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Topic: I dare you.
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 10-05-2004 07:13:22 PM
Since Black wants the board to be more active, I thought the best way would be to have you all ask me to do something. This something will be extremely confusing, disturbing, and sometimes laughable if done right. I want you to ask me to find porn of any cartoon you can think of. This is not only a dare, but a double dog dare that I can find anything you ask of.

The only rules are:
-Must be American Cartoon Titles
-No Specific Characters for Awkward Titles. Popular ones like Looney Tunes or the Simpsons is ok.
-No Cameo Appearances or One-Time Characters. Those get to be a serious pain in the ass to find if at all.
-Comic Book suggestions will be accepted, but nothing too out of the ordinary.
-Try to stay away from anything TOO lolita. Some of it gets really fucking nasty.

This thread is not for personal enjoyment, it is simply to show exactly how sick the internet is. YOTC will be my co-partner in this challenge and together we don't think that you can stump us.

Disclaimers: This thread will contain undoubtedly contain furry, funky, and just plain wrong material. If you are offended by this sort of thing, please leave now. Any flames given to either me or YOTC in this thread shall be met with images that you really really really just don't want to see. Keep an open and twisted mind and we can all have a little fun and alot of laughs with this.

Demos
Pancake
posted 10-05-2004 07:15:04 PM
More starfire.
"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 10-05-2004 07:15:50 PM
You dont want the rest of the starfire that weve found... it gets... bad.
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 10-05-2004 07:16:32 PM
quote:
Y.O.T.C had this to say about Robocop:
You dont want the rest of the starfire that weve found... it gets... bad.

Now now, we can't refuse the man's challenge. That would make us lose.

Mr. Gainsborough fucked around with this message on 10-05-2004 at 07:20 PM.

TheOriginalZane
Pancake
posted 10-05-2004 07:17:28 PM
Captain planet.
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Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 10-05-2004 07:22:11 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent TheOriginalZane said:
Captain planet.

... god this is gona hurt...

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 10-05-2004 07:22:33 PM
quote:
TheOriginalZane stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Captain planet.

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 10-05-2004 07:24:46 PM
he's using the power of hard-on.
TheOriginalZane
Pancake
posted 10-05-2004 07:29:03 PM
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough had this to say about Optimus Prime:
http://img32.exs.cx/img32/4240/captain013.jpg

King Arthur and the knights of justice.

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Demos
Pancake
posted 10-05-2004 07:30:17 PM
Ooh ooh, I got it! The reporter chick from Gargoyles!
"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Iulius Czar
Pancake
posted 10-05-2004 07:33:04 PM
Space Ghost
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 10-05-2004 07:33:32 PM
quote:
Demos thought about the meaning of life:
Ooh ooh, I got it! The reporter chick from Gargoyles!

Solo, with a female gargoyle or with a male gargoyle?

And Zane, that'll take some time, but me and YOTC know it exists. Discussing its whereabouts now.

TheOriginalZane
Pancake
posted 10-05-2004 07:38:12 PM
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Solo, with a female gargoyle or with a male gargoyle?

And Zane, that'll take some time, but me and YOTC know it exists. Discussing its whereabouts now.


okay... I was curious, now I'm disgusted.

oh what about Mr.Bogus.

TheOriginalZane fucked around with this message on 10-05-2004 at 07:40 PM.

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Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 10-05-2004 07:41:10 PM
Pfffft, Gargoyle's pr0n is EASY

Now, King Arthur... that is a true challenge

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 10-05-2004 07:41:55 PM
quote:
Iulius Czar stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Space Ghost

Addy
posted 10-05-2004 07:42:04 PM
Carebears
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 10-05-2004 07:43:23 PM
quote:
TheOriginalZane had this to say about John Romero:
okay... I was curious, now I'm disgusted.

oh what about Mr.Bogus.


New rule. If I haven't heard about the cartoon, it doesn't exist.

Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 10-05-2004 07:43:46 PM
quote:
Addy enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Carebears

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

oh god my eyes will bleed from this one.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 10-05-2004 07:44:39 PM
quote:
Addy said this about your mom:
Carebears

TheOriginalZane
Pancake
posted 10-05-2004 07:45:01 PM
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough had this to say about Captain Planet:
New rule. If I haven't heard about the cartoon, it doesn't exist.

It was only on for a year 10 years ago.

TheOriginalZane fucked around with this message on 10-05-2004 at 07:53 PM.

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Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 10-05-2004 07:46:58 PM
quote:
Verily, TheOriginalZane doth proclaim:
It was only on for a year 10 years ago.

i remember him, hes in some dirty hardcore stuff somewhere.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 10-05-2004 07:48:55 PM
quote:
Y.O.T.C probably says this to all the girls:
i remember him, hes in some dirty hardcore stuff somewhere.

See, this is why there's two of us. I haven't ever seen the actual show.

I know I will fail if you give me some really really fucking out there titles, so if you want this thread to be more than excuses, post some awkward titles that were actually on for a while.

Tareshinal
Pancake
posted 10-05-2004 07:52:35 PM
Mighty Mouse (I know this will make me want to go and crack open a thing of bleach, but go for it)
TheOriginalZane
Pancake
posted 10-05-2004 07:54:29 PM
Hong Kong Phooey.
Im going to stump you.
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Iulius Czar
Pancake
posted 10-05-2004 07:54:56 PM
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough's account was hax0red to write:
[Space Ghost Sniffing Panties]

Ah, too easy I see--time to get down to the meat of the challenge, as it were:

Meatwad, of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
(I'll give half a mark for Shake or Frylock)

Ian Benjamin
Pancake
posted 10-05-2004 07:57:34 PM
The Snorks
Ian Benjamin
(MJER)

Everything ever taught to you by Jim Bob of Billy Bob's Black Belt Emporium is a lie. Now, tie your obi UNDER the hakama and try again.

Malbi
posted 10-05-2004 07:57:53 PM
Snorks
I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 10-05-2004 08:01:12 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Tareshinal was all like:
Mighty Mouse (I know this will make me want to go and crack open a thing of bleach, but go for it)

Fuck, I found Mighty Ducks and Mickey Mouse but nothing in between yet.

Help me out, YOTC!

Holden
French Cocksucker
posted 10-05-2004 08:03:00 PM
Spiderman? ;x

"America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you..."
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 10-05-2004 08:03:37 PM
quote:
TheOriginalZane was listening to Cher while typing:
Hong Kong Phooey.
Im going to stump you.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 10-05-2004 08:07:46 PM
quote:
Holden had this to say about Pirotess:
Spiderman? ;x

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 10-05-2004 08:09:22 PM
New rule, for every person that stumps me, I shall put them in my sig line saying something ego-boosting about them and degrading towards me. I knew going into this thread that I couldn't find everything out there, but I had to pretend I did to get the most participation. ^______^

I'll accept Zane for beating me with King Arthur for now and Iulius for beating me with Aqua Teen. Although I could be evil and just post any picture of Meatwad seeing as how he is naked anyways. Also Tareshinal for Mighty Mouse. I could've swore I had that. >___>

P.S.

Mr. Gainsborough fucked around with this message on 10-05-2004 at 08:14 PM.

Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 10-05-2004 08:11:50 PM
hmm haveing trouble with king arthur and the snorks, would you settle for arthur and the wuzzles?
Vinven D`Slyfox
posted 10-05-2004 08:21:55 PM
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Ian Benjamin
Pancake
posted 10-05-2004 08:22:35 PM
quote:
Y.O.T.C had this to say about Pirotess:
hmm haveing trouble with king arthur and the snorks, would you settle for arthur and the wuzzles?

Bah, Wuzzles? Phht!

(It's all good, I think it's all hysterical. BTW, Brandy from Space Ghost is hot.)

Ian Benjamin
(MJER)

Everything ever taught to you by Jim Bob of Billy Bob's Black Belt Emporium is a lie. Now, tie your obi UNDER the hakama and try again.

Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 10-05-2004 08:23:01 PM
quote:
Vinven D`Slyfox had this to say about Robocop:
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

oh come on, drysart hosted and posted ninja turtle porn before. thats just not thinking hard enough.

Ragabash
Pancake
posted 10-05-2004 08:25:13 PM
I know there's transformers porn out there...but what about GOBOTS! MUAHAHA

edit: And who the hell asked for SB porn anyway? No one thats who! *burns his eyes*

Ragabash fucked around with this message on 10-05-2004 at 08:27 PM.

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Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 10-05-2004 08:26:30 PM
... go bots was those puppet things wasnt it?
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 10-05-2004 08:26:35 PM
quote:
Verily, Vinven D`Slyfox doth proclaim:
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

I'll do this simply because April is a fucking babe!

Ragabash
Pancake
posted 10-05-2004 08:28:00 PM
quote:
Y.O.T.C's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
... go bots was those puppet things wasnt it?

No, it was the transformers copycat, another cartoon. Had some transforming helecopter as the main badguy.

I think it was called gobots anyway...


edit: changed spinoff to copycat

Ragabash fucked around with this message on 10-05-2004 at 08:29 PM.

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