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Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 09-26-2004 03:23:28 AM
I have now seen what is perhaps the worst movie to have ever been created. We decided to rent something as a Gag for some friends and picked up this little gem. We expected it to be bad. What we got was far beyond our wildest expectations. This movie made open water look like Lord of the Rings.

I can not put into words what it was like watching it. However we could not tear ourselves away. Much like watching a train-wreck you wanted to cover your eyes but found yourself peeking through your fingers. Rent this and waste 90 minutes of your life. It will make you realize that no matter what happens from that point on, it can not get any worse than what you just went through.

P.S. I think the crowning achievement of the movie was the use of double headed dildos as ninja weapons.

Azizza fucked around with this message on 09-26-2004 at 03:25 AM.

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 09-26-2004 03:29:40 AM
quote:
Azizza had this to say about Robocop:
I have now seen what is perhaps the worst movie to have ever been created.

You haven't watch much MST3K, have you? I've seen stuff on there that makes "Plan 9 From Outer Space" look like "Citizen Kane".

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
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Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 09-26-2004 03:31:30 AM
Oh no. I love MST3K. There is nothing I have ever seen on there that approaches this level.
"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 09-26-2004 03:32:32 AM
quote:
Azizza's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
P.S. I think the crowning achievement of the movie was the use of double headed dildos as ninja weapons.

That... doesn't sound like such a bad movie.

Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 09-26-2004 03:34:29 AM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Snoota said this:
That... doesn't sound like such a bad movie.

They were dressed up like power ranger meks at the time.

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Leopold
Porn maniac
posted 09-26-2004 06:56:01 AM
Hey, Kira Reed is hot.
"Leopold said it best. This is one of the few times someone besides me is right." -Mr. Parcelan
leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 09-26-2004 07:57:22 AM
That actually does sound hilariously funny.
Ares
posted 09-26-2004 08:36:28 AM
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 09-26-2004 09:23:01 AM
Manos, the Hands of Fate.

The movie that Dr. Forrester apologized for.

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Drysart
Pancake
posted 09-26-2004 10:13:53 AM
MST3K TRIVIA TIME

The first to name which episode this is screencaptured from will get a free month's subscription:

I'll also take requests for stuff to capture since I have every episode.

Brahmin Bloodlust
High Priest of Drysart
posted 09-26-2004 11:46:53 AM
I actually bought this movie. I love BAD movies. Castle Freak, Project Metal Beast, Troll 2, Alien Prey, The Cars that Ate Paris, Maximum Overdrive, Jack Frost, Robot Monster, Uncle Sam, Dusk til Dawn: Texas Bloodmoney... God my list could go on with the piles of crap I own...

But, they are all fun to watch with a bunch a friends when you want a good laugh

Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 09-26-2004 11:58:24 AM
Man I can't remmember the name>_< But I am pretty sure it is the one about the master european thief.
Somu Icewalker
Also known as Diet Dr. Evil
posted 09-26-2004 12:04:58 PM
quote:
Drysart had this to say about Optimus Prime:
MST3K TRIVIA TIME

The first to name which episode this is screencaptured from will get a free month's subscription:

I'll also take requests for stuff to capture since I have every episode.


Wasn't it something like Diabolik?

Phoenix
Pancake
posted 09-26-2004 12:09:03 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Snoota wrote:
That... doesn't sound like such a bad movie.

Suddar
posted 09-26-2004 12:14:00 PM
quote:
Somu Icewalker had this to say about John Romero:
Wasn't it something like Diabolik?

God dammit, I was just about to guess that.

Danger: Diabolik...

But I really have no idea Just makes me think of it.

Peter
Pancake
posted 09-26-2004 01:11:46 PM
quote:
How.... Somu Icewalker.... uughhhhhh:
Wasn't it something like Diabolik?

That was the one that the Beastie Boys spoofed in a Music Video. Can't rember the saon, it was from the same album Intergaltic came from.

Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 09-26-2004 01:22:16 PM
Drysart
Pancake
posted 09-26-2004 10:52:29 PM
I'll give both Vise and Somu credit for the guess.
Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 09-27-2004 01:00:49 AM
Zair and I will attest to this: The Master of Disguise nearly made our eyes bleed.
My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-27-2004 01:10:04 AM
Hey Drysart, could you give me a screenshot from Time of the Apes? Preferrably where Johnny gleefully shrieks, "I don't care!" That made for the best running gag of any MST3K episode.

Or, if that one's a little too obscure, how about one of the Air Freshener Baby Mobile.

"...to take care of the odor from Baby's doo-doo, caca, checher, nimbus, BM, and poopy."

"Checher?"

"Nimbus?"

"Nimbus."

I think that one was either from Daddy-O or the Big Stupid one.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 09-27-2004 03:01:54 AM
quote:
Brahmin Bloodlust attempted to be funny by writing:
I actually bought this movie. I love BAD movies. Castle Freak, Project Metal Beast, Troll 2, Alien Prey, The Cars that Ate Paris, Maximum Overdrive, Jack Frost, Robot Monster, Uncle Sam, Dusk til Dawn: Texas Bloodmoney... God my list could go on with the piles of crap I own...

But, they are all fun to watch with a bunch a friends when you want a good laugh


Heh, not too long ago, I watched Jack Frost 2. It was hilarous.
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

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Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 09-27-2004 09:58:53 AM
quote:
Azizza had this to say about Knight Rider:
Oh no. I love MST3K. There is nothing I have ever seen on there that approaches this level.

5 words.

The Brain That Wouldn't Die.

Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 09-27-2004 01:07:42 PM
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