sone heavy duty chains ) And When the vet got near, well the vet becam e classified as dog food pretty quick.

Out current dogs could care less though.

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