-Cthulhu and any references to Cthulhu or Cthulhu's weird-ass language.
-Religion.
-Pretending to be an internet toughguy. IE: "I hope I never meet that child molestor or I'd kill him!" "If I met that rapist, I'd use my nunchuks and kill him!" "Gydyon's got a sweet ass...I'll kill him!"
-Pretending cats are superior to dogs. Dogs > Cats, ok.
-Suddar.
-Attempting to gross out the opposition rather than win by fighting. IE: "Oh yeah? Well, I fisted your grandma!" "Anus worms! Anus worms! Anus worms!" "Hi, I'm Aury."
-Pretending your opinions are important and should be obeyed as the Word of God.
-Zair.
Things that are hip and trendy:
-Referring to Liberals as "Zairglings."
-Anne Coulter.
-Michael Moore fat jokes.
-Light bulbs.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
quote:
This one time, at Mr. Parcelan camp:
Anne Coulter
Ann Coulter
quote:
JooJooFlop's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Ann Coulter
I don't pretend to know the law, only to uphold it.
quote:
JooJooFlop spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Ann Coulter
Must burn.
quote:
Verily, Lashanna doth proclaim:
Must burn.
Hating Ann Coulter is so five months ago.
It's not something people hear about.
quote:
Zair had this to say about Punky Brewster:
omg zairgling rush
*Rushes* 
. Thats the edit button, use it.
quote:
That damn dirty Y.O.T.C rudely interrupted me to say;
hey newb. see this button. Thats the edit button, use it.
SHUT UP YOU GRANDMA FISTING FUCKFACE
quote:
Delidgamond's fortune cookie read:
SHUT UP YOU GRANDMA FISTING FUCKFACE
you know she likes it.
quote:
JooJooFlop screamed this from the crapper:
Hating Ann Coulter is so five months ago.
No it isn't, because just about every time she opens her mouth, something hilarious and infuriating comes out.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
quote:
Karnaj spewed forth this undeniable truth:
No it isn't, because just about every time she opens her mouth, something hilarious and infuriating comes out.
Welcome to how we feel about Michael Moore.
quote:
The propaganda machine of Mr. Parcelan's junta released this statement:
Welcome to how we feel about Michael Moore.
'We' being?
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Suddar fhtagn.
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
'We' being?
The Borg.
It's not that hard to figure out.
quote:
A sleep deprived Mr. Parcelan stammered:
-Pretending your opinions are important and should be obeyed as the Word of God.
btw, if you didn't get this, you can classify yourself as yesterday's news.
PS: In addition, Ann Coulter needs a good fucking.
PPS: Light bulbs are still hot issues.
