P.S. He's pissed.

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Snoota had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
God does exist.

P.S. He's pissed.

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I was looking at that not 20 minutes ago, thinking.. somebody is going to post this..

"Now, maybe people will pay attention to these signs! God is the only way!"

But what they also fail to mention, there was another bilboard that made it through the storm as well. It was one for Budwiser. So... maybe God is telling us to drink more beer?

It's trying to say beer is God.

"And the Lord said to thee and thou people, Thou shalt dink more Guinness, and blessed in the knowledge that thine drink of the holy grains. And thou shalt be blessed by God, thine Lord."

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x--MonicaO-('-'Q) :
I think we still have a few of those signs around here... man, Oklahoma really is a few years behind the rest of the country.

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No, they're all over the place.

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This insanity brought to you by Monica:
Ah... I got the impression the "ad campaign" was supposed to done with.

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Silly Monica, this is the sort of thing that never ends.

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We were all impressed when Trillee wrote:

"And the Lord said to thee and thou people, Thou shalt dink more Guinness, and blessed in the knowledge that thine drink of the holy grains. And thou shalt be blessed by God, thine Lord."

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Now that is a church I can attend regularly!

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Karnaj attempted to be funny by writing:
I wonder how pissed off people would be if someone put up a billboard saying "Why waste every Sunday worshipping a psychopath from an ancient tribal mythology? Deconvert today!" Well, that's a lie. I know how pissed off people would get.

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If God exists, he won't let me make this post!

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Karnaj stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
I wonder how pissed off people would be if someone put up a billboard saying "Why waste every Sunday worshipping a psychopath from an ancient tribal mythology? Deconvert today!" Well, that's a lie. I know how pissed off people would get.

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Hrm, I wonder how much it is to rent a billboard.

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Roll the dice to see if Snoota is getting drunk!
If God exists, he won't let me make this post!

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x--NaimahO-('-'Q) :
Hrm, I wonder how much it is to rent a billboard.

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There are a couple around here advertised for $400 a month

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JooJooFlop had this to say about John Romero:
Could the church sue for any reason should I decide to adopt Jesus as a spokescharacter for, say, condoms?

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That would be HILARIOUS. I can see it now, some overzealous priest's first reaction* would be "This ad campaign is blasphemy! Boycott condoms!"

Then...hilarity ensuses.

*no, I'm not stereotyping priests here, but I imagine that out of all the priests (who are usually nice folks, I'm sure) there may be one who will have the particular mix of faith and bad judgement that would bring this hypothetical situation to its critical mass of hilarity

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JooJooFlop's fortune cookie read:
Could the church sue for any reason should I decide to adopt Jesus as a spokescharacter for, say, condoms? Does anyone own the rights to Jesus's image?

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As a pure advertisement, there's no reason why you couldn't do it. The problem is that it would ruin any company attached to it. Of course, since you'd just be making up a company name, there'd be no company to ruin, but you wouldn't want that on your record. If you looked to get hired with someone, they might look and say "Oh, this is that guy who made the commercial about the condoms the son of God uses. No hire." It would certainly be discrimination, but you'd have a hard time proving it was happening.

You can't fuck with christianity and have any kind of serious position in America. Especially in the south.

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Maradon! stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
There are a couple around here advertised for $400 a month

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Probably more expensive in Dallas. Which is sad.